Gym pajeets thread

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>walk into change room
>smells like rancid shit
>to no surprise, turn the corner and a bunch of pooinloos are changing

Well yeah that's life. I have to hold back a lot of what I feel/think because it's inappropriate to say as well. It's just the way it is.

RIP

>work at the y in one of the brownest sections of Toronto
>talking to member about random stuff, some other guy comes over and asks the member if he used to drive a taxi
>member flips the fuck out at this guy, despite the guy not saying it rudely (he actually just mistook the member)
>they start throwing insults at each other, getting up in eachother's faces, right in front of me, talking shit about the other guy's mother
>these are both 40+ year old men

too be honest the blacks here are the biggest issue, if people want I can share stories

>[CURRENT YEAR]
>Not doing FOXHOUND deadlifts
>ishygddt

Moar Pajeet, i hate when they come to the gym and it smells like absolute shit like a 5 meter radius from them

Why? Just shower and use deodorant.

Im brown but I dont do typical shite. Except I mire myself in the mirror

yes pls

Share away user. I feel like you live in Scarberia btw... Should move out of there lad.

>young pajeet boy curling 40 lbs
>swinging his entire body
>he would probably get more gains if he just lowered the weight

Did you tell him?

Yeah I live in Scarborough, I know its an issue but them brown chicks tho.

Let's see:
There's a group of guys that always sit around after basketball talking, and shout so loud that we have to tell them to quiet down because they disrupt other members.

These same black guys always try to sneak their buddies in through alt entrances, I have never seen any other ethnicity do it.

A few weeks ago we had two members (both in their 20s, one brown and one black) talking about basketball, and the black guy somehow started yelling about how he was going to "put the fear of god into you" and insigated a fight that ended up with a 5'4" 50 year old dude getting tossed around between the two.

There's one guy who calls himself Ronaldo (real name Garth because fuck government names) who makes a play on nearly every girl that walks in, even ones who's boyfriends are around. He also only does bicep curls and smith machine bench press (lol) and says protein powder will mess up your insides.

Not to mention the black kids, who somehow got thinking I was gay after I heard them talking about some other guy's dick and joked about it. One of these kids also tried to sneak into the 22+ area despite being told not to multiple times, trying to steal some hot chocolate.

I don't really hate any ethnicity but honestly blacks have the highest amount of troublemakers I've seen.

Interact w/ humans? This is fit nigger

>I heard them talking about some other guy's dick and joked about it.
"Hhehe.. good joke boys, I bet his dick is huge..ri-right?"

Brown girls? Man you have to get out of there that place is fucking with your head

>Living in Scartown

Lmfao @ u

Why... come home

>22+ area

wut

Is this Veeky Forums's version of showers,falcons and no singles at the movies?

>I don't really hate any ethnicity but honestly blacks have the highest amount of troublemakers I've seen.
Wow user gr8 findings. We would be lost without this information thank you!

But srs that PUA faggot would be easy af to intimidate brah just fuck with him itll make the day go faster

Ive actually seen attractive ones at the gym idk where to find them outside the gym tho

You checked the local designated shitting street?

They were saying that some chick said some guy had a big dick, and I joined in saying "Hah, how big? 6 inches? 7 inches?" and then they got the idea I was gay.

I got sucked off by my fwb that weekend though.

Its basically:
>old guys
>naked old guys (honestly asians need to shave holy shit)
>politics and sports
>free coffee
>shitting on the ground beside toilets (this happened again just tonight)

He barely comes in, and I've already tried competing against him. I know he isn't shit though, I just don't want to lose my job.

I'm white.

Tell that to the nice brown ass I'm banging every couple of days.

Snap city

>They were saying that some chick said some guy had a big dick, and I joined in saying "Hah, how big? 6 inches? 7 inches?" and then they got the idea I was gay.
>I joined in saying "Hah, how big? 6 inches? 7 inches?" and then they got the idea I was gay.
>I joined in saying "Hah, how big? 6 inches? 7 inches?"
Being this autistic

>focus on proper form of RDL's taking it nice and easy
So you were doing a plate?

a plate plus 15 cause I didn't have access to a gym for a month (vacation in the PH)

Yeah I would go ahead and tell her that. But since you're here I'll tell you to get some standards.

My life dude, plus I don't exclusively fuck brown chicks. And this is only a summer job, I'm gonna be moving away from this place in a few years.

>be in empty gym at 10pm
>regular pajeet enters but has a group of 4 other pajeets with him at the same time who i suspect dont have memberships
>they all group around one guy doing lat pulldowns
>then suddenly a pajeet takes off his shirt and continues to do lat pulldowns
>the other pajeets begin to film him doing the exercise and take turn doing latpulldowns shirtless while the others film
>they begin to do the same thing with barbell curls
>wtf?

ARe brown girls really easy in Canada or something?

FOB Indian here
Tips to not be as annoying as the other Pajeets please

Toronto here, they wear em up here. With jeans. And sandals.

>king pajeet
Top kek

>Dickheads

We're the dick heads?

You cunts go into someone else's country and refuse to abide by the local customs and etiquette and WE'RE the dickheads? The world is supposed to accommodate the native habits of shitskin self-proclaimed royalty wherever they go? Fuck you, you arrogant piece of shit. I would never dream of going to another country without learning and adopting their local customs and trying to fit in. Your arrogance is as sky high as your body door. Please fucking kill yourself. The world doesn't need you or your 1 billion fly-covered brethren.

yes, get out

TAKE ME DOWN TO THE BACK SNAP CITY WHERE THE SPINES ARE ROUND AND THE DISKS ARE SLIPPIN

Act like a decent human being. Show consideration for fellow gym goers

Where do u workout? At a community rec centre? VP and Eglinton here. I use one but I'm switching to Goodlife because of sick of having to share space with retarded immigrants who ruin everything.

answer

They're not easy but every Indian male is a hair trigger rapist. You don't follow the news? India is the rape capital of the world. It's disgusting.

>see a pajeet walk up to a smiths machine
>loads up .5 plate
>1/4 squat
>1 set and leaves
>doesn't even put away the weights
filthy things

shower before AND after gym.
Get a proper routine, don't just do bench and curls.
don't talk to randoms if they have earphones in.
don't grunt, just exhale with force if you need to.

>You cunts go into someone else's country and refuse to abide by the local customs and etiquette and WE'RE the dickheads?
Not me.
>The world is supposed to accommodate the native habits of shitskin self-proclaimed royalty wherever they go
Not me
> I would never dream of going to another country without learning and adopting their local customs and trying to fit in.
Good on you bruh.
>Your arrogance is as sky high as your body door. Please fucking kill yourself. The world doesn't need you or your 1 billion fly-covered brethren.
Lel. Why you so mad tho?

>every
Come at me man. I'm a normal but somewhat pretty good looking dude and I slay with better chicks than most of the people (indian or white etc etc) I know. I'm not bragging as I find it kind of a dumb thing to brag about but I'm just pointing out we're not all like dat. I'm pretty Chaddish if I say so myself.

improve personal hygiene
stop eating weird spices
stop wearing gloves
wear normal gym clothes (in particular, no polo shirts, jeans, khakis or sandals)

you'll be gud breh

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Wew. Half the time it's me making the poo in loo jokes but believe what you will. Real life has and will always be about your social skills/presence no matter how ugly you are.

sure you are pajeet

They obviously don't know what the fuck that means in Canada, otherwise he wouldn't be asking. He needs concrete examples.

1) shower JUST BEFORE you workout, preferably at home.

2) wipe down gym equipment after use. You see the spray bottles and paper towels? Use em.

3) keep your voice down. Not everyone wants to know what you think. Loud behaviour is annoying.

4) put the weights back in their proper location when you're done using them. Not just on the rack but in the proper spot in the rack. Don't rack the 30lb dumbbell next to the 5lb dumbbell.

5) Exercise efficiently. Don't take 5 minute rests between sets and socialise with ur friends. Do supersets where possible.

6) Don't bother the women. Don't stare at them. It's disgusting and you look like you're in rape mode like an animal. It degrades you and makes the women uncomfortable. Knock it off.

7) Wipe down the fucking equipment after use! I'm serious about this. I'd repeat it fifty more times if I had the time. Nobody wants to sit in pools of your sweat.

Cmon guys, add more specific tips for these immigrants so they can fit in better. They can't even figure out toilets so they need all the help they can get.

Why do you feel the need to spell this out? My parents were immigrants and they never pulled this shit. It's just common sense.

Yeah, you're right. Immigrants already know all about etiquette.

Poo in it pajeet

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not sure what 8 and 16 mean

I know some refugees might have never seen a toilet before, but what the hell 15? has this happened?

8: don't shout
16: males / females seperated

Doubtless

All aboard the Ahmed Express!

Coming to a gym near you

not an argument desu famalama

>all immigrants come from mass immigration
Fuck you mate. European """men""" being too impotent to fuck women that they need to bring in millions of virile young brown and black men to help them doesn't mean all immigrants are trash.

>European """men""" being too impotent to fuck women

More like young white children being told that the world is overpopulated and they should concentrate on a job over a family.

dont fucking eat curry before you go to the gym

>More like young white children being told that the world is overpopulated and they should concentrate on a job over a family.
>implying anybody tells them this
Lmao okay man. You can lie to me but you can't lie to yourself :^)

Poo in the loo the info graphic

You on the left, us on the right

I see this turkish guy always calling/videocalling someone on the treadmill, I've seen other fobs do the same thing, constantly calling someone, speaking loud af while half-assing the exercise.

Anyone here with similar experiences?

Be mindful of personal space.

No pajeets in my gym (South UK) but I get a lot of Eastern Europeans, not like poles or ruskies, but genuine Roma gypsy types.

They a nightmare, the big guys are generally alright, they come in, lift heavy, clean, quiet and just get on with it, but the younger guys have to turn it into a fucking social affair, crowding round the bench 5-6 guys doing non-specific sets and reps, always flexing, the adjustable benches are right in front of the mirrors, they will go up to the mirror with Dumbbells and start curling directly in front of the mirror even if you're using the bench, so close that if you lying down on the bench they're practically standing on your feet.

Ive had to remind a couple that the gym is for training not showing off, on occasions where they've actually fucked with my workout by taking 5-6 pairs of Dumbbells all the way across the gym so they can curl in front of the mirrors, good news is they never stay long, I reckon the average probably does 30 minutes.

Oh and to add, they of course only train chest and arms, God forbid they actually wear anything other than a full tracksuit by Armani exchange

gosh , why are they so filthy?

They're animals. Except that animals don't leave a trail of garbage. Fourth Reich when?