This fat fuck has a wife, why don't you even have a gf?

Ehh. Acceptance is the second step and all that garbage you know. It's why I got into lifting.

If there was only some way to improve from here on out but I don't know desu.

>successful youtuber
>doesn't take a side in anything and always neutral
>doesn't lose fans because of this
>like ~35 years old
>incredibly obese
>average lifespan of these land whales is very, very low
>has a cute wife
>said wife left with roommate for a week without him

Come on OP. We already know what her plan is.

Boogie is a famous youtuber. Therefore, he has a lot of money. If she wasn't there, it would go straight to his gullet. She's just smart. Once he dies at the age of 40 something she'll get everything.

>5'9
>skinnyfat
>no job
>no car
>live with parents
>no personality
>no skills
>not even level 10 on pokemon go
>obscure taste in music and film
>only hobbies are tv and videogames
>live in bumfuck nowhere
>acne scars all over face
>face wouldn't even look good if i got rid of the acne
>no facial symmetry
>social anxiety
i could go on forever
the closest i've got to a girl was getting a girls number for a group project in 10th grade

I'm a socially retarded faggot that is so full of self loathing that the idea that anyone, male or female, would want to spend time with me is such a foreign thought that I can't even comprehend it.

Furthermore, I've been a kissless virgin and haven't been romantically involved in so long that the thought of the awkwardness my inexperience would cause turns me off of the idea.

Tldr- The severe shame and self loathing prevents me from even attempting to date anyone.

'9
wear lifts and boots you'll atleast look 6'
>>skinnyfat
use roids you dumb fuck
>>no job
ok fucking apply to a job
>>no car
buy a car with the fucking money you get from your job
>>live with parents
rent a fucking apartment with the money you get from your job
>>no personality
fucking read a book, go out and practice socializing
>>no skills
work a fucking entry level job and develop skills
>>not even level 10 on pokemon go
delete that shitty game
>>obscure taste in music and film
so?
>>only hobbies are tv and videogames
get new hobbies
>>live in bumfuck nowhere
move
>>acne scars all over face
smooth skin is for women, look at seal
>>face wouldn't even look good if i got rid of the acne
>>no facial symmetry
face really isnt that important m8
>>social anxiety
get over it and stop being a fucking bitch

This. You have the option to change, although it's easier to wallow in your own shame.

Long term depression stemming from years of physical/emotional abuse, family trauma, and chronic health issues. Combine that with a propensity toward social isolation, daily instances of anxiety, and a lovely mix of unfounded narcissism, megalomania and horrid self esteem, and basically that should answer your question regarding gfs.

Nice trips, though

He has a wife who fucks other guys while he cant breath without oxygen, can't see his dick, can't wipe his own ass, can't walk up stairs.

Yeah seriously, the fat shit is a joke who is lazy and refuses to lose weight by working out.

He has no shame, no self respect, no pride. The guy has had specialist reach out to help him lose weight, and he is too fucking lazy to do any of it.

Diamond Dallas Page a guy who took two guys who were addicted to drugs booze and partying for over 40 years, completely out of shape and shit human beings. He turned their lives around and got them healthy.

DDP tried to actually get him in shape. DDP literally gave up.
When has DDP ever gave up? He broke his fucking neck and created a new yoga program just to wrestle again even though doctors said he couldnt.

Literally, boogie is more worthless than 2 60 year old druggie scumbags.

let that sink in. btw you posted this on r9k troll and stop responding there when I shit on it.

put that as your tinder bio

I would if I was handsome enough to pull that shit off or if there were more hipster/artsy type girls around me that might feign interest in that expository diarrhea

I'm a selfish controlling asshole who is afarid of commitment

Loose skin prevents me from being intimate and I'm poor.

Because I spend all of my time sitting in front of a computer, using fitness as my only escape and last ditch effort to become at least somewhat of a normal human being.

Lifting hasn't alleviated my autist symptoms.

I think this bright young lady recently separated from her boyfriend several months back.

Something about how he was "just going to the store", and then never came back home.

>boys lie.

>went on date today
>she liked me
>she wants to hang out again
>she wants the D
send help

Because I don't feel like it

Anxiety and fear of rejection.

>tfw Veeky Forums, 7.5/10 looks, money, engineer, smart as fuck, funny, rejected a lot of girl because I'm picky
>for the first time in years I fall in love with a girl
>dating a couple of months
>she likes me but doesn't want to be my gf
WHAT THE FUCK DOES SHE WANT? I MAKE HER LAUGH, SHE LIKES ME, WE TALK A LOT, WE LIKE THE SAME THINGS, HOLY SHIT, YOU'RE THE ONLY WOMAN WHO ISN'T A BRAINDEAD SLUT, THE ONLY ONE WHO UNDERSTANDS ME
WHY_?
How the fuck I'm going to hurt you if I reject your friendship? You already have destroid my fucking feelings and it hurts.
Thanks for reading my blog.

no one wants to be in a relationship with an engineer. get a cool job and your world will change

What is a "cool" job then user?

what this mean

I think that was a joke.

If you don't get it

Then you are clean

>6ft
>decently fit
>have a hobby
>in college
>have a car
>have a part time job
>put an honest effort into looking good etc
>try to be friendly and everything
>try to go to gathers and clubs and stuff
>can't make a human connection with any females
>not even the slightest bit of interest from anybody, at most friendly small talk that develops into nothing
>kissless virgin

I'm beginning to feel like there's some kind of dark magic working against me. It's so fucking frustrating. I blame it on facial aesthetics cuz there's LITERALLY NOTHING I can think of that would make me unattractive to literally everyone. There's way shittier and uglier people who have gfs. I don't even think my face is that bad which makes me even more insecure.

I am fgagot

clap clap clap

Keep in mind boogie's wife is also slightly ham beasto herself.

Use tinder if your actually reasonable attractive.

Went from 20 year old virgin who had only been on a few dates with 2 girls to having hooked up with 3 and been on first dates with around a dozen within 5 months.

I'm not completely happy with myself. My body is good and I'm sociable, but my money gains are kinda weak. Hopefully in a few months I can rectify that, but even then I'll probably still be alone. It's hard to find people let alone women who have similar life views. I'm not a special snowflake or anything, but I live in the south. Everyone is religious to some degree and our obesity rate is high in Texas. I am not fat, religious, or family oriented, so I can't date most people. I can be friends with them, but I don't want their shit weighing me down and infecting my life. I used to date a normie and it sucked

Cannot trust anyone have mental disorders

I had an OKCupid once. Messaged quite a lot of chicks and got zero responses.

Maybe I'm uglier than I think I am despite my efforts which I don't want to admit.

Just keep persisting, for example on Tinder even with matches i get around 30% reply rate so take what you will from that

Guys just act like Trump, seriously. Say what you want and be tough. Girl asks you a question? Give a dumb fucking answer and keep saying what you want, or just ignore her. Who cares? She needs to get with you dude, not the other way around

All healthy relationships I've seen have a clearly dominant male giving the minimum responses to the dumb shit girls say, fill it in with logical man stuff, and go on about their day fucking girls. Girls are dumb, simple creatures. You guys can't get with them because you overthink everything and give them the leeway to steal dominance from you

I will user.

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the full picture shows the girl who is in the white box doing a porn shoot (video?) and she's a tranny

lmaoing he cant even sleep in the same bed as her

MUH BREATHING PROBLEMS

lose the weight fat boy

>said wife left with roommate for a week without him
Link?

she is ugly and fat

not as fat as him, but still...

and yeah, she's into it for a money

Now I know why she really makes a strong effort of not having her entire frame on camera.

Aside from being ugly and slow, the reason I don't have a girlfriend is because I haven't gone through any of the rights of passage to graduate to man status, I feel like I've been 17 for 5 years. I think I started lifting to try and feel more like a man but it didn't work for me.

Hey at least I'm gonna live past 45.

...So I'll be alone for way longer.

Start taking test
Lurk /fraud/ for a while, do your research

You only have one life to live

>WHAT THE FUCK DOES SHE WANT

To feel genuine physical desire.

Is DDP's yoga any good then?

I'm tempted to, it seems like it would solve some of my problems but I don't want to be dependent on the stuff for the rest of my life.

>because I'm picky
That's often the problem. If you're too picky in general ("there's a right way and a wrong way" type of thing) people will imagine a relationship as suffocating and their life/hopes/dreams flying out the window. Loosen up a bit.

This is one of the major things behind surfer bums doing pretty well too.

welcome to the friendzone,there's no way out

Better than dying alone, right?

>face really isnt that important m8

I wish this was true.

I don't know. Been in nursing school for the past three years and still haven't gotten a GF. I think it's part looks and part personality. There's nothing high status about me so women just don't bother past the point of becoming friends.

nice trips
My social skills and status are only good when I get retarded drunk
I'm not an alcoholic but rather a person with social anxiety who has trouble connecting with anyone, even my family
Sometimes I think I was born backwards because I hate the people I should love and love the people I should hate
Feelsbadman.jpg

I sometimes do mushrooms wich allow me to connect with people more automaticly
I never told anyone but recently I told a couple of my good friends
My fear is that it will be passed on to >her
Eventhough she is in another country right now I still have faith and strength

>Choosing mer over men

You don't just fucking talk to them you autist, you have to display some sort of interest. Flirt with them, tease them, touch them etc.

i'm a severely depressed alcoholic and pretty ugly too

This bitch got fucked by a horse

What's it called if your social skills get worse the more drunk you get?

Im in a similar position as him and let me tell you simply flirting doesnt do it
Either she flirts back with no serious interest because i dont know they think its fun or she just straight up rejects you

she's fat too though

>He has a wife who fucks other guys

Is this confirmed?

>right babe?

I'm emotionally and mentally broken in ways that can never be fixed and can never be ignored.

So she's a jew? Why is literally everyone he hangs around a jew?

But I do

my fellow mer supremacist

Shes only after his jewtube bux

He'll die from either a massive heart attack or stroke within the next 10 years

good taste

>Wears diapers
>Has to wear a CPAP mask at night or he'll stop breathing
>So fat he can't locate his dick
>So fat has to get around on a rascal
>But at least he has a hooknose gf

For once I'm not jealous in the slightest

>>Wears diapers
>>Has to wear a CPAP mask at night or he'll stop breathing

wait really?

I'm a nurse and I see that shit in old people with chronic lung disease and bladder issues lmao

literally >just bee yourself and >I pull money out of my asshole

he has money, retard

drop her ass
She either isnt into you, in which case you should stop wasting your time
OR
She's one of those broads that wants you to run after her because it makes her feel good to lead you on and then give you a nice gofuckyourself and stop you.
how to deal with that is to just walk away, she's run after you like a puppy

i do have a gf though user

she's coming to my place in a few hours

doesnt work if
>you're ugly
>live not in NA or in a place where tinder is not a thing

this
I've missed the whole teenager years phase. never had fun because of me being an autismo, being too much into a nerd sport and studies
fuck you dad for making me do that

I am 5'5.

Fucking knife-ear trash.

>oh no! i didn't get to experience muh parties and muh awkward sex during my teens, now i can't enjoy the rest of my life

my teenage years were an empty void filled with self loathing and videogames. no friends, no girls, no parties, no studying, no sports, and i STILL got my life back on the rails. stop being a little bitch.

Being yourself is being your best version. Maybe you're wasting your potential to be a great powerlifter.
He gave you an action plan: get a fucking job. Solves the majority of your perceived problems. Staying neet with no bills prevents quite a bit of adult problems! Get in there champ, you'll wish you were dead when you realize your car and apartment take up all your money while your job takes up all your time.

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>when you don't have rich parents that coach you through life you have the option to become a NEET or a wagecuck equivalent to a chinese slave laboureur

no wonder there are killing sprees like every day in america, lol.

wasnt the guy
his advice is really naive

100% this.

You'll never be happy if you take what they say at face value.

You're in a field way saturated by women. Don't blame your status. You're just not interesting/attractive. You can change both of these traits, you know? Giving up is a bitch trait. Start by fixing that

It isn't. The attraction of females (tip) is dependent on personality, charisma, assertiveness, confidence and other platitudes. Men are visual in forming the basis of their attraction, women are not

Because I hold others to an unrealistic standard that not even I fulfill

I basically hate myself so I bought an onahole and moved on

Do embarrassing things in public. I PROMISE you that'll fix your problem. We don't want to be judged, embarrassed, humiliated but the faster you learn to not care the better it will get. You can either have everyone not know who you are or have some like you some hate you. Such is life m8, hope you make it.

proof that girls will fuck anyone as long as he is famous and has money.

Do you seriously think he would have a girl if he was a common nobody working in a walmart?

girls are like parasites but instead of sucking your blood they spend all your money.

Because I'm a pretty bad and selfish person.