Tfw got drunk with gf last night

fag here

the only reason you got shitdick is that women have no idea how to eat right and clean themselves out

if they just ate fibre and douched, theyd be squeaky clean for you easily

In bed she was, outside of bed not so much.

I heard she also cheated on her later boyfriend who was actualy a really good looking guy and studying to be a docter.

I dogded that bullet.

In retrospect it would have been nice to have fucked her in the ass once before we broke up just to get it out of my system.

Even though I've heard stories from friends who actualy did it and all said it was shitty (literally).

just get a hooker if youve really gotta try... its over rated dude

I can't, I'm in a relationship

>fag here

stopped reading right there

kys

>together with gf since 8 years
>told her i want to fuck that ass
>we tryd it once
>dick was half in
>she had tears in her eyes, so i stopped
>still tell her i want to fuck that ass
>she tells me she would pay me a hooker if i realy want to expierience anal

this is a trap, right guys?

Yes don't fucking do it, she will use it against you the rest of your life

It's a weird way to know you have been already been cucked

My girl loves anal, her ass is always clean, only got poop on my dick one time and it wasnt a big deal.

Anal feels great tbqh, I like to feel like I'm hurting and humiliating her and what better way than to impale her ass on my cock? I make her tell me she's my bitch while I do it as well.

But warning, any girl that genuinely likes anal has probably been sexually molested or assaulted and will be fucked up or crazy.

>LOOK MOM I POSTED IT AGAIN!

kill yourself my man

I never got that
I mean I love to fuck some slut in the ass like she's trash, but with your gf, who you love, I could never do that.

It's a problem. Because I'm so into hurting/humiliating girls, the more affection I feel for them the less I want to bone them.

But my gf gets off on it as well so we just ignore feelings for an hour at a time and just go for it. Plus she pisses me off royally half the time so I get to take some frustration out on her.

So you're saying your gf was sexualy molested or is fucked up?

Anal is a meme.

Had it a few times with my long term gf. Haven't done it in a long time and don't miss it.
- can't be spontaneous unless you want shit dick
- have to have extra long foreplay
- lube needed
- by the time we're done stretching I'm already blue-balled
- texture doesn't feel as good as the vagoo
- it's tighter but only at the entry, a vagoo can contract on the whole length
- only pro is that it's a good way to dominate a woman. but there are other ways

Not missing it. Made her cum once from Anal though, pretty proud of that

kek

Yeah, it's nice every now and then, but it's not my thing.

>making feel threads literally about fucking girls

Fucking retarded normies. Fuck off.

Did you get a nice poop noodle?

The domination is what gets me and keeps me hard about it. My girlfriend loves it and apparently is always ready for it, as I've never been shitdicked once in the year we've been dating and doing anal. She cums every time, goes ass to mouth, the whole nine. I basically own her.
I have another anal slut that I see now and then too, and it's the same with her. I don't know what I'm doing being able to land girls that want my cum in their ass, but I think I'll keep doing it.

Don't you have a pillow doll to be humping or your moms underwear to be masturbating into?

Go back to r9k

>tears in her eyes
Thats hot, just try it again and dont stop.
The fact that its hurting her but still does it would be a huge turn on for me

At least my pillow is never rude to me

Oh my gawd lol. I've analled my gf probably a hundred time and never once got shit dick. Most I got was the smell, it's fucking rancid but when your horny who gives a fuck.

Fucking and dominating her ass is the best. When she's pulling away and you shove it in deeper, the way they can't walk the next day and you just know she's gonna be hating her life for the next day. I love it man.

My last gf probably took it once but it hurt her way too much. Current gf was her first time and I just made her like it by going hella slow. Playing with her pussywhile pulling her hair with the other hand. Fun fun.

Raw dogged it one time when I was way too horny, kinda regret that one.

I feel bad for u op honestly... I probably couldn't look at her the same after shitdick experience.

Finally get to use this pic.

Fuck off normie scum

wholesome laughs

This changed my life

Who gives a fuck you idiot

I live with my gf of 4yrs and got sucked off by a rub & tug last month

U think the whore is gonna tell your gf?

I kinda want to for the virginity trifecta with my gf and the domination aspect but she's pretty germaphobic in general and did honours microbiology which just worsened it.

Yep. Life is hell because she's a crazy bitch but the sex is decent.

F-faggot weeb

How would you feel if your wife was doing the same shit behind your back with Yamal?

confirmed for a scum bag whose relationship will detorriate

>be 21 virgin
>finally get gurl in a bed
> couldn't get it up
>why

Not that guy, but stfu moral fags. I'm sure he doesn't need the concept of empathy explained to him.

Fidelity sounds easy when you're a virgin sperg. When you're a man with options suddenly it's not so easy. Sure you're an asshole if you cheat but everyone is an asshole sometimes, no one is without sin.
Stay mad at all the 'assholes' while they fuck more girls than you ever will, and are happier than you'll ever be.

I have done anal with my last two gfs and it was the first time for both of them so sith was so cash. Not 100% clean with the first one but only shitty once, wasn't a big deal for me. Incredibly clean with the last one all the time.
>Dat feeling when you know you are the only one who has fucked her in the ass and she is living it
>Dat intimate moment when she asks you to cum deep in her ass

dw user happens to everyone inexperienced. Might take a couple more attempts just to relax in the situation. You need a patient girl to help you through it.

Because you're a virgin.

>and are happier than you'll ever be.

Until their partner finds out and they lose their lifepartner or remain in a broken relationship.

Probably virgin anxiety. You'll get over it, since most people get it.

Happens to everyone. It's nerves. I had the same thing happen to me. You just need to be upfront with a girl and admit you have your card still and play that to an atvantage by making her feel special for being the one.

> in real life usually is smelly and disgusting

This is why you're supposed to use a douche first.

Alternatively, have the diet for it.

This. It's about being dominant.