Hey, so pretty much my best plan right now to become an American (greatest country of all time tbqh) is to get shredded and then go on vacation there (I'm also gonna use tinder and other sites) to find a gf and marry her for a green card.
It's my biggest goal in life.
Do you have any tips on what body type American girls prefer? I'm going for ottermode right now, but maybe I should try bearmode instead? I've heard conflicting opinions.
I'm gonna supplement my physique by learning how to be confident / gain charisma / talk to girls and I'm gonna try to lose my 'tismo.
I think a general would be a good idea to share ideas and support one another, since we have the correct political / social opinions and share similar goals.
Anti-American trash PLEASE GO AND STAY GO. Shitpost somewhere else you deluded fucks.
Btw, yes, I'm white and not a Muslim, inb4 someone asks that.
John Russell
bump
Jonathan Richardson
bearmode is for men, not women
Thomas Stewart
Basically this. Don't do /fraud/, it'll fuck your life up. Stay natty.
Nathan Campbell
any negress will marry you for a week worth of heron in the streets. You don't even have to look good, just be able to afford a few hundred bucks worth of drugs.
Bentley Richardson
If you have visible muscles in your arms and no belly, you're in the top ten percent of American males.
Joseph Reyes
good to know fampai
Cooper Barnes
>basically get this roided out physique >... But dont do roids
Leo Cook
that looks achievable natty desu
Bentley Kelly
>being this delusional
Luke Russell
Just try to look like you lift and be interesting in some way and you'll be able to land the green card wife of your dreams.
Austin Walker
what are some good ways to be interesting in?
I can play a little guitar, should I try to git gud at that?
Jack Jenkins
Ameribump
John Morales
Sure, why not? There's 160 million females in the country, at least one will like it
Jacob Reyes
Read the op you stupid niga
John Gutierrez
perfect and I would consider going bear mode you'll need strength to fend her off from the hordes of dindo's
Logan Foster
Who is this semen demon?
Jose Peterson
Op you are a genius. I still like Australia but they took our guns away.
Would it be realistic for a shredded Australian guy to get an American grill who is at least an 8? Foreigner advantage?
Isaac Thomas
Our girls are shit, just about anyone can get them
James Wood
You are autistic
Ian Morgan
I dont think this hunky specimen is natty brah.
Also, as a non American living in the U.S. and serving in the Army, I find white girls to be somewhat bland and easy to get along with. I prefer them over other races because most of them are into anal.
Brandon Robinson
America is dog shit. I should know, I've lived here for 25 years.
Wyatt Howard
ashley wagner
Bentley Reyes
Learn guitar. Have an accent (not indian). Lift. Keep a clean sleek look. Smell good. Dont dress like a 14yo. Train your brain. Don't settle for anything less than a 7. Have a relaxed sense of humor (if you think your joke is gonna sound like Dane Cook material, STFU.) Play a sport. A sport is an activitie you do with offense, defence and tactics or has vehicles with a gasoline or petrol engine. Lift again.
Parker Ortiz
Shoo shoo ameriboo. All these (serious?) Replies. If thats your life goal ive got news for you buddy. Just focus on lifting your bank account.
>1776+240 >"lifting" for american women
Just immigrate as a hard working american bro, study and get to ottermode.
American here.
>select all pickup trucks
Luke Gonzalez
Ottermode is the way to go Milk the foreign card for all its worth too