/cgl/ is bullying us again ;_;

/cgl/ is bullying us again ;_;

I was out at Metrocon this weekend

Those girls really have no experience with dicks, do they?

>fat weeaboo chicks tearing down a guy who wouldn't bless them with so much as a sniff of his babydick

That's cgl for you

What, you're not 10x6 flaccid? lel babbycock mustard race

Merlin hard af famalama

You better have been eating junk food and drinking soda while playing some vidya or that shit don't count.

I want to fuck him.

Vodka/coke count?

I just came from Evening Reception (our hotel had free drinks from 5:30-7:30 w/ free salsa/chips/pretzels and we indulged all 3 nights.

Thanks senpai

and yes, I was playing vidya

Got 2nd place in doubles in smash 4 wii u.

Got 1st place in singles in smash bros brawl

>free salsa/chips/pretzels and we indulged all 3 nights.
Way to stay in character.
Good job user.

>that thread

Womyn are pure kanker even on the chins.
I almost feel sorry for heteros.

>Tfw no Wolf

I fought wolf in grand finals of brawl lol.

I stopped playing smash 4 because of no Wolf.


Won lots of tourneys with him in brawl.


Won a lot with Pikachu in smash 4, but it's not the same


His kit just makes so much sense. He's one of the few characters that feels like Melee did with easy combo chains

>yet another episode of /r9k/bots trying to bait other boards into a feud
running out of """cool""" stuff to do are we now?

>that bulge
>"small penis"

I guess even the girls on Veeky Forums are virgins

full homo but i'd suck your dick

FIT DEFENSE FORCE REPORTING FOR DUTY

>Not having a 5in flaccid dick
pic related

Consider the following:
> /cgl/
> full of women
> 90% are virgins

How ugly/fucked up in the head to you have to be to not be able to get laid as a woman?

I got Veeky Forums to be healthier and to feel better, having a nice body. If you are so insecure and lifr only to do the same shit attention whore do, you should kill yourself

you have very suckable titties