Does anyone know a good allergen free protein powder? also, I've been seeing this guy...

Does anyone know a good allergen free protein powder? also, I've been seeing this guy, but he doesn't know anything about sex. He's 20 and he just thought girls had a gaping hole between their legs. I really like him, but I feel weird teaching him about sex. What should I do?

Damn girl I'm 20 too

Can u teach me about sex? I'm a virgin

T O R O N T O?

No. I mean, to be fair I'm also a virgin. But I at least theoretically know what goes on and about anatomy. He doesn't know anything. Literally nothing.

Pls teach me too

I want a gf who will be patient with me

What are you allergic to?

Gluten, dairy, soy, corn, almonds and oats

Do you have an allergy to hardwood smoked salami?

Nope.

Oh good

Because I got some hardwood salami for you to smoke

Uhhhh... pea protein?

I know he's an adult, but he's so niave I feel like I'm corrupting him.

>TFW u didnt even respond

Better to learn from you (someone im guessing can be supportive), than causing problems and learning it the hard way
Also, talk to him about it, not us

He's 20 and a virgin. Of course he thinks you're a gaping hole. He'd probably watched a lot of shitty porn that's skewed his expectations. And honestly if you're a virgin there's really nothing you can teach him about sex in general. Just go with it and learn how to please each other

Also, supplements are dumb as fuck. Just eat your protein for normal sources like a normal person

Of course, that's the thing. I don't want to accidentally emasculate him while trying to teach him stuff. I'm trying to get advice on the best way to approach the situation. I don't want to cause him to have a bad experience.

Are you sure he's into girls? Has he just never had access to the internet?

He's never watched porn. When I said a hole, I meant literally just a hole. He didn't know girls had external genitalia.

I'm sure. He gets hard anyway. The first and only time I ever blew him he said he felt like he was being selfish, which was weird for me.

Dump him for Chad.

>TFW no gf to teach me how vaginas work and where babies come from

I've dated Chad. Chad is an asshole. This guy makes me breakfast and dies not pressure me for sex. I'm not throwing away a good thing when I see it.

Oh come on

You're going to break up or cheat on him with Chad sooner or later. Dont lie to yourself

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Who am I kidding there are no virgin 20 yr old grils here

If I got sexually frustrated enough after a few years, possibly. I'd like to think not, but I'm only human. That's why I'm trying to figure out how to educate him.

But I didn't want to be that girl who messes up a nice guy. I've dated a lot of assholes and he's really good to me.

you should practice for boys with girls. :/ west coast?

I'm not going to tell anyone my location.

How did this go from a protein conversation straight to sex? I'm guessing this was to be a troll and people fed into it.

Protein to keep it fit related. And I needed advice on both.

Pretty appropriate response.
You don't have to immaculate, just have sex and guide it in with your hand, will make things way less awkward and isn't suspicious at all.
Might be a good idea to do p in v before having him do oral though, just saying.

Also stop with this "only human" shit.
Don't make excuses for hurting people, hone up to your shittyness.

I wouldn't do it unless he was okay with an open relationship and in that case he would also benefit.