How can i get motivated back into working out?

How can i get motivated back into working out?

>be me
>27 year old
>no job
>on academic probation cause I forgot to drop two classes and was failed.
>kissless virgin
>live in rural area
>be obsessed with 19 year old from my CC English class.
>never spoke to her except once and made myself look retarded
>am a nigger rape baby
>too autistic to get a job at mcdonalds...

Damn son, i think rerolling would be the best

isnt it best to ask /b/ about this ?

i mean.. really ? Veeky Forums ?

what does this mean?

join the military and volunteer to sweep for ied.
come back war hero with 1 leg and medals
earn easy money sitting in chair all day

You have to do summersaults until you feel better. It's a Veeky Forums tradition

Was going to give advice but then noticed you're a nigger rape baby.

>27 years old
>still in (community?) college, probably failing, with no solid goal in mind
>no job
>still obsessing over women like a 15 y/o
>still too autistic to get a job flipping burgers
>blames all these life long fuck ups and bad decisions on his race
You did this to yourself, and getting motivated to work out should be the last thing on your list of priorities.

Know that it only gets worse if you dont get control, motivation or not.

OP here

Op show pic of face, then body. We shall assess the situation.

Fix your nonexistant self confidence, by whatever means necessary.

Yeah like this guy said
Go beat up a dog If you have to, as long as it builds your confidence back up.

Euphemism for suicide.

Means "I screwed up. Let me start over with a new roll of the dice".

You sure let yourself go.

are you swole tho?

>How can i get motivated back into working out?
Fuck off and find your own motivation. If you need a goddamn Chinese frog breeding forum to get you motivated, you're already fucked.

lol i too am 27 years old and got zero motivation

just kys op

please kys

>asking strangers on the internet to make you want to do something

That's not how it works bucko. You sound like a real loser, get your shit together.

>Academic probation from rural community college

Just when you think you're a total fuck up

Then you come across threads like this....

Why the fuck would you go to /b/ for advice if its a legit question?

hope your mother dies today

Get your shit together, if you're relying on changing your life because of Veeky Forums, you need to revaluate everything.

who is the girl in the gif?

hope you die today

Sit in front of a mirror in your underwear.
Look at how disgusting your body is and how you think it could be better.
Think about all the cringey shit you've said.
Learn all the shit that isn't perfect with your body and the way you speak, this is where to start.

kek, we need to promote this.

Just fucking do it faggot. Quit making excuses. Sounds like you got a lot of time on your hands, so instead of sitting around feeling sorry for yourself, try picking up and putting down heavy objects. You'll thank yourself a year from now.