>be me >27 year old >no job >on academic probation cause I forgot to drop two classes and was failed. >kissless virgin >live in rural area >be obsessed with 19 year old from my CC English class. >never spoke to her except once and made myself look retarded >am a nigger rape baby >too autistic to get a job at mcdonalds...
Cooper Rivera
Damn son, i think rerolling would be the best
Adam Taylor
isnt it best to ask /b/ about this ?
i mean.. really ? Veeky Forums ?
Jack Baker
what does this mean?
Alexander Garcia
join the military and volunteer to sweep for ied. come back war hero with 1 leg and medals earn easy money sitting in chair all day
Jonathan Anderson
You have to do summersaults until you feel better. It's a Veeky Forums tradition
Jonathan Foster
Was going to give advice but then noticed you're a nigger rape baby.
David James
>27 years old >still in (community?) college, probably failing, with no solid goal in mind >no job >still obsessing over women like a 15 y/o >still too autistic to get a job flipping burgers >blames all these life long fuck ups and bad decisions on his race You did this to yourself, and getting motivated to work out should be the last thing on your list of priorities.
James Butler
Know that it only gets worse if you dont get control, motivation or not.
Austin Lewis
OP here
Lucas Cook
Op show pic of face, then body. We shall assess the situation.
Ian Reyes
Fix your nonexistant self confidence, by whatever means necessary.
Ethan Scott
Yeah like this guy said Go beat up a dog If you have to, as long as it builds your confidence back up.
Elijah Fisher
Euphemism for suicide.
Means "I screwed up. Let me start over with a new roll of the dice".
Brandon King
You sure let yourself go.
Connor Young
are you swole tho?
Adam Hall
>How can i get motivated back into working out? Fuck off and find your own motivation. If you need a goddamn Chinese frog breeding forum to get you motivated, you're already fucked.
Jace Lewis
lol i too am 27 years old and got zero motivation
just kys op
Easton Bell
please kys
Christian Powell
>asking strangers on the internet to make you want to do something
That's not how it works bucko. You sound like a real loser, get your shit together.
Justin Baker
>Academic probation from rural community college
Ryan White
Just when you think you're a total fuck up
Then you come across threads like this....
Colton White
Why the fuck would you go to /b/ for advice if its a legit question?
Luke Price
hope your mother dies today
Wyatt Davis
Get your shit together, if you're relying on changing your life because of Veeky Forums, you need to revaluate everything.
Alexander Butler
who is the girl in the gif?
Josiah Perry
hope you die today
Adam Morales
Sit in front of a mirror in your underwear. Look at how disgusting your body is and how you think it could be better. Think about all the cringey shit you've said. Learn all the shit that isn't perfect with your body and the way you speak, this is where to start.
Luke Peterson
kek, we need to promote this.
Luis Diaz
Just fucking do it faggot. Quit making excuses. Sounds like you got a lot of time on your hands, so instead of sitting around feeling sorry for yourself, try picking up and putting down heavy objects. You'll thank yourself a year from now.