I just got facial reconstruction surgery for $55,000 AMA

I just got facial reconstruction surgery for $55,000 AMA
Think I went from a 6/10 to a solid 9

Why did you leave your troll nose as it was? It fucks up your face man. Your parents wasted their $55k

>Not asking to get Nic Cage's face
ONE JOB

> 6/10 to 9/10

Is this bait?
You went from human-colored smurf to normy.
2/10 to 5/10 tops.

*slow claps*
*steps out of the shadows*
Heh... not bad, kid. Not bad at all. Your meme, I mean. It's not bad. A good first attempt. It's plenty dank... I can tell it's got some thought behind it... lots of quotable material...
But memeing isn't all sunshine and rainbows, kid. You're skilled... that much I can tell. But do you have what it takes to be a Memester? To join those esteemed meme ranks? To call yourself a member of the Ruseman's Corps? Memeing takes talent, that much is true. But more than that it takes heart. The world-class Memesters - I mean the big guys, like Johnny Hammersticks and Billy Kuahana - they're out there day and night, burning the midnight meme-oil, working tirelessly to craft that next big meme.
And you know what, kid? 99 times out of a hundred, that new meme fails. Someone dismisses it as bait, or says it's "tryhard," or ignores it as they copy/paste the latest shitpost copypasta dreamt up by those sorry excuses for cut-rate memers over at reddit. The Meme Game is rough, kid, and I don't just mean the one you just lost :^). It's a rough business, and for every artisan meme you craft in your meme bakery, some cocksucker at 9gag has a picture of a duck or some shit that a million different Johnny No-Names will attach a milion different captions to. Chin up, kid. Don't get all mopey on me. You've got skill. You've got talent. You just need to show your drive.
See you on the boards...

>Jeff
>9

ahahahahhaha

I think they missed a spot.

You look like Elliot Rogers if he couldn't see his victims

Post you're face scrub

Where? I'm a Greek God now

lmao people actually take the bait thats embarassing

This is fit, user. Land of the normies and closet homos

lol, this place is slowly turning into /b/ with no actual fitness advice

You went from a 6/10 to a lil faget

post ur foking face u scum

>tfw have a Jeff Seid nose

Congratulations, for $55k you now look like Jimmy Jr from Bob's Burgers.

You mean right to left, right? Are you Japanese?

It's always been like that, summerbitch.

>6/10 to a 10/10

kek

did you just make this up bro? cause it's solid.

Jeff pls go

0/10

All those plastic-perfect faces are horrid. I can see how a surgery is a good way to fix little problems like a bad nose shape, marks on your skin and such, but any more than that is a big mistake.

> not knowing a copypasta
Lurk more lad...

mong went from 1-2/10 to 4-5/10

if he wasn't so trashy he could push 6

Why is the sky blue?

Fresh off the boat, from reddit, kid? heh I remember when I was just like you. Braindead. Lemme give you a tip so you can make it in this cyber sanctuary: never make jokes like that. You got no reputation here, you got no name, you got jackshit here. It's survival of the fittest and you ain't gonna survive long on Veeky Forums by saying stupid jokes that your little hugbox cuntsucking reddit friends would upboat. None of that here. You don't upboat. You don't downboat. This ain't reddit, kid. This is Veeky Forums. We have REAL intellectual discussion, something I don't think you're all that familiar with. You don't like it, you can hit the bricks on over to imgur, you daily show watching son of a bitch. I hope you don't tho. I hope you stay here and learn our ways. Things are different here, unlike any other place that the light of internet pop culture reaches. You can be anything here. Me ? heh, I'm a judge.. this place.... this place has a lot to offer... heh you'll see, kid . . . that is if you can handle it.

Kek

in photo 1 you look like you came out of santas workshop ie elf
in photo 2 you look like a gay demon/ Nureyev
are you upside down in photo 2 ?

What happened to the Mong anyway?

I can tell you're not adept at rating your male peers.

I'll give it a shot tho. First pic is probably a four or so out of ten. A better and leg of better lighting might bump the rating a bit. Second pic is a big weird because you look pretty, not handsome. That isn't always bad, but for some reason in this particular case something about it is a turnoff for me.

lol this pasta
I always read it in Christopher Walken's voice

If this was real you pretty much nailed it.

Snap city.

How did scooby do it?

...