ITT we post the blessings and the curses of our genes. Also, if you feel like it, a brief history about where the traits come from and how you can see them in your family. Stay proud.
I'll start
Cons:
>Just above manlet height. >Fat in the gut always comes first and goes last. Mantaining visible abs is a nightmare. >Prone to alcoholism. Don't touch the thing out of fear of ending like my father, and yet I can feel how the booze calls me. >Mild nearsightedness. >Thick sausage like fingers. Can't even play the guitar properly. >Absolutely crooked teeth (fixed after years of orthodontics) >Average penis.
Pros:
>Perpetual Adonis belt, even with relatively high bodyfat. >Perpetual big biceps. Both my father and grandfather have potbelly but still got mirin arms. >Muscular legs with minimal manteinance. >Relatively high natural strenght for my height. Heard "naaah you lifted before" a lot when I started lifting. >No caries, ever. >Thick beard and hair. No hair loss in the horizon.
Adam Ward
Only been exploring the world of Veeky Forums for a month or so. Don't really know what I want, I've just started doing some basic shit like going for runs, push ups, etc.
Cons: >Constant pimples on my neck unless im super vigilant about it (Which I am) >Fat goes straight to my lower stomach. >Also prone to alcoholism. >Muh pecs are weird >One side of my chin grows hair faster than the other to the point where if I dont shave for a day, I have stubble on one side and not on the other.
Pros: >High metabolism, I can eat pretty much whatever the fuck I want and not gain too much weight. >Gain muscle quite quickly, seem to be seeing improvement quicker than expected. >Above average looks if I put effort into it.
Oliver Gonzalez
Cons: >Average dick >Extreme myopia >Midly autistic?
Pros: >I'm 6'2" >People say that I have a good frame/bone structure >Near perfect teeth and I've had no major dental work
Adrian Gonzalez
>>Thick sausage like fingers. Can't even play the guitar properly.
Hasn't stopped David Gilmour. Just keep practicing.
Kevin Murphy
Cons:
>Shitty hair without product (I always use product) >5'7 >loose spaghetti ready to be spilt at a moments notice >Hairy ass crack >Wristlet >Trapswon'tgrow.jpg >Athsma
Pro's
>Above average pener >Very low bodyfat >Good insertions all around >Quick progress >Thin hips for optimal aesthetics >Good face >Wide frame
Adrian Wilson
Con:
>LOTS of birth marks >small biceps(probably my hardest muscle to grow) >fat Goes almost exclusively to my mid section(bullied for having moobs) >bad eyesight >bad teeth >a hair above manlet height >anger issues from my father(has gotten me into a lot of trouble) >arthiritic problems in family(I don't want to have kids because of this reason) >ZERO ass(women in my family are almost flat as a board) >weak joins
Pros:
>pecs and back grow quickly >strong jaw >great hair genetics >thin arm genetics(+50pts punching speed) >above average cock >have always been told to have a handsome face >strong immune system
my genes will basically provide beautiful people, with many health issues
Jeremiah Howard
Cons: >Born premature with complications (Thanks mom for having me when you were 40) >Immune system is shit. Always sick as a kid. Getting better now, but still not great. >Fucked up hammer toes >Large pores on face, I'll probably have acne forever >Asthma and allergies
Pros: >I have a nice face shape >I have a nice butt >I have a lot of thick, wavy hair that grows quick >Naturally a quick learner, i r smart >Gifted with the ability of art
Gabriel Powell
Pros >tall, like 205 cm tall >decent sized dick >intelligent
Cons >dr skeletor with fast metabolism, will always be lanky >scoliosis is prevalent in the familia >no social skills >bad acne all round
>Balding soon >Unibrow game strong, gotta trim constantly >Going blind >Eyes are a shit color green instead of emerald green or sapphire blue
Daniel Garcia
Pros: >Low metabolism >Naturally big and broad shoulders >Perfect teeth >No one in my family ever went bald, gonna have hair for my whole life >Intelligent >Blond hair blue eyes Cons >Long legs >Small torso >Average dick >Various types of genetic cancers >My second toe is longer than my big toe >Straight hair >My family sunburns unnaturally quick
Easton Wright
Cons:
>Manlet >Manlet cock >Weak as fuck wrists and knees (need straps/support)
Pros: >Aesthetic shoulder to hip ratio >Jawline of peace >Traps and delts >Semi-symmetrical 6-pack >Thicc glutes of steel
Asian here. I'm average by our standards here, but irredeemable manlet by Veeky Forums's standards. Meh. Could be worse.
Ryan Rivera
>Middle two longer That was idealized by the Greeks famalalama
Luis Perry
Cons: >Manlet height of 5'9 >small wrists >slight scoliosis >stretch marks >weak jaw >mild autism
Pros: >god-tier hair genetics. Like still amazingly thick hair at 70 if my gramps are anything to go by. >decent fat distribution >Intelligent
Chase Wilson
Pros:
>6'3" >Strong jaw >Pretty handsome >Pretty easy to put on muscle
Cons:
>Greying hair (I'm 28) >Prone to addictions >Impulsive >Prone to depression >Shitty knees, makes squatting harder
Should I just kill myself?
Kayden Wright
Pro: >6', probably would've been more if I didn't have to take growth stunting medication as a kid. I was 6' at 14 an never grew anymore. >Exceptional potential for cardiovascualr endurance, doctors say my maxVo2 or whatever is fantastic even though I'm sedentary except for lifting. >Good insertions. >Perfect skull shape. >Never sick. >Almost no family history of cancer or hereditary diseases. >IQ tested at 117 by professional, not great but better than 80-90% of people. >Clear light olive skin that tans easily. Had maybe two zits in HS: >Highish test levels. >Ambidextrous.
Cons: >Dead average face according to /soc/: slight potato nose, flappy earlobes, brow a bit too pronounced, average jaw and cheekbones. >Constant black circels under eyes, have them even when I'm well rested. >Semi-flat feet. >Average dick. Technically not a con, but let's face it, for guys everything that's average might as well be counted as abysmal.
Carter Robinson
Pros: 8/10 face according to /soc/ 6'3" White Good tricep and calf insertions and aesthetic abs Good at standardized tests and shit
Meh: Average FRAME 8.8x6.5" cock (aesthetically pleasing but would prefer it was smaller for functionality's sake; maybe something like 7x5.5")
Bad: Chest gap, high lats, short ass biceps, horrible delts Type 2 bipolar (went undiagnosed through hs/most of college and resulted in mediocre grades) Super fucking weak on pressing movements Family history of heart disease and mental illness
Feels balanced I guess
Jack Brooks
Pros >IQ of 146 >male model >decent height
Cons >worst voice possible on a human male >socially useless >buggered joints, piss-poor muscle-building genetics and need roids just to hit 2/3/4/5
Joseph Perez
Pros: >Handsome face >Good skin, clear, don't sunburn easy >Good teeth, never had a cavity
Cons: >5'5" >barely any facial hair >covered in body hair >no gf (from dad's side) >narrow wrists
Nicholas Hall
Pros >I lose and gain weight easily >I build muscle and lose fat and my skin always clings to my form like tight spandex >I'm 192cm tall >I'm 22cm long >My IQ is 135, placing me in the top percentile. >I'm naturally motivated and as a result am a polymath >I have good enough muscle insertions to get a job as an underwear model.
Cons I'll have to sleep on this one. Keep this thread bumped.
Jonathan Hughes
Cons: >small frame >bunch of lung problems and allergies >rated as 4/10 on soc and ugly in general >seem to injure myself very easily >bad eyesight >shit curly arab tier hair
Pros: >6'1 >thick hair
I wish for death every
Christian Rivera
Pros: Lean, athletic body I can run fast and for long distance Extreme good hearing sense Fast metabolism (i can eat as much i want w/o gaining weight) Good, dense hair Big penis No acne
Cont: Ugly face and teeth 5'10 (not sure if cont) Mild autism, social anxiety Allergies
Isaiah Murphy
Cons: >Jew nose >Wrists are fucked since rsi >Uneven eyebrows Pros: >Great jawline >7" dick >Good frame >Good face (aside from nose) >Not a manlet >White
Jack Gomez
Ill help you >Terrible self analysis ability's. >Insecure enough to lie on the internet.
Aaron Davis
Pros >8x6 >Adonis belt always visible >white >broad shoulders >decent jawline and face >been told I have nice teeth
Meh >5'11 >high metabolism
Cons >hard gainer >small frame >can't grow beard >chest and biceps slow to grow >Abs don't want to show
William Perry
Pros:
>Fast metabolism >Low body fat >Divine traps/shoulders >Divine quads >Good jawline >Big, brown eyes >Straight, soft hair Cons:
>Panjeet >0 facial hair (I'm 19) >Skinny af, hard to gain mass >Round nose >Hair is hard to shape >Besides quads, chicken legs >5'10" manlet kings >long, thin alien forearms >mediocre abs (4 pack) back endurance/cardio (childhood asthma)
Pros: >9/10 arab, might look like a saudi prince once full beard >5.9 atm, was 5.8 1 month ago and I'm still growing >Insane muscle insertions except for high calves >God-like social abilities especially with grills. >Older people loves me, kids mire me, girls stare everytime >Intelligent
Cons: >Average penis >Kissless virgin >Can't bench 100lbs (Started gym 2 weeks ago) >Yellow teeth with small gaps (The gap doesn't make them look ugly tho) >Can't gain weight
Kevin Taylor
Pros: >Strong for my height/weight >6' even though parents 5'4" and 5'6" >High pain tolerance >High resistance to cold even though skelly >Natural low body fat 6.8% (163lb) >Handsome >7x5 penor >Good at everything I end up doing, learn better and faster than majority of people >Smart
Cons: >Shitty vision >Shitty hearing >Shitty sense of smell >Get hot very easily >Baby face
Misc: >Weird but not autistic >Pretty much don't fit into any standards of psychology, physiology, etc. >Depressed and because of it have zero motivation to do anything so people easily and consistently underestimate me >Unphotogenic
I'm honestly so grateful for my awesome genetics though. Looking for girl with genetics on par so that I can give my child as many advantages as possible in the world.
Nolan Watson
Pros > I'm a god
Cons > A mole in my back
Tee hee
Jeremiah Harris
> babyface > handsome
Pick one
Juan Clark
Post pictures so we can see your "insane" muscle insertions, Prince Alluhsnackbar.
Leo Wright
Pros: >Wicked thick hair & beard >Jawline could cut glass >Can easily build bulk muscle/strength >Creative thinker >Can run until my legs fall off
Cons: >Average wang >Muscle definition is shit >Prone to addiction - literally to anything >Overactive, anxious mind >I minus an ass
Brayden Edwards
Pros: >Manlet, so extra motivated to get girls and make money to compensate. Have an above average sex life and make 20k a month as a result. >Borderline asperger as a kid: Again the overcompensation thing from insecurity >Higher than average IQ >Perfect eyesight >Great hair >Decent insertion points/proportions >High sex drive >Workaholic tendencies >Powerful voice >Great family and support network >Born in an awesome 1st world nation in upper middle class, but not spoiled as a kid Cons >idunnolol
Tyler Nelson
CONS >sandnigger >5'6 maybe 5'7 in shoes >extremely skinny legs even though i squat 120kg for reps > crooked nose and teeth >low test and not confident
Pros
>pretty good body thats it
Asher Murphy
pros: >6'0" >bretty intelligent >insertions >muh dik >white >tan >glorious hair >very deep voice >hawk eyes >not autistic
cons: >acne >narrow jaw >lips go past chin a little >psychotic depression (I manage it very well) >highly serotonergic (I care deeply about everything and everyone except niggers and muslims) >Swedish
Matthew Lewis
Pros: >thick hair >decent facial aesthetics >broad shoulders >well proportioned penis (so I've been told) >Well defined legs (when I was a kid my family used to live on the 5th floor of an apartment block and for whatever reason I would run up the steps to get home literally every day instead of taking the lift)
Cons: >beard growth is embarrassing >abdominal fat is the last to go, minimal fat elsewhere >wrists of a small child >barrel chested
Ian Wilson
Pros:
>white >5'11" (In Brazil people consider me tall) >strong bones >great imunologic system >great senses >great hair
Cons:
>lot of blackheads >big noose (people think I'm jewish, but I'm italian) >average dick (could be bigger) >skinny
Nathaniel King
>everything is a pro
Eli Murphy
>might look like a saudi prince once full beard so you'd still look like shit?
Joshua Rivera
fucking arabs, girls look right over you because you are 5'8 and a creepy middle eastern just like all your cousins and uncles.
Ryan Reyes
Literally me
Dylan Martin
Meaning I look much younger than I am. Hit puberty late though and the manlier features are starting to come out so it's all good :^)
Nathaniel Reyes
Holy fuck this is all me except I'm 26 and my knees are pretty ok
Samuel Martinez
Whoever you are you stole my picture and I'm going to track you down and make you delete it
Henry Wright
Please no threats user
Chase Richardson
Cons: >big head >big feet >been high body fat most of life >skinny dyel for a short time >went on a power lift bulk >got bad habits from bulk >stayed on bulk without lifting due to back injury im sure theres more i just cant think of
Pros: >natural straight teeth >6'4" >broad shoulders >wide ribs >narrow waist relative to ribs >naturally able to build muscle fast >can burn fat quickly on any diet >very wide superhero jaw Im sure Theres a few others that dont need mentioning
Ethan Robinson
I am the little spoon not yu
Hudson Cox
>>God-like social abilities especially with grills >>Older people loves me, kids mire me, girls stare everytime >>Kissless virgin ok champ
Jackson Fisher
>>Just above manlet height.
Claims above manlet height but doesn't post actual height. Insecure manlet detected
>>Prone to alcoholism. Don't touch the thing out of fear of ending like my father, and yet I can feel how the booze calls me.
Weak minded faggot
>>Thick sausage like fingers. Can't even play the guitar properly.
Keep telling yourself that your fingers are holding you back instead of your lack of talent and perseverence
