What's ronaldo's bodyfat?

Post boipussy

Guy on the left looks like shit, manlet when will they learn

dude job is doinh HIIT for 90 minutes

>not a big deal being arguably the best in the world at the most popular sport in the world
Kek

He's 6'6"

inb4 he comes with NFL players, some of which are just fat blobs
Not dissing american football, I'm yuro and like it but dont watch because its impossible to with the amount of ads being bombed every 2 mins

gr8 b8, Ronaldo is 6'1

Obviously.

>set up some sticks and a old rubber ball in a dirt field and you're good to go

That's the only reason poverty ball is popular, not because it's complex or interesting

Uh no, tennis is the ultimate sport in terms of speed and skill and mental capacity

Soccer is just for the dumb plebian masses who want to watch metrosexual manlets pass the ball for two hours

I agree that in football there's a lot of diving which makes me mad but there's players that fix that, like Pepe or old school central backs from OPorto/FC Porto

You should've seen Portugal games where Pepe and Bruno Alves playing in the defense together, beautiful.

Tennis is goat to play(used to) but boring as fuck to watch

Uh no he's actually more than 7 feet if mcgregor is six six. Imbecile.

Yeah. Also his kick would probably send McGregor to the Moon.

For a soccer player Ronaldo's legs seem undeveloped.

>how 2 footwork?

You're retarded. That doesn't look tad below 10.

Fuck off McGregor is one of the best fighter in the world

These aren't real people user, there action figures in a diorama.

Yeah, in some meme federation ridden with corruption. And Ronaldo is the most skilled kicker in the world. He would kick throguh McGregor like he didn't even exist.

Nice, always good to meet a fellow player

Not gonna lie I do watch a spot of premiere league when I'm feeling cheeky

>kicking a football translates to throwing lightning fast martial arts kicks

Full retard

Is Ronaldo white?

I quit because I was only a middle/high middle class pleb while the other rich fucks that sucked at tennis had their daddies paying them to go to tourneys.

I also barely watch football, only big games with my dad or euro/world cup ones

> tfw no one to play tennis with
> practice serving every weekend
> right tri and forearm is fucking huge compared to left
> fap jokes all day

I just want someone to play with...

Nah his legs are sick

>Moortuguese
>white

pick one

It's like a midget kicking a full grown man. Gtfo, they wouldn't even be in the same weight category . Ronaldo would destroy McGregor like an elephant squishing an ant.

Lol Ronaldo would be down almost instantly. Get real and watch real sports for a change

Ronaldo is a pussy, he would likely to a girl in a fist fight.

>real sport
>mma

M8 crushing country club dandies in their faggy pressed white shorts, pastel polos, and sweaters with the sleeves crossed over their shoulders in that faggy way is one of the best feelings in the world

So certainly not mma, right? I'll watch me some football, thank you.
PS Ronaldo would win with that manlet easily

> literally not allowed to se your arms
> """""""sport"""""""

It was splendid to watch Bonucci, Barzagli and Chiellini do their thing at Euro 2016.

yes, but he's tanned as fuck because portugal gets hella hot in the summer

I'm white as a wall but will easily tan in one simply day if i dont wear those 50+ sunscreens

iktf

I'm not italian but holy fuck I'd make zaza and the dude that said to neur that he'd do a panenka practice penalties for the rest of their lives

You're like the people who think just because you're big you'd be able to beat a bjj black belt.

Kek

Regardless of how interesting you find the game, that doesn't make being arguably the best at one of the most popular sports (i.e. a lot of people have tried to do it) any less of an achievement.

Nah, they think they could handle wild animals like gorillas and tigers. Black belts? No match for those 200lbs+ tough guys

m.youtube.com/watch?v=qvtef7kzf6Q
He fakes injuries like every other bitch soccer player. If she can't even take a pretend slap to the face how would she take an actual punch. Fucking fake athletes.

that dude is pellè and he's playing in a chinese club for 18 million euros a year

that's 40k a day

És portugues crl?

Oh yeah, he just got bought this summer

chinese and muslim investors are killing the sport(not that it was already dead)

Yup

those rich corrupted pieces of shit are ruining far more than just a sport

And you both are retards who can't recognize obvious trolling.

ITT: Eurocucks

I've listened to many trolls in real life too, then!

I'd be surprised if Ronaldo's ever been in a fight in his life

I know he hasnt. He just dives on the ground and cries for a red card

It's not a big deal unless you live in the other 199 countries that aren't America
He gets paid more and more pussy than any American athlete. He could out sprint 99% of NFL players and out jump 90% of basketball players. In terms of endurance he would be one of the fittest team athletes in the world.

>literally only allowed to use your arms-the easiest body part to control
>sport

Where do I cop those gay manlet shorts?

This is the difference between 5'9 and 6'1(with shoes). Why are some people so insecure about this? It's four measly inches, there ain't even much of a difference between the two. The only people who should be insecure are people with four inch dicks.

Somos todos portugueses

Another day, another stupid name fag filtered

guy on the right looks like a hot dog

would kill to know how Cristiano eats, macros, timing and that stuff

that amount of cardio, while maintaining that amount of mass is impressive

I don't know, the same as Crash Bandicoot's since it looks like he's cosplaying as him.

What are the chances he's natty? I don't know much about football but if he's one of the best player he's probably worth a lot more money so hard to imagine him being 100% natty. How strict are the football teams when it comes to doping?