TFW I will never have a cute gf that we can move into an apartment together and split rent

>TFW I will never have a cute gf that we can move into an apartment together and split rent

W-why I'm tired of living with my parents...

Get a job
Find a cheap place with a roomie.

Living with parents is a huge impediment to getting grills

I know but id love to have a gf to move in together with. Would be cool

How can I make this happen? Would any girl even want to do this? I'm no cassanova but I've been working on myself a lot lately

I don't see why not

It's not that fun senpai, they'll nag you to do stupid shit and rob you of all your privacy and free time, living alone but having a gf that sleeps over most nights is much more fun, especially because you can avoid her when she's on her period

Im so alone and it seems fun

I don't want to ever move out. Cooking my own food and cleaning would such a time sink. Plus, I'd have to pay more bills. Fuck that shit, nigga.

This board is turning into /r9k/

>turning

I'm 21 and still living with my parents. I have a pretty solid job as a banker but I do not want to move in with my gf any time soon. I rather save my money and buy my own apartment for myself. If you move in and split rent with your gf, you're fucked if you two break it off.

Idk how old you are OP but take advantage of living at home, save money for own place. Living alone will help attract more women but don't just want a gf to move in together, that isn't healthy. Be comfortable and get to know yourself by putting yourself into situations you haven't been in before, such as moving out alone

Can confirm. It will kill any chance at an adult relationship. If you're out of high school, best of fucking luck champ because chances are chick has 15 pen0rs waiting for her that have their own dorms, their own apartments; you name it.

Double cuck if you don't have a car, like, my current situation.

>ayyy bitch hop on my pegs so we can make out at the park lmao

Yeah, nah.

That's why you move in with a qt

It's doable, but I figure you must luck out hard.
I moved into my girlfriends place while I didn't have a job, money, a car or even a drivers license and was a high school drop-out
7 years later and we're still together. To this day I don't know why she wanted to be with me at the time.

I wish for this tbQh

How 2 find?

Like I said, luck out, met her randomly at a house party.

>31
>6'2"
>$100,000+ salary
>House in the suburbs of a major US city
>No qt wife to come home to
>Come home every day from work, work out in garage deathtrap gym and run on trail next to railroad tracks, eat boiled tortellini, and shitpost on a Cambodian scrimshaw tweetchat
>tfw no wife
>Only women left are washed up sluts, people constantly try to set me up with their divorced friends with kids and shit

The idea that a single man will crush pussy after age 30 is flame.

>TFW cute GF just moved out couple of days ago
Cuck my shit up Veeky Forums

You in Ontario?

Is that last bit of green text true? Please say it ain't so.

>MFW in Norway

This is part of why I gave up on my career as a lawyer. Yes, there was a lot of money in it, but God did I hate it. No amount of money is worth the few short moments of life we have.

No joke

You have to remember that a lot of the good women get scooped up by age 25-26.

I still get laid, but it's largely with women that are unsuitable for a relationship.

Most of the single women past age 30 are one or more of:

-Moms
-Sluts
-Obese
-Asexual (a significant number of millenial women seem to really buy into this Eat/Pray/Love bullshit, and fill their lives with dogs, yoga, and travel to the exclusion of romantic relationships)

Here

I am literally a patent attorney

Fuck it, least you're still getting laid.

>been dating thick PR qt since just after high school, married now
>moved in together after college, cheap and small studio
>all this homemade PR cooking killing my gainz...

>100k
>death trap of a gym

if weren't lying out of your ass you would have alteast have a somewhat decent set up with that amount of money. It's not even _that_ expensive

>marrying a gains goblin

It's not that much

I have had sex with 4 women this year

-4/10 grad student at local university (ridiculously hairy crotch, and a hairy back)
-7/10 restaurant hostess, used to do coke and seems pretty slutty and dumb
-6/10 Washed up mid 30's chick, told me about how she went to rehab and had an abortion, smokes, insane, I only banged her once
-My ex GF, 8/10 but in the process of getting fat and has a slutty past

So nothing exceptional.

>tfw been living with my jp gf for 18 months

Tell me more
I just got accepted into UT law

I still get to stuff my face into that fat brown ass every night so I have to take the good with the bad

Titan T-3
Some bench I got on Amazon
Rogue 2.0 bar from Craigslist
Craigslist and cheap Amazon weights
Wood from Home Depot

Shakes around constantly

If I get hurt, there is nobody here to hear me

>not cementing your cage to the ground
Never gonna make it