Howw

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Low bf
Good insertions

Routine consists of getting sliced and fighting with heavy sword

>mutations
>"alchemy"

ie not natty.

This

You can reach Geralt mode by going through a cycle that has a death rate of 90%, all to get an ottermode body. Not worth.

What exercises do i need to do to look similar?(body looks quite natural)

alchemy roids

why have you made this thread again

I thought it was like 70%?

It's been awhile since I played user. Is Blood and Wine good?

Yup

It's incredible. Wasn't the biggest fan of Heart of Stone but BaW was well worth the money.

Do idk like, push ups, pull ups, swimming?

Video Games are for children.

Genome enhancing potions x 5
Defeat the forces of evil x 100
Lubricate skin under optimum lighting x F

Find yourself a gym and start lifting. You're not going to get pecs like that without some bench involved. Get on a beginner lifting program, log your calories + cardio if you're overweight. A build like that is going to take 1-2+ years of solid lifting and dieting btw.

Witcher 3 is definitely not for children

>GTX980 x 2

Is it a video game?

Works well on my 980 ti

>You're not going to get pecs like that without my some bench involved.

Nicememe.me

Post body

Just trying to be realistic user. I don't put much stock into bodyweight exercises. And it'd be far more efficient to just lift heavy ass weight anyway.

Be raised by a guild of expert swordsmen
Trial of the grasses 1xF
Fuck every sorceress in sight

>bodyweight exercises
Don't believe in gravity it still fucking exists. You can absolutely get otter or geralt mode with calisthenics alone or calisthenics+ a sport.

I'm not even jelly of Geralt's physique, but I am jelly of how he gets to fuck every hole in like a one mile radius around him. How does he do it?

you cucks do realize you're all talking about a CGI character who doesn't have anything to to with reality, right? i enjoyed W3 as well but this thread is fucked up, live your own lives dudes

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Mostly by being sterile and immune to disease, that would be big deal in those times.

>You're not going to get pecs like that without some bench involved.
>what is dips

its for retards

not as effective vs bench+tricep iso

What about bench+dips?

redundant

>tfw hair is starting to gray at 26 so I might be able to Geralt mode in my 30s

O-Oh baby

yeah wouldn't want TOO much growth lol

>le magician harem
>le fantasy maymay

You're right, it's for autistic children.

start a mutation cycle

Rich Piana is a Witcher as well
His last cycle actually would've killed more than 99% of normal humans.

buy mutant mass

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kek

Lifting weights is a faster route to looking like that, after you can use calisthenics to maintain your aesthetic improve of your upper body endurance.

3x5 Drowner
2x4 Ghoul
2x3 Wraith
1x2 Rock Troll
1x1 Garkain

Steady diet of Temerian rye vodka, Swallow, and Sorceress fluids

>roiding for this

Is this achievable natty?

creatine will give you the hairstyle

>tfw you'll never go through a cycle so ferocious it will kill a person in 9 of 10 cases
why even lift

Low body fat, 10-15 reps,

5 percenter, because only 5% survive

>swords
>heavy
Don't meme at me.

Blood and Wine is the tits. Perfect ending to an amazing series.

Btfo

For upper body strength as well as building muscle calisthenics are Far superior as well as safer that comparable equivalents that can be done in the gym. Not only are they safer but the difficulty of the exercises can be increments in infinitesimal amounts by altering leverage.

It's from a cartoon you stupid fuck

heavy sword meaning a non light sword, so a sword probably anywhere between 30-45 pounds. notice his complete lack of delts.

Does creatine actually make you go bald? I thought it was roids.

if you're already genetically predisposed, it makes it happen faster.

or at least that's what people say. i've been taking creatine for 3 years straight, my hair was thinning before i started taking it however. so it could be a bunch of balding faggots blaming everything but their genetics. so idk.

personally i feel like being shredded with no hair beats being a fucking dyel faggot without it, so meh.

1xF KURWA

A sword like Geralt's would weigh about 5-6 pounds.

>30 pound sword
Want to know how I know you're retarded?

It's a book faget

I guess even more of a reason he would have no delts
Cuz I'm taking out of my ass about how a fictional character got his physique? Gee I dunno

This
Go back to /v/, DYELs

I'm pretty sure creatine does nothing of the kind