Was a virgin at the start of the year

>was a virgin at the start of the year
>slept with 36 girls now
>thanks Veeky Forums and /fraud/

>Logic tells me thats BS.
>Trips tell me its the truth

I'm conflicted

Getting fit really helped you score?

Teach me your ways

Serious? Thinking of pinning, lifted natty for 3.5 years and still haven't kissed a girl

>makeup in the bath

Do girls do this?

Good lordy I know that feel.

I didn't exist to girls in high school, now I'm /fraud/ and I'm spinning plates, even some high school girls. Being shredded and Veeky Forums is the golden ticket.

>was virgin
>lift for 6 months
>make 0 gains, 100 confidence gains
>meet girl
>fuck
>fuck all the time
>this girl wants to do it in the morning and night
>she calls me at work to play with herself
>did not do my cardio
>barely hanging on every night
>want to cry

Thanks Veeky Forums for telling me cardio is a waste

If there's a camera around, sure.

t. fraud


Protip: Getting "steroid" like results isn't going to turn you into a chick magnet if you don't have the charisma, attitude, and feel good about your life.


Take for example, your average Veeky Forumszien

>NEET or shit job
>No friends
>Live at home with parents or shares apartment with 4 other people and has no space to himself besides a shit box of a room
>Very low self esteem and extremely annoying personality traits
>average or below average facial aesthetics
>No social status whatsoever, no friends, no energy/willpower to build social status


Do you honestly think steroids are going to fix the above person? Nope. You'll just be a bigger, more muscular/leaner virgin, who will stick out like a sore thumb, in a NEGATIVE way.

I can't fucking wait breh

dressing better and taking care of my appearance did a lot more than working out did. That's why I only really do cardio now.

This bruhs.
>be me a few years ago
>had a serious relationship before
>not a virgin
>autismo is off the charts
>start lifting
>become confident and much better looking
>better posture, better jaw, new clothes
>go out every friday and saturday
>get pussy at least once a week

1,5 years later I fucked about 30 women of which 2 were relationships

STRONG projection

go back to misc with your "STRONG" sentence starting shit

trips confirm this really happened.

It's worth it breh.
There is literally nothing better in life than giving a small and horny high school girl a creampie.

Post pics or gtfo. I slept with 40 girls from tinder last year boy 20 so far this year. Literally have a phone full of nudes and snap chats. Post proof

Misc will always be better than this place phaggot

I don't have a job, I have one friend who I hang out with for like an hour a week, I live at home, I have below average facial aesthetics, no gains, no social status

yet I can still bring girls to my dad's house and fuck them in my room

You're overcompensating breh, that's more than 5 new girls each month, you've literally just had one night stands wtf.
Are you only capable of interacting with drunk chicks?

>tinder
>thinks he's making some kind of an accomplishment

This.

Wow this sure says a lot about your personality and self esteem m8

T. Jelly fag

post physique

Can you guys post some fucking pics of your physiques this thread?

>(You)

>Veeky Forums
I wouldn't take these guys as reference, bruv.

Not OP but post yours buddy. If legit, props to us both.

Bruh

No

>lifted natty for 3.5 years and still haven't kissed a girl
m8 go do some self improvement

Muscles ain't your problem bruv. Go learn how to chat.

>.
jelly fag, not op, but tinder helped me go from 1-2 girls a semester to 20 easy. I was too beta to hit on girls now I just text and want to fuck easy to the dorm we go. What's better about this is I get older women 24+ outside of college so I go to their apartments

Does sleeping with so many women worth the effort? Because I just don't feel the push or need to do it.
> tfw when already reach full anhedonia and autismo mode at 21

C'est dla caliss de marde ton affaire

you think they clean it off before getting in the bath?

idiot

how old are we talking

Hair and candles. Good luck with that.

Attention, faggot crew checks in

>virgin at 30 yo
>for fucking real, virgin at 30 years old
>I mean, I had sex with hookers tons of times, but never get laid
>never
>start lifting
>girl on facebook ask me for a date
>thirty minutes having a beer, twelve hours screwing like monkeys at her place

I just feel like my life has started now, when I'm 30 fucking years old

Better late than never.

Not him but yes

How are those wizard powers m8?

He lost them with his birginity

>be non alpha chad
>lift for 4 years
>virgin

Whats it like being a high power sorcerer who gave up the path to true power. Can you still conjure magic or do your powers wane by the day.

>tfw no matter how many girls you lay, it will never fill the hole she left in your heart

>d
>worst
>greentext
>fortheday

Don't know that feel because I lost my virginity at 15 but getting fit sure does make your sex life much more gratifying.

>start banging this legit 10/10 I work with
>constantly feeling my lats, arms, chest etc
>calls my body a "Work of art" after a shower and constantly compliments my physique
>laugh at her ex boyfriend who was intimidated by guys with muscles

Not all of them are retarded

Trips over logic

Depends on what kind of person you are and what you want out of life.

Not OP mais Caliss que vous etes des fiottes

>normalfag alpha chad problems
If I ever hear you saying this I will punch you in the face so hard you will need facial reconstruction

Fuck you that hit close

I probably fucked more hoes than your dad

I had told that particualr story tons of times and nobody gave a fuck ever. Also, writing in english takes me so fucking long....

Post face pics as proof. Any claim that an alright body and confidence is landing you 36 attractive women in a year can be easily dismissed.

Kek who draws that distorted ass shit. Fucking weeaboo weirdos

>go out every friday and saturday
But how?
Going out alone is a bit weird

i have a problem fit i have been going out with an 18 year old girl who is pretty hot but yesterday i just realized i babysitted her when she was 10 years old and she is my ex-girlfriends cousin (i am 28 btw) so i don't know what to do i already fucked her a few times so i just can't easily get away from her

Jelous? About what? You can't even talk to girls.

Keep telling yourself what you need to justify your pathetic life.

i don't appreciate you posting this lewd picture of my waifu, senpai