Just get back from date

What kind of fucking place do you come from where this is at all acceptable?

Fucking hell.

are you autistic?

24 year old kv here. I'll be 25 in Nov and I've never been on a date. Feels great man, really.

kek. this didnt actually happen right? I cant imagine a girl taking a guy out in her car on a date unless the girl is ugly and/or fat

holy fuck so beta
On your way to being LJBFed my friend

>second date with qt
>dropoing her off, talking in the car outside her house
>break in conversation
>holding eye contact with her
>lean in for a kiss
>she moves away
>just fuck my shit up

Christ, its not like you'd be asking for a bj

Year 8 (in England) girls would just want to hug everything
>tfw was so awkward I never let anyone hug me

Nope. If a girl comes back and she makes the first move she wants your dick. Girls don't make the first move unless they really want it. Even if he keeps beta mode in the house, she's gonna grab his hands to her boobs if he's truly beta

I had this happen twice when I was leaving the house, I'd come back in and smash. I aint no bitch anymore, if I'm inside the house, I'm going to town. Fact: if you get inside the house, just fucking go for it.

No its obvious she wants his dick, however i feel as if this guy is looking for a relationship.
With her taking the initiative in the relationship she will get bored fast and then drop the friend bomb
Sad but true but atleast OP will get laid

This. I was approached by the biggest slut and refused the hug.

The first kiss can be a little tricky if youre inexperienced. Its a very special kind of icebreaker that opens the door to intimacy (yes, sex).
You have to properly assess whether she wants to be kissed by you, or more accurately, make sure to find out if she doesnt want you to kiss her. Aslong as it isnt a redlight, do it.
Never waste time on a girl who wont kiss you. Friendzone, put her on (frie sly) ice, and move on to someone else more receptive.
Knowing when to kiss, and you always should, is your key to her panties.

they could have met somewhere and while he went there by uber/bus/whatever she took her car and afterwards she offered to give him a ride

Its only socially unacceptable to hug retards

>merry christmass user *hugs me*
>H-happy birthday !
Still cringe about it

You met Jesus brah?

Yeah all the girls loved to hug in middle school, wtf?

I've been on a date 1 (one) time in my life. Actually I don't think it even counts as a date

>in uni
>fuck it decide to get tinder
>see this picture of ugly girl
>I can tell it is a really bad picture and she probably looks average irl
>swipe right and match
>chat for a while then hey do you want to meet up at the dining hall?
>she says yes
>holy shit it actually worked was it always this easy
>turns out to be 5/10 homely girl, slightly chubby
>total autist and could not hold a conversation for the life of her
>I had to carry the conversation and keep asking her questions
>got her number
>she texts me "Sorry for being so awkward!"
>text her back "no worries blah blah"
>"Thanks!"
>we never text again
>I run into her sometimes and we both avoid eye contact and ignore each another

And that is the entirety of my romantic experiences

I wish

well keep using tinder or be a virgin forever

This. Where I come from even greeting a stranger is considered rude.

>tfw havent dated in 5-6 years
>tfw only kisses have been drunk makeouts with bar sloots
>tfw no gf

where are you from? never heard of anything like that before.

South america
youtube.com/watch?v=Z3FMQHRqEWo

I never had any more luck and don't use it any more. I think I would do better irl. I'm in uni so it's not like I don't have any chances.

kek that dyel trying so hard at 0:35
what a shitty country you live user

I met him in Reno

Central Sweden, countryside.

I was guessing Europe. I've always heard they think Americans are weird for talking to random people but i never knew it was considered rude

She wanted to know if it was expensive to stay with you and get it, dodged a bullet bro

Eheheheh, did you see her again?

LACI GREEN GET OUT

Fucking hell, Elliot Rodgers level autism. She wanted to know if it was expensive or not because she would have felt bad that he spent money on her when she was breaking up with him.

How do you get to the end of a second date, chill together in the car, and get rejected? Are you sure it was a date?

She turn up at my badminton club occasionally.

I didn't put too much effort in after that, moved onto a couple of other girls and waited for her to indicate she was still interested.

I kid of think she might be the one who got away but oh well.

Well, that would make sense if you weren't a huge beta male who passes up opportunities.

Definitely a date. I don't think she was over her last boyfriend so I put it down to bad timing and moved on.

I dare any of you to top this
>match with girl on tinder
>first date goes pretty well, meet in a bar and have some good conversation
>wanna ask her for a second date
>she suggests watching a movie at her place (oh shit)
>watch movies at her place and drink 2 bottles of wine together
>don't make a move, sleep with clothes on together on her bed
Now, it wasn't all bad. She was pretty cool and after another date I actually fucked her, but still, it's just always so fucking difficult for me to make the first move, unless I am really drunk maybe, and even though I was completely aware of the situation (I mean she invited me to her place to watch movies ffs) I had self-doubts and didn't act because she didn't give me a clear physical signal.
She even said herself that she couldn't believe I didn't do anything, but that she also didn't really mind it, and she isn't the first one to say something like that, but still, I need to become better at just going for it...

>22 year old
>get first kiss a few weeks ago, random girl on tinder that was into me
>go on second date for lunch, make out, kiss a couple times goodbye, talk about 3rd date
>now seems to be avoiding me

Haven't been clingy, only been texting her to meet up places, etc.

The fuck did I do wrong?

Nothing, shit happens.

Give her one more opportunity for a date and then stop texting her

no more

just ignore her, if you invite her and she says she is busy without suggesting another day or evening it's just her way of rejecting you. if you keep chasing you'll make a fool of yourself

>tfw live in a small town in the middle of nowhere
>tfw cant even get to a 100 swipes before you run out out of cards
>tfw have not sex in months
>tfw no money to move

just kill me brahs

>had plans for my first date since breaking up with 2 year gf back in april
>get stood up

who?
>i meant it

Ahh, tough luck bro. At least you went for it.

Yeah, it seems some girls think it's totally normal for them to not make any move and expect the guy to make all the work, despise them being completely clueless about their feelings
For fucks sake man

Yeah, it sucks but life goes on.

I've had a few dates since then but nothing felt quite as 'right' and the dates I had with her. Considered swallowing my pride and attempting a second go of it but I'm moving away in a couple of weeks so not much point now.

Hopefully moving to london will expand my opportunities

>match with girl on tinder
>first date goes pretty well, meet in a bar and have some good conversation
>wanna ask her for a second date
>she suggests watching a movie at her place (oh shit)
>watch movies at her place and drink 2 bottles of wine together
>don't make a move, sleep with HAZMAT suits on together on her bed

Welcome to dating

Fuck I didn't proofread my shit, it sounds eastern European af

she found someone better, unlucky mate

...

playing a song to a girl who's not even your gf
dude...

>1st date with high test chubster
>she wants me to tell her what to do
>I tell her to deep throat me
>she does
>she pukes

A-at least I have a big dick

I'm such a boring fucking person that I can't even imagine how miserable a date with me would be.

I want to date an aussie girl.
How do I do this?

>first girlfriend
>we hang out watching movies for a couple nights
>she keeps tilting her head and looking into my eyes and shit
>after a couple days of doing this I finally clue in and kiss her

Holy shit being a teenager was a learning experience. First time having sex was a godamned nightmare.

Change facebook status to:
>Who's up for a game of the ol' lickeroo?
>Little chundah down undah, eh?

go to Australia.

>first girlfriend in highschool was a major hottie
>was sort of awkward like me, had known her for awhile
>asked her to a movie
>at the end going out to car ride (my dad lol)
>she pulls me aside and kisses me, then walks out looking satisfied

Fast fowards a few weeks
>chilling watching a movie (I was only 15 and options were limited)
>do the whole "look into eyes, brush hair back"
>start to kiss her, but I dont pull back this time
>after about 10 seconds, she pulls back, has a sort of guarded look to her, and says "where did that come from"
>sort of threw me off, killed the vibe
>broke up with her at work when I texted her pretending to be drunk for fun
>"i dont talk to people who drink"

Yeah then its not gonna work out lmao
>tfw 20yo virgin

>knowing who your mum is
NO ONE UNDERSTANDS MEEEEEE

Texas. B/CS to be exact.

works everytime. just play it off as a joke or a dare. not that hard and you'll never see the person ever again.

>i wish
so you could kill him with your trips of the antichrist

you shoulda fucked on the second date, you too slow man

I still don't understand how this happens, if I'm out their house, I'm going to be walking with a boner all night

join military

Dude at least you tried. Be proud of that.

Its a tinder girl, not too distressed about it, but I'll give it one more go. If she gives me the same shit after that, I'll cut her off. I know I was moving slow, but then again I'm inexperienced.

If it happens, I'll at least finger bang her on the 3rd date. Or feel some titties, idk. Fuck.

What are some fun date ideas?

I usually don't date girls, I just fuck them, but for the first time in my life I went to an actual date with a girl that I absolutely love. Mind you, I had already fugged her before but I wanted to see her again

Anyway this was last week and we just went to a mall and fooled around. I don't have problems with how to act during the date, but I want to do some fun stuff with her. Problem is I literally have zero idea of what the fuck to do with her

My go-to's are mini-golf, bowling, maybe some arcade (dave and buster's is in my area, I go there). Movie then dinner is always good too after the first 2 dates.

Bowling, frisebee, golf(probably mini golf), shopping, book store, pet store(if you know ahead of time she likes animals) girls love a guy who plays with cute animals.

>tfw fated to not make it
I didn't ask for this

>go on date with qt girl from work
>walk around, talking, having a good time
>she kisses me
>10 minutes later gives me a blowjob

Just happened, I think I can't go to r9k anymore

Hold me Veeky Forums

>tfw going to the gym is becoming torture because it makes me feel so lonely
I am so lonely Veeky Forums. I am scared it will eat away my gains.

I'm embarrassed for your 15 year old self

>meet girl friend that I haven't seen since high school
>have dinner and talk
>about to part ways
>she approaches and tries to hug me
>I take her hand and shook it instead
>we stand awkwardly looking at each other in the middle of the street
>"well see you around"
>mfw I realize what I did in the showers that night
T-thanks Veeky Forums

31 here.
Someone kissed and hugged me at 17. Once.
Life is pain.

How are your wizardly powers now?

I hope you're using them to make your gains rise exponentially.

Fireballs are overrated. I would much rather have someone at night to keep me warm.
Lifting is slow since, as always, I get tendonitis from high-stress exercise, so I have to be careful. My powers can't help there.

once you get your dick wet, there's no going back to the robo-net

I will feel with you user

DEVILISH TRIPS

Thanks user. It kind of busted my confidence, I'm usually pretty good at judging interest.

I am a one pump chump. I can't be in a relationship. Being a big guy makes it so much worse

4U

>Go on a few dates with this qt3.14 who has gone out only with girls for the past 4 smth years
>Says I'm a coward because I hadn't kissed her
>Make out with her right behind her mother
>Make out another time in car
>Lost interest in her pretty quickly tho
>She went back to her old girlfriend after we stopped talking

>I started dating a girl I've known for almost 10 years
>She's half asian half white
>Took her virginity
>Big bubble butt, tall, beautiful, slender upper body
>Works in STEM field
>Seems promising

Making out is the human mating ritual. Think about it. Wtf is the point of us sticking our tongues in each others mouths. It gets us horny as fuark

kek

Unless you live 150 miles from anywhere else then you aren't running out of cards, it's just that Tinder has you blacklisted.

i had something similar

>know girl who i see at bars whos friends of friends
>im recently single
>got a tinder and found her on there
>super liked her and we matched that night
>get talking to her
>spit some game and she wants to come over to watch a movie
>tells me this isnt a "netflix and chill" date, its just a netflix and hangout thing
>i say ok
>watchin movie and shes laying all over me
>go to kiss her and she moves out of the way and says "whoa, you have to buy me dinner first"
WTF

>met up with her at a bar a few nights later, drove separate and hung out with her friends, nothing happened
>she was excited i came tho
>took her to a sushi place the next week and fucked her the time after that

You can recover from it. just be careful how you talk to her

My first girlfriend took initiative in our relationship and we would still be together if I hadn't broken up with her.

We were together for +4 years and in 2 weeks it would be our 6 year anniversary if we still were together.

You're generalising as every autist on this forum, girls globally are similar, sure, but on an individual level all of them are different. You would notice this if you weren't a kissless virgin.

Not all women are shallow pieces of shit. Some of them actually see a car form what it is, you know, a !method of transportation.