Of course I go to the gym silly bois ;)

Of course I go to the gym silly bois ;)

Ahh, the good 'ole angles and lighting
>still would

>tfw you open a snap from your gf hoping it's something like OP pic

>be a girl
>look like you've never lifted in your life
>take a snapchat of your tiny ass
>send it to thirsty boys with the caption "#squats"

Oh to be an attention whore female.

Lol someone is mad that they don't get these kids of snaps

I've got a nicer ass than that
When the fuck did skeletor get a smart phone
Nyehhh

Nah, I have a gf of almost 3 years. If I wanted to see a naked female, she's a text message or a room away at all times.

How the fuck is the back of her body in the picture when she took it with a camera facing to her (as you can see due to her cheek in the right side) ?

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Have you ever heard of a mirror?

I don't think that's how mirrors work and even if they did, there is no mirror there, only in the red wall to the back.

wow

womanlets and their fucked up proportions.

#sluts

>implying you wouldn't smash that

Different user here

I would smash that but it annoys me that she fell out her mother's cunt with some genetics and my brain tells me I should somehow reward her for that

No effort at all in 95% of 18-24 yo females bodies. They could wear no make up and wear potato sacks for clothes and we would all still do daft shit to itch our cocks in their pussies

Testosterone pls go stop making me do dis shit

Looks like a fitting room with multiple mirrors.

I'm a guy and my ass is bigger than yours, literally.

I'm a baboon and my pink babutt is bigger than yours, literally.

Being a man sucks because you have to deal with women

Being a woman sucks because you'd be a woman

I'm a soup ladle and my plastic handle is bigger than yours, literally.

>gt a snap from gf
>its her getting ready for her date tonight
>no date with gf tonight

no she isn't

you fell for the b8

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I dont think shes your gf anymore

>palvic

>spelling
I used to shove nerds like you into lockers in high skul.

what bait? you are just acting like a retard; you have a very shallow concept of trolling.

>tfw you will never eat Chad's cum out of her ass

It honestly isn't that hard to tell people apart on this site. Lurk more.

Now you serve me McDonalds :)

Nah pussy, i fuk ur bitch lmoa

Jokes on you my girlfriend is fat

Is that Angie Marronga

Good genetics >>>>>>>>> hard work

Good genetics can always learn to work hard, or they can still look good without having to try. Work hard has to get motivation just to keep up. Plus, don't you want your kids to be the best?

>tfw gf started crying because I didn't ask for dirty pictures of her
>tfw she thought I thought she was ugly because of that

Women are strange

you're a cuck

lmoa

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I almost shit my pants idk why this is so funny rolamo

why would you gf her if sje was ugly?

She isn't, I just didn't ever sext or request nudes from her and she took that in a bad way.

>tfw get snap from gf's bf

>too poor/stupid to buy real food

Is this actually the same girl?

She's literally falling asleep on my shoulder right now you autistic virgin :)

What about when she's with Chad?

I am a Chad :)

>i am a chad

Haha, okay buddy. Just remember, when your oneitis is out at a bar with her friends, it's me she's looking at.

>haha okay buddy

guys i think im going to lose my virginity on friday.... im 22 shes 23

what can i do so I wont make a complete fool of myself.

>he picked out the part I wanted him to

Typical beta behavior. I bet he's under 6ft tall and has an FFMI under 20.

>im not retarded i was just pretending

>palvtc

>projecting THIS hard

lmao. have you ever seen a vagina irl kiddo?

Fuck her right in the pussy.

put peepee in vago

>Haha, okay buddy

>Do you see that Shaniqua, he can't even come up with an original reply!
>Haha what a loser, Typhlosion!

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>projecting

Haha, okay buddy

>feeding my (You)'s

Keep them coming. It gives me something to look forward to while I continue to water load for a water cut. :)

Haha okay buddy

Thanks friend :)

Haha, okay buddy

Haha, okay buddy

Still would.

then what?

no foreplay before?

fingerbangin' to warm up, I'd say eat out but if you don't know what to do that might get awkward.

bump

For what purpose you mongoloid

judging by her thighs, she's probably been doing squats for a month or two with poor form and thinks that they're paying off. She has good genetics for fat deposits in the ass, but that's about it. The ass was average.

same fag

I hate fat arms on girls so much

damn, that's nice. I would love to take a sniff of it.

while you're in the GYM doing ELLIPTICALS and ZUMBA, STACY is drinking CARAMEL FRAPPACCINO'S and getting DICK PICS from your boyfriend

She looks like she's never squatted before.
She's just taking a photo of her fat ass that lacks any shape from her gluteus muscles and her round and soft quads with the hashtag squats because it would be weird to just take a photo of her ass for no reason.

That or she has been doing 10 bodyweight squats for a week and has seen no results, and because most women have no concept of how long it takes to make gains, she got upset and took this photo to convice herself she's any different or made any progress.
What a terrible place the female psyche is

>What a terrible place the female psyche is
kek all she did was take a pic of her ass. after reading this post I'm more worried about your psyche

yo do what that other jackass did and use the archeologist line

gently lick the inside of her elbow for about 5-10 women, it is an erogenous zone for women

Fuck the haters, you got a cute butt

>those arms

has never set foot in a gym

So for what purpose do you think a person who doesn't squat would take a photo with the hashtag squat?

Also, would you expect a pyschfag to have exemplary mental health?

because why the fuck not? it's obviously attention seeking behavior but nothing exclusive to women. fit guys post shirtless pics all the time.
and maybe she does squat but hasnt done it for long

>"you"
faggot

>implying only you get these snaps
Nigga please, every girl who is passably attractive and mildly confident floods snapchat with this shit constantly

This is modern white knighting

>fit guys post shirtless pics all the time.

Make her feel wanted, kiss her, run your hands over her.
And fuck her right in the pussy

it's time to drop that hoe and find a new one, unless you like to taste dicks in her mouth

>I-I'm the c-chad guys, r-r-really you have to b-b-believe me, I'm a-alpha