Veeky Forums approved haircuts

This is alpha

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Lol, fuckin' terrible

t. reddit

cut your fucking hair

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You also go to reddit because you know that, dumbass. And yes, obviously then I go there too.

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The only true answer

Dont post ur pictures on the interweb if you dont want people using them u fuckiing neet

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buzz cuts are sick if you have the facial aesthetics to pull them off. other than that just get like a crew cut or something.

undercuts and shit like that are good too but again require facial aesthetics.

this is what happens if you get an extreme undercut and look retarded.

I bet most people replying to this don't even know who he is.

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top zozzle

I just cut my own. no4 or 5 on top and no3 on the sides

I don't get it, so is the barber getting a haircut from a barber or is the guy named barber?

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that's some 5th element shit.

i can finally say i'm glad to be bald. jesus.

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Polenareff-chan

underrated post

benimaru was such a faggot

(stinky IRL)

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>obviously

I hate people that look like him. Never met a good person that looked like this motherfucker

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That's some sound logic m8.

Lol yeah.

It looks fine. Pictures always accentuate asymmetries, I'm sure it looks much better in person.

post pic im intereseted

>using past experience to form opinions is illogical
sure. And syrians are just like you and me right :^)

Look like what?

Inb4 like him

hitler youth
medium reg
"buzz it down to 1 once a month or so"

Jeff pls go.

Like him. who else would they look like?

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powdered wigs need to be the next big thing

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fuck that, give me landsknecht inspired clothing

More human than you desu lad

this or just shaved to a low number

A buzz cut because hair makes cardio not fun

Zozzle

long, thick hair. wide chest, yet narrow waist. sounds like you're just jealous of chad

>being fit
>not having glorious long hair

Then again, half of Veeky Forums is bald anyway.

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Goal hair

Your mother is a faggot

Fake zyzz

r u an anime?

Ice Poseidon pls go

faggot

That's a terrible fade.

He looks like he's wearing one of those Borat Swinsuits.

>mfw i had long hair
>mfw everybody told me it looks shit
>mfw i have a bog-standard haircut now

girls love my hair

>inb4 called a fag

DR STRANGE DO YOU KNOW YOU CAN CHANGE SPACE TIME?!

fag

When did this retarded side fade fad begin?

It worse proportionally to how short the hair is compared to the top part. Yet people act like it's the opposite.

Oh yes mr barber, cut even more off. Gotta hide my lack of side growth, let's make it a fade and pretend I don't have shitty geriatric hair even though I'm barely 20.

You look like a woman.

And I don't mean it in a "lol dyel" or "lol fag" kind of way.
I mean literally, if you had been wearing something less revealing I would have thought 100% you were a woman.

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Fag

>double fade
>giant pompadour
why, the fuck seriously...

zyzz looked like a fucking tryhard weeb

You have the face of a mildly attractive milf

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>2016
>having hair
>not losing all your hair from tren, test and winny

Kek

Yeah im pretty feminine.

>mildy attractive

nice meme

you look like my female english teacher

hair buns

wait.................

are you lesbian

4 u i can b

>face of a woman
>Fabio hair
>dyel
>stringer

Too many triggers to count, you know what you've done wrong and don't need Veeky Forums to tell you either.

glad to see i've made a mark

>2016
>not jumping on the buzzcut hypetrain before all the normies hop on

its like you want to stay pleb

You have a very feminine face. Long hair only works if you're manly.

What the hell are you talking about? Buzzcut was the meme cut of the late 00s. Everyone had one.

He has strech marks but literally no muscles.

I know right? And it's just hilarious that he thinks he can pull off long hair. Ugh

>he thinks this is how women actually talk

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Ai see wut u did deer

> That's stringer

Queer