OK, firstly, as someone who has finally convinced our great and socialistic NHS that I need cosmetic surgery to due being ugly (honestly, I had better odds on getting a handjob from the Queen) I'd listen to this guy - Secondly, recognise that surgery isn't a bad thing. Like steroid use, it's an option that is readily available, effective, cheap (relatively speaking), and nothing to be ashamed of.
I despise people being "nice" and not "offending" others. I've lived 25 years with people calling me ugly, but friends telling me I'm fine. So I'll be honest -
You have a chubby face, fixable by losing weight.
You have slightly oriental looking eyes - a bit slitty and droopy. I realise I sound like a massive racist there, and even though this is Veeky Forums, that's not me making a joke. I'm being deadly serious here. A simple operation could fix this, but it's not a major issue.
Your nose is also slightly wide at the bottom. Again, a simple fix.
Mainly though, going back to the start, you're clearly a bit fucked in the head. I've been honest about your looks, which are a solid 5/10. For a guy like you, that is bad "jesus, only a 5/10, that's a rough half", but guys who achieve shit in life think the opposite way around "5/10, that's half way there, let's do this shit!"
Hit the gym, eat right, get a tan, do a bit of gear if need be, dress well, etc. It's all within your reach.
If you're going to sit and complain, just fucking kill yourself. I've seen too many guys complain about shit that is their own fault, settle for less, and end up being dragged around a shopping centre with their 30-stone wife, 3 screaming kids in tow, a cold dead look in their eyes. Occasionally you catch eye contact, and even though they don't know you at all and say nothing, they're screaming "I'm sorry mare, I don't know what the fuck I was thinking, I'm just preying for one of them to die".
So don't fall into that shit. Do anything, ANYTHING, to get away from that hell.
