Things dyels say

>"Hey bro mind if I work in with you?"

>I don't want to get too big

>hating on maximum gym efficiency
Yep you're a dyel for sure.

>"Hey bro can I get a spot?"

>you are going to hurt your back with so much weight

>"Hey bro are you using this?"

>H-hey I was using that
Every time

>How many more sets do you have left?
>"Uhuhhh j-just 1 more bro u can have it"

Things non-DYELs say

>please stacey s-stop staring at him! He isn't even cute

>"You can't do that to me!"

>"You said you would use lube this time!"

>Not understanding it's just another troll thread designed to make dyel's believe that some perfectly normal behaviors at the gym are unacceptable
Why do you trip?

>"No pain, no gain is a myth. At no point during your workout should you experience any pain or discomfort."

hey bro i have to get postworkout scoops
hey bro dont do cardio
hey bro have you seen that guy rich piano?
hey bro girls love guys that only squat
hey bro strongfat is bestfat
hey bro im posting on Veeky Forums

Fuck you I say that because of social anxiety! It's intense for me just to leave the basement. I just rather sperg out there instead of a pedo den of toys.

>welcome to /plg/

>I always wear earphones to the gym

>"I do a bodyweight routine! I can exercise ANYWHERE!"

>do all my 4 sets of back extensions +25kg as my last workout
>lower back hurts like shit and I rest on the machine because I can't stand up straight yet
>guy walks up to me and asks how many sets i have left
>say one more because I don't want be a fag
>do one more
>walk out of the gym like an old man
>now realize that saying "just one more" is equally faggy as "I'm already finished"
fuck me I guess.

Why do you not?

*I was resting on this thing - whatever its called
I'm not doing the back extension machine
pls no bully.

5 inches is the average penis size. (And that's not even taking lying into account btw [by the way]) I'm not so small when you consider this bit of knowledge.
>There is no need to be ashamed.

>That one guy who brings a towel to the gym
>That one guy who wears earbuds instead of just listening to the radio
>That one guy who drinks water in between every set
>That one guy who works out in basketball shorts

Christ, I hate DYELs, when will they learn?

>mfw i run sheiko
>mfw i truthfully say 14

There's a difference between feeling soreness/burning from the workout than feeling sharp and excruciating pain.
I once thought the increasing pain in my lower back was just me getting a good workout.

Turns out I had a kidney stone from dehydration.

Aww did you pee your kidney stone in your diaper?