How the fuck do you make out and kiss a girl?

This desu

less is more

Thrash it around violently.

The sooner you realize we're basically /r9k/ with abs, the better.

Be creative and listen to her. Chances are if you give her some tongue or bite her lip and she grabs your dick like a vice she wants more. Don't give her too much right away, lip biting is always 10/10 for her. Run your fingernails down her back when you give her some tongue, hold the back of her head and press it into your face. Play with her hair and shit. Find some tricks of your own. You can even ask her what she likes, dumbass.

That's for the immature DYEL's. Otherwise this board is a solid 7/10.

i've had multiple woman say that i am a good kisser. start slow, tilt head slightly, when using tongue dont force that shit deep into her mouth (unless things are really starting to heat up - even still be mindful), instead just go slow and try to connect with her tongue.

I kinda got a boner from reading this post

I lost my virginity to a prostitute, i dont recommend it for anyone. Feels bad afterwards and empty, fleshlight is better.

Breh, I went from kv to having a gf i sleep with 6x a week at age 22.
Don't give up yet

Treat and act around girls like they are your friends, but if they dont want to fuck you then stop hanging around her 'cause thats how you get to the friendzone.

>be virgin
>wonder if squats would make me better at sex
>try thrusting the air
>tired after 5 thrusts

Is this normal or am I going to be absolute shit in bed?

youtube.com/watch?v=yuq2uC1Inhg

Jeffy get's it down pat.

Ok guys, I'll give you some actual practical advice for when your time comes. I had my first kiss at 22. It was awkward as fuck for 30 seconds then it all came naturally. Like honestly the worst part will be figuring out how to tilt your head, then everything will just work out.

That's all so awkward
I don't think I ever want to kiss anyone ever it seems weird

>tutorial video
You'll never find one by searching it, however, the very best way to learn how to kiss well is to watch videos of girls kissing eachother. Go on /gif/ or /b/ or even /r/eddit and watch em. Girls kiss eachother like they want to be kissed

>pic very related

>tfw I've only kissed girls at clubs/bars
>don't know if I'm doing it right or if they are just really drunk

Fucked quality, sorry m8
Here's a thread on gif

Double dubs, check'd

I just came back to Veeky Forums after a year of not visiting Veeky Forums at all. I initially thought that this place had no value for me and that everything I could possibly learn from Veeky Forums had run dry (I lift more than probably 90% of dudes here as well as being able to do some advanced bodyweight moves among other things). But then I thought no, I will go back, thee are the guys who taught me that barbell compounds, progresive overload an consistency etc were the basics of any strong person's training routine, and although Veeky Forums was slightly toxic, it occasionally provided info, and invaluable wisdom in some absolutely fantastic threads, not to mention countless laughs.

I hit enter after I drew the URL for this page out of my memory, and what is the first thread I see?

OP, faggot as ever, asking how to kiss girls.

See you in another year, lads

th-th-thanks

I aint no thirsty faggot, I haven't kowtowed to a women since high school.

My problem is I'm pretty much the opposite... two years ago I was 350lbs, today I'm about 200 and continuing to get better.

I've spent so long isolated from social circles, just kind of focusing on myself and my mission, that nowadays I don't really even try to be social with people in the first place.

It's gotten better the thinner I've got, because people try and engage me more frequently, and I've actually gotten decent at joking around/talking shit.

But that's only sometimes, when I'm in the mood for it. Most of the time I'm the guy doing his own thing.

user pls
you're gonna be fine
you can't train for sex by thrusting the air

if you want to be good at sex, do power cleans as conditioning work.

ever since i started this I can fuck hard consistently. the explosiveness and endurance in my hips now is unbelievable.

>32 and counting
someone shoot me

You can't be fucking serious? Jesus :(

Intimacy anxiety and deep self-loathing. Like, "there's no fucking way she's into me so she must be manipulative that's the only logical conclusion" deep self-loathing.

Also by this point I lost all will to try so who fucking cares I'll just die alone and be weird for the rest of my life

Lets break it down. How do people meet other people? Its networking. Firstly, find avenues to meet normies. Then meet the normies friends and network. Do this through college, gym, bar or whatever you can think of. You're gonna suck at first and be nervous. If you want the process to go faster take magic mushrooms and LSD a few times, this will basically cure your depression. Being 30 is the best time to get laid. Girls your age are pretty open sexually, if you have a nice body 21 year olds at clubs will be all over your mature ass. Don't self loath, if you have a problem then fix it.

The first time is always awkward, but you'll get the hang of it.

It comes naturally

Your first time will always be weird

what if your first time was 20 years ago (with your sister) and there's been no activity since

>escort soon so she can teach me how to make out

>kissing a dirty prostitute
>not dying of AIDS
pick one

i like to get escorts to spit in my mouth tbhonest

Just close your eyes and go by feelings. Feel her lips, tongue and all that shit. Just don't ram your tongue in her mouth, that's a no go.

kys

ill send flowers to ur grave

Oh God this is what my first bf/kiss did when I was 13 . Horrible memory for a first kiss, would've had less slobber if I made out with a dog. Ffs do not abuse the tongue, it makes it awkward af

Only a small portion of this board is leaked contaminants from your hell hole. Go back and stay where you came from

gently push and pull with the tongue, find a balance in giving and receiving. if she pushes her tongue in ur mouth, suck on it, itll drive her insane

>Go to hooker
>She's on top she leans over and starts kissing me in the mouth
>Too beta to tell her to stop
>She also made me go down on her till she came

My face smelled terrible after I went down on her. probably the last guys cum
Fml

I was honestly planning on doing this as well, tell Veeky Forums how it goes when you finish

Nowadays when i notice a girl i dont even look at her or even her ass because of porn and that i know no ones ever going to be with me, im not even into males.

Life sucks and i wish i was born as a sponge just so i can reproduce asexually

you must gently move your tongue around in her mouth whilst you slide your hand down and insert your thumb into her anus

It feels natural, its a feedback game, you respond to her movements and she responds to yours, dont think about it and go with the flow

Me too

Try to sharply stab at the gum between her upper teeth and upper lip, really jam it in there

It all comes naturally my man, I lost my KV at 18 after getting no girls in high school too.

Let instinct kick in man.

Just let her take the lead and copy her movements. It will all make sense when it happens

Got it chief

>lift and become attractive
>make out with girls with no idea what you're doing
>pick up skills and moves as you go
>become adequate at kissing

that's how I did it m8

No problem. I didn't kiss a girl for 5 years and that was just lips, but when I got with someone else I went tongue in. Just don't stick your tongue deep in her mouth

Veeky Forums is /r9k/+ something

You roll it around/entwine it with hers, sometimes you suck it(some like it others don't but you take your chances). Don't you have an older brother/cousin to teach you this shit? These retards aren't good for much

You need to feel better about yourself first, don't let these ideas of what you're supposed to have done socially at a certain age effect you. If it's not really what you want to do, you're not going to be motivated to do it.

Has anyone ever gotten laid or rejected largely because they owned/didn't own an iPhone?

>Don't you have an older brother/cousin to teach you this shit
ara ara~

I don't view women sexually at all anymore. I don't check them out anymore, don't talk to them, and if they try to chat me up I give one word answers with a straight face until they realize I want nothing to do with them and leave.

I'm only 26 and I've become so cynical that I don't consider women worth even aknowledging anymore. I got laid constantly in college because I've pretty much always been muscular and fit, and I won the genetic lottery in terms of facial aesthetics.

But since I graduated and started my career I've had no interest whatsoever in women. I make good money and spend most of my time working on my classic cars, hiking, shooting guns, playing guitar, fly fishing, etc. and finding a woman doesn't even cross my mind.

I'm starting to think that people who seek romantic companionship have something wrong with them because it's become so distanced from me. Not sure how it all happened, but I regret nothing my life kinda kicks ass

Dude, chill

25 kv and I don't even feel bad about it anymore. When you're a teenager it's a big fucking deal, now I just don't tell people because it reflects really poorly on my social skills so it's still stupid not to hide it, but if it wasn't for that I'd be open about it. It's just sex.
I just think it's funny when I see people who are 18-19 and are getting stressed like omg is it the end for me.

>tfw 23 and normie friends think im some sex machine
>just hit the gym and play vidya on the side
its an odd feel

little story for you betafags so you know it's not only the males who can be bad at kissing

>break up with gf of 3 1/2 years
>next day, book a flight with friends to mallorca
>few days pass
>meet a girl at a club
>friend of mine is with her friend
>I suggest to take a walk to the beach
>she agrees
>go to the beach, talk for a while
>I make the movie, try to make out with her
>we make out
>notice that she's going way too fast
>try to slow her down
>doesn't work
>try harder
>she still makes out as if she was in some kind of goddamn speed contest
>shit gets awkward
>fortunately, friend turns up with her friend
>I suggest to bring both to their hotel
>bring bitches back
>go to out hotel, change clothes, go back to club
>party on

jesus fucking christ, I instantly lose all respect for girls when they can't make out properly. made out with a good friend of mine back in the day and she put her fucking tongue in my goddamn throat. shit was disgusting

Follow her lead
I'm fairly experienced and yet I still somewhat mirror what they're doing; different girls will want different things out of a kiss, but if you more or less copy them they'll think you're a pro.

>I didn't kiss a girl for 5 years
You had your first kiss at 5 years old?

>tfw I lost my kv card at age 21

I was hopeless at that time, and suddenly things just happened

keep strong, mate

I was a kissless virgin at 21 years old. From porn and movies I kind of knew what it looked like (both kissing and sex) so I just did it and while I was nervous at first, she didn't believe it was my first time having sex

Here's a tutorial
>get close
>move your head towards her head
>close your eyes
>knock her out
>scream "WOOOOOORLDSTAAAAAR"
>teabag her

That's how you make out with a woman, lad.

So much this.

I had a woman directly tell me that she wanted to make out with me. I panicked, but my brain shut off and I just did what was natural. She was a foot shorter than me, so I sort of moved her so her back was against a wall. Right hand on the wall so I could lean down and sideways, left hand on her hip. Close eyes, lean in until I felt her lips.

After that, all I was thinking about was her. The softness of her lips, the taste, how she smelled, the light "unph" sounds that came out of her nose.

Idk dude, it came naturally

YOU'RE A FUCKING WIZARD DUDE! FUCK YEA!

We'll applaud you even if you don't.

Have you tried talking to girls

This

me too. i look at women as something to avoid because crippling incompetency issues.

hot

>tfw 20 and havent had sex in ~2.5 years
>first time making out/kissing was also losing virginity
>can't make a relationship last more than 2 months
>incredibly insecure, never approach actually attractive girls but go for low hanging fruit
>the only time i'm confident with women is when im drunk
>pretty confident in other life stuff
I think I'm pretty fucked up/sexually or emotionally repressed, chasing girls seems like too much effort for too little gain. I can't even put much effort into Tinder, its all so fucking hard. It doesn't help that I'm living with my mom. I almost wish to become a wizard because jerkign off 5-6 times a week is more comfortable and easier than dealing with women

Just follow what she does with her tongue, I remember when I was 17 and at my first party I was terrified to hook up with this girl, But once you get the hang of it after a few seconds it' great. Ended up fucking her that night But I only lasted about 5 minutes, Nonetheless, Stop being a Beta, If you fail at it fuck it, There are billions of other vaginas in the world.

Practice on one set of lips.
Then move on to the next.

I got laid once because of the Russell brand pasta I had saved on my iPhone. Dunno if that counts

How do you find the clitoris?

easy as fuck senpai

follow the girl's lead, even if you're being dominant as fuck you follow their lead and they think you're great at it

start off with either a soft kiss or a forceful one depending on how heated it is, tease her lips with your tongue VERY fucking gently and -maybe- bite her lower lip, after that just follow her and she'll be happy

Dat' feel when the way you like to kiss ain't the right way...

Real talk I just love to tongue fuck a chick , like, I dunno mane. I hate playing that lip bullshit, nah bitch stick your tongue down my throat on the real that shit gets me GOIN.

Like if a chick slips me the tongue my dick goes from 0-100 real quick, real fuckin quick.

You put your lips together then open your mouth and close it like you're a fish

Kissing is very intuitive you will figure it out as it happens.

Don't worry about stupid shit like this and don't listen to anyone giving you a breakdown on how to kiss you will just over think it.

dude if you're not into chicks or dudes thats totally cool, but honestly what you just posted screams autism

my uncle said it was next to the vagina. so maybe on the thigh?

C2H6O

>If you want the process to go faster take magic mushrooms and LSD a few times
>If you want to have a breakdown faster take magic mushrooms and LSD a few times
FTFY

>mfw i just realized i have only kissed and had sex whilst drunk

Same, except I managed it at 20 somehow. Her attraction to me was somehow greater than my autism.

sss

what is that

Must be nice