That guy who yawns in between sets

What should I wear then?

>that fat fuck who wears pajamas to the gymnasium

>that fat powerlifter who's afraid to take off his shirt,let alone his oversized nike hoodie

You didn't have a better laughing reaction to make fun of fatties than literally a fat guy?

Anything other than shoes marketed specifically for gym usage are a meme lmao xddddd

Just don't wear hard soled shoes and jeans for fuck sake. If you go to the gym less than 2 days a week buying apparel is dumb.

>wearing pajamas anywhere other than your own home

is this from pete and pete?

What do you wear if not basketball shorts? Your mother's nightie?

Pajamas obviously

Once I had to wear your mother's nightie to the gym.

>Oh you use fitnotes?
>Hah, I journal my lifts.

>You see, my tactic is two-fold
>I gather my thoughts and
>I practice the art of calligraphy with my pen. You see, I am a Classic gentleman. I prefer straight-razor shaving, vinyl records, a good trilby, a moustache (once my Testosterone treatment begins working), traditional barbel training, and a good work ethic.
>It's a Sailor Chalana model fountain pen (Japanese with superior Nippon steel)
>Brutes such as yourself can't appreciate such a thing (a good pen, or a fierce dedication so full of reps and sets that even a superior memory is not enough to remember them for the next workout), but a man of my tastes doesn't bother with such inferior opinions as your own

>he doesn't go to the gym anyway even if he is a little sleepy

Never gonna make it famalam

noobs!
you yawn to get more oxygen into your system.
jesus christ

>not using OneNote and Excel to track your progress like true ubermensch

Are you my mommy now?

You must be that guy I see sitting on the bench with his tablet all the time

onenote on phone in the gym, upload to excel at home senpai.
>projecting

>that guy who OHPs in the squat rack
>that guy who spends more than 5 seconds adjusting his grip on the bar before deadlifts
>that guy who sits on the bench between sets
>that guy who wears anything bigger than earphones in the gym
>that guy who showers at home
>that guy who does weighted dips
>that guy who doesn't warm up

>thank guy that talks to girls in between sets and not awesome guys.

>You fool do you not know the pen is sharper than the sword of a tyrant?!
>doesn't know how to greentext

Can someone please explain what the fuck the difference is between basketball shorts and gym shorts?

price

Basketball shorts you wear when playing basketball or if you're a novice lifter. Gym shorts you wear at the gym.

short s$6
basketball shorts $25

basically poorfags here just are jelly

>that girl that goes to the free weights section and does nothing just to show off in front of guys lifting
>that guy who spends more time talking than lifting and winds up spending 3 hours at the gym for a 5 x 5 workout
>that guy who brings food to the gym

>waiting in line for squat rack to open
>2nd in line
>guy in front of me goes to rack
>lays down and does situps

You're his bitch.

Length, if your shorts go past your knees then get out normie.

This isn't helpful. please just post a picture so I can visually see the difference

>weighted dips

u got a problem, bitch?

there is no difference. That is the entire point

>needs to visualize difference between 6 and 25
use those extra toes im sure you have

>weighted dips

Holy shit, that touched a nerve so fast lol

Not him but plz never post until u hit 17

I'm very combative online, it's a problem sometimes

...

>he doesn't workout at 6:30AM

it's like you're not even trying

I do all of these except the last

gg

I wasn't the original poster of that comment either, I just thought that reaction was hilarious and pathetic.

Seriously? That's hilarious.

So upvote and move on. Some of us actually have jobs/hobbies/ and don't have all day to read every single comment posted.

>5 inches is the average penis size. I'm not so small when you consider this bit of knowledge.
>There is no need to be ashamed.

>That middle aged asian guy who wears khakis and a tucked in polo to the gym

Guilty as charged

Yep. Ellen's dad

That's not even taking lying into account. It's probably closer to 3.5" or 4".

Weighted dips are for pussies who don't close grip bench.

Ya cause the global average would be calculated using self-reported penis lengths.

Updated.

>5 inches is the average penis size. I'm not so small when you consider this bit of knowledge.
>That's not even taking lying into account. It's probably closer to 3.5" or 4".
>There is no need to be ashamed

Nah I carry my lenovo laptop with me. I like to put it under the bench with my headphones in when i bench. I also like to use it to track my progress. And show the other gym bros my posts on a taiwanese children toys board.

And on top of that you could be a grower and not a shower. What other people in a gym or theater shower might see as a small penis might actually get quite large when erect.

No but your rotator cuffs will

>Wow I wonder what state of a penis eliminates the difference between flaccid lengths.

Was for

>that stronk, handsome asian bodybuilder with 9/10 facial aesthetics who politely asks to work a set in while making full eye contact and not being autistic

s-sure

Settle down dicklet, men are talking.

>5'
>quite large when erect.

5 feet is actually quite large.

>asian
>aesthetic
Nice meme.

wtf i hate weighted dips now

I yawn at your life

>stronk, handsome bodybuilder with 9/10 facial aesthetics
>asian
choose one friendo :^)