You are in the club and this guy patronizes your gf's ass, what do you do?

You are in the club and this guy patronizes your gf's ass, what do you do?

Surely not get him into a car and crash it.

GOLEM GET YE GONE

GOLEM DON'T PATRONIZE US

I offer him a job as my personal chauffeur of course.

What's the objective of having 6 tits?

Speed holes

The uncrashable fridge

self sufficient on producing protein in milk

built in airbags

throw punch at speed of car

ask to see his ass

>design car for homo sapiens
>design humanoid to survive car crashes in cars made for homo sapiens

"artists" always find new ways to waste their time


>build a factory for corkscrews
>design an alien utensil that could be made in the factory

why do these imbeciles get news coverage

Tell him/her/cis that mib called. They want the light of Zartha back.

>artists

it was the victorian government lmao. australians perfecting irl shitposting too

Hit him with my car

protecting internal organs you flippin' dork

not
>you're walking down the street and this guy crashes into your girlfriend's ass

I leave him alone. He has the perfect body structure for surviving a car accident therefor superior genes that should be passed down. My girlfriend will be taking his cock whether she likes it or not.

Breast enhancement facilities make 6 times their original profits.
Its all a conspiracy started by the plastic surgeon committee.

Tell him he is the superior male.

Challenge him to a game of chicken

Tell him "G'day cunt. I'll bloody kill yah you pooftah. No bloke ever touch my cunt like that. I'll beat you bogan style and have a ciggy on yah mate"

>not VB
YA BLEW IT DINGUS

oi graham ya cunt chuck us a tinny

Give a bloke a bloody break. I'm having brekkie, still half rotten from last night.

would this guy be the best boxer in the world?

challenge him to a car crashing duel

Maybe, but he doesn't seem like he could hit very hard. Just immune to kos, would most likely lose on points all the time

OP, leave Branch Warren alone

cuck

RUMPELSTILTSKIN

challenge him to digimon

They really ought to make the female version of this guy

...

Kill it before it starts playing mind games.

PLEASE GOLEM, DON'T PATRONIZE US

Okay, I've seen this a lot lately. What the hell is it? It's not real, is it?

Goddammit is this what happens when you let people with down syndrome breed?

It's a car crash survivor,be more respectful

PLEASE GOLEM, DON'T PATRONIZE US

that's our boy hemingway

it's the modern american

please golem, don't patronize us

>7 vaginas

at least he's seen a vagina

PLEASE GOLEM, DON'T PATRONIZE US