>work as valet
>some woman (not qt) gets smashed inside
>she comes outside and I go grab her car
>"wow I just want you to sit in my car for a while"
>"you're so buff, like the hulk"
>she pats my chest
>"rrrrowl!"
>AUTISM ACTIVATE
>"T-thanks"
>"it's what I work out for!"
Mirin thread?
>hamplanet on discord fawning over my body and saying how much she wants to touch me
>tellling anyone you work out
You can be cycling 20 different compounds it dont matter.
NEVER EVER tell a grill you work out
Wii fit and zumba,you amateur
>go on tinder to village void in being
>high test to chubster wants some vitamin D
>wants to be told what to do
>tell her deep throat
>she does
>pukes
A-at least I have a big dick right?
To fill void*
Did she puke on your dick
>Walk into room
>All the girls heads crank toward me and stare
>Whenever I speak they stare at me and smile, teeth and all
>Even the girls that are taller than me
Still a handholdless virgin, but this feels really fucking good.
Think I can actually be Chad at 5'7"?
Yes. At least she still finished me off, I guess
No
But they even look at their feet and smile when I speak to them, I think I can make it brah.
>walking home at night
>Hear screaming from a car as I cross the street
>Some girls cat calling me and telling me come talk to them
>T-thanks ladies
>Tfw gay but still an autistist
Is this an ad for an orgy scene because if so I'm going to need a link
>Be up in the clurb
>Slightly aspie but still dancing with my friends havin fun
>Friends (married couple) drag me over to qt3.14
>Both of them rubbing my pecs from either side
>guy yells to qt "my friend is a stripper, feel how in shape he is!"
>All the sudden qt gets very serious and sternly says "I'm sorry, I can't be with someone who lives that lifestyle."
>mfw
>She leaves, the three of us look at each other in confusion
>collectively shrug, dance hard techno
>Nearly get mugged
>Get my ass beat
>Call the cops
>Give them my statement
>Before leaving, one of the cops said I "looked like I work out"
T-thanks Veeky Forums
>get stomach ulcer, loose roughly 4 pints of blood in 24 hours
>Show up to hospital in shock, keep losing blood as they transfuse me
>Finally stable after 2 days
>throughout the ordeal nurses and doctors keep saying "this shouldn't happen, you're so fit"
>admitting doctor grilled me for 10 minutes, demanding to know if I took steroids
th-thanks medical professionals...
>Be worker at corporate office
>see a supervisor call in the hottest girls into his office
>calls me in. Fuck
>he asks me to try out for a commercial our companies shooting because they want to use actual employees
>says they asked for a strong guy to be in it to get the girls
B-but im a kissless virgin boss
Post picture then we can know for sure if you're right or being an autist. I can promise you I will answer honestly and not just trash you (can't speak for rest of Veeky Forums ofc)
>Two older ladies in the gym stopped to 'mire
>Called me a "stud"
>I'm a girl
>M-m-makin' it, r-right?
We believe in you, son.
Yes you're attractive.
Well at least now you know you're a kissless virgin because you're an autist, and not because you're ugly.
Not posting my face senpai.
Girls used to hit on me when I was a skeleton, but I was an autist then, now I've actually got some confidence, this stupid fucking board was one of the best things to ever happen to me to bh, thanks guys.
Thanks boyo
Y-you too
lmao
Try tinder bro, makes your confidence skyrocket through the roof.
>driving home from the gym with windows down
>stop at the light, look to my left and two lanes down there's a car full of 16 year old girls
>they start shouting "your hot" "my friend wants your number" etc
>awkwardly fumble for my phone and pretend I'm not paying attention cause I'm busy texting when in reality i'm browsing Veeky Forums
>eventually shoot them a thumbs up without looking up so they'd leave me alone
this counts right?
>tfw no tall gf to rape me
Lez out
What are you, a gay?
>I passed up on a 6'3" qt that wanted it because I still didn't know how to handle success-so I self sabotaged
lmao are you fridgemode or something, how do they confuse you for a dude
That's big Lenny, you cookie cutter porn addict
B R E H
>tfw no qt amazon to bully you
Why does being with a girl who's taller than you seem so awesome?
Wouldn't want her to bully me though.
Was it worth the puke dick?
Yeah
I don't think they confused me for a guy, I'm thin with boobs and hair in a ponytail.... It was their creative choice of words that got me.
A fat ass squishing your cock is nice.
I love massive hips that just swallow me up.
I was also very small from kindergarten until my sophomore year of college.
I was the same height as most chicks from highschool to those first two years of college. Before that I was shorter than most, so I naturally had an appreciation for bigger women.
Now that I'm 6" it's just a dream.
>Tfw big growth spurt in college with unrequited fetish
I want her to do to me what she did to him
How does this make you feel?
you coulda smashed em all
>at gay bar, and am gay
>drag show
>queens call me up ask me my name, my dick size and I say "user and two inches hard"
>ask me to take off my shirt and asks why I'm so hot
>makes me do fifteen pushups in front of whole crowd
>I'm barely non DYEL
Pic related me
Zac Efron style. Good for you broseph.
that's the thing about this board
you're close to DYEL here, but for normies you're "buff"
>walk into bank near closing time
>nothing but ladies 40+ working there
>walk to the front of the line , no one else there
>ladies collectively complaining that they have to stay late in a good 'corporate complaining manner
>one says "well at least we can look at something" while smiling at me.
>they all laugh
>I look away, walk up to the counter and quietly proceed with my transaction
Autism
I think they were being pretty autistic tbqh
Trappy pls go
>that comment just earned you a one way ticket to pound town
True autism
I don't know if this gave me like a amazon fetish but when I was a Freshmen probably the hottest girl at my school (a junior) pushed me against the wall and would flirt with me, the infal day of the semester she grabbed my head and forced it down on her tits.
I think it really fucked me up.
Being rough with sluts sounds alright but I've always wanted girls to do that type of shit to me.
Also if girls could big spoon and play with my hair, 10/10
Don't wink at me in the locker room, you homo. I know you post here.
Same. I was While I must have been a qt because when I was shorter a lot of grills would flirt with me, and some did it quite forcibly - taking advantage of my size.
It was boners- but I had terrible self-esteem
>be milfag and playing football for unit team on base league
>also part time retail on weekends to help make ends meet
>little cafe literally 20 feet from my store I go there for lunch every day (my managers Father actually owns the cafe so I'm basically family there now)
>serves extremely good but pretry unhealthy food.
Literally all the waitresses are qt 3.14s
>decide I'm getting fat and should start eating chicken salads for lunch
>go to cafe for lunch break hoping to order a chicken salad if they can make it
>hopefully the owner is there (my bosses Father) since hes an older man and has survived a heart attack, I know he won't judge me for dieting.
>no luck, hottest waitress is working today
>"hi user, would you like to see a menu? Or you getting the usual?"
>ummmmmm no a-a-actually I was wondering do you guys have a lIke a chicken salad or anything? Maybe not dressing too or on the side?
>"user? Why are u getting salad? Lol are you on a diet?"
>y-y-Yea, I was looking at pictures from my second deployment in the middle east and I used to have abs, I'm kind of fat now so I'd like to get back in shape...
>"user dont be sillllllyyyyyyy you lpokey so hot you're so BIG and MUSCULAR you're what a man should look like, you don't need any salad you should eat lots of proteins to keep your big muscles :) "
>y-y-you too
Later on the owner came over and asked me how my wife was doing. The qt waitress turned beet red and said "omg you're marrrriiiiiiiied?" Looked at the other waitress and then they both shuffled off into the woman's restroom kek still got it
Bump
tiny/amazon girls drive me crazy
average girls are ok if they are high test
Can I ask you out tho?
I catch you mirin cutie.
Did you use the puke as lube?
Kek
Why shouldnt you tell a girl you work out?
When will I get mired fit?
How many months does it take?
I think it should be upgraded to VR rock climbing and zumba, gotta get with the times.
I've been hit on by 3 dudes, I've never gotten any attention from any females, though. What's that about.
middle aged women have started constantly hitting on me when i go to get groceries. i could be elbow deep in flappy hamcurtains but i just dont know
i started going to the gym yesterday.
went to 5 different stores and all the qt cashiers smiled at me
im naking it bros
>Walking with friends into a nightlife type restaurant near clubs
>Group of girls grope my shoulders, stomach and ass as we walk past
>O-ok
There is MILF in my gym with similar haricut and boobs.
I wish I wasn't such fucking autist
Tfw I find trappy extremely sexy and have no idea why sexually insecure guys hate her ;_; trappy come live here. Be with me.
Girls constantly feel my biceps and chest but i know they are just making fun of me
>6"
do you mean 6' ? If not you must be some kind of turbo teacup manlet
questionable mirin
>spend a week in lapland with parents who invited me to come with them (€3000 a week per person)
>come back home, with friends, talking about several adventures
>ice fishing, doggo sled, deer hunting, snow scooting, illegally crossing russian border
>qt is there too, staring at me intently but everyone is staring at me cause I'm telling a story think nothing of it
>at some point start talking about the northern lights and my experience, as I'm going into detail qt is still staring at me, we lock eyes for longer as I'm telling my story
>bottom lip biting engaged.
>later on go drinking with her and 2 other friends who stuck around, rest fucked off home
>stands next to me or sits next to me, either way there's constant light physical contact
>at some point just put my arm around her during drinking and conversation time between 4 of us
and a more direct one, week later
>at a festival
>everyone on drugs
>gf of m8 and m8 are there too, m8 isn't talkative on drugs, his gf is
>I'm inbetween, will talk and enjoy talking when someone talks to me but feel no desire to initiate and just dance when not talked too
>m8 & gf also live in same neighbourhood so we're all pretty close cause we hang out a lot
>tells me that I look like there is no doubt anymore that I lift (lifted for 3 years but was never really lean, was on a cut for a while so was leaner then anyone was used of me)
>thank her and compliment her own flat tummy cause she and m8 started going to the gym 2 months earlier to lose some weight
that first one sounds like a real mire, that's pretty much as forward as any non-slut girl will be
I've been working out for a year. No mires except occasional ones from my wife. I keep hoping my family will notice and say something, since we go to visit once every couple months, but they never have.
i'm sure you look better m8, but as long as you're feeling better then don't worry about it. besides, your wife is the only one of them that'll be fucking you, so her's are the only opinions you need to worry about
did you have sex with the qt?
If a girl touches you she is doing it on ourpose and it is sexual.
Unless she accidentally bumped into you, but she didnt.
She wanted your d in and around her mouth breh.
Finnish?
woah, someone made eye contact with you while you were speaking?
AND YOU DIDNT FUCK RIGHT THERE?!?!
autism. eye contact is what normal people do
what a fucking slayer lol
>collectively shrug, dance hard techno
kekd
Anyone got links to this guy's videos?
I wanna see him fuck the youngsters up again.
That's borderline rape.
why aren't you wearing your ring?
What the fuck you talking about bitch. He doesn't even like like he lifted a day in his life! He is skinnyfat
Years
> skinnyfat
No way, some abs are showing, skinnyfat means "no muscles at all, some fat, but still looks thin".
Must be the wide hips making him look extra fat and the 'abs' are flared ribs. I have the same.
>a little over a month since starting SS
>get to the gym for my workout
>see guy on squat rack squatting 3plate
>shoot the shit while he was resting for his last set
>finishes up and heads out
>work on my sets and not notice he left his bag
>pops back in during my final set to get bag back
>compliments my squat form as well as giving a tiny bit of advice
It's not much, but that shit got me motivated as fuck to do well on the rest of my lifts that day.
big lenny is so fucking funny
SAUCE
NOW
PLS
>going on 2am adventure with college friendos
>3 guys (including myself) and 1 (one) female
>talking about life and relationships and relations with the opposite sex and stuff
>talking about how my ex gf fucked me up and made me a bit more insecure than I should be with females
>the 2 guys tell me that if I just tried then I would be successful with females
>female of group agrees and tells me that the other females of our large friend group have noticed me "bulking up"
>she tells me they all think I've been looking better and better lately
>"t-thanks you too"
Felt breddy gud to be told that people I see almost daily notice the change in my body.
Still can't talk to girls though
You could've gotten milf pussy and you ruined it.
"Work out? Me? Nah senpai, I'm just genetically gifted. All I do is sleep five hours a night and eat cheetos and I'm strong as a horse" *flex*
Tryhards tryin hard to look like they don't try hard. Faggots.
>just got out of the dorm showers and walking back to my room
>girl I know "wow user you have a nice back"
Also
>brushing teeth in worm bathroom
>Asian bro I work out with days I have a nice butt no homo
>tfw i have natural ash blonde hair and "piercing blue eyes" according to multiple girls
Feels fuckn good to not be fat to enjoy muh genetic attraction boost.
>needing attention that fucking bad
man up sissy
>>Asian bro I work out with days I have a nice butt no homo
I would've kissed him on the cheek. No homo.
W-which cheek do you mean user??
>suddenly picturing her whole lives with you and reject you over what might be a joke
she is the autismo
30 seconds to make up a lie and post on Veeky Forums
girls don't care about muscle. it's all about the FACE
I don't have one, my wife and I are saving every single penny to try to buy a home after i leave the millitary, we didn't even have a wedding we just went to court and got it done there. We collectively agreed rings are just pointless spending however her sister gifted her a ring to wear anyways but I don't need one.
Same guy again,forgot this happened this week
>squatting with gym bro
>5x5 and 2x1
>last set, go for 465x1
>nail it
>big guy (4u) next to us says "wow that was a good lift brother! Great form solid weight great depth you're a natural"
>thank him and shoot the shit a little while setting up gym Bros last set
>315x1, he nails it too (only been lifting 7 months cut him some slack)
>big dude compliments him saying he has perfect form and depth
>gym bro points at me and goes "this guy taught me everything I know"
>big dude says "well you got a great Coach there. I'm an orthopedic surgeon now specializing in sports injuries but in college I placed 7th in the nation for powerlifting. I coached and competed for ocertain 25 years you guys look sharp keep it up!"
>feelsgoodman.jpeg