Veeky Forums humor thread

Veeky Forums humor thread

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> if I wanted a humor thread I would ask OP about his one rep max.

Like a fucking whip in the face!

Lesner bends over the desk of Vince and gently tugs down his fighting trunks. Vince heaving from his chest in large violent breaths stabs into Lesnars ass with the most potent horse steroids he could get his hands on. Vince, pushing the juice into his body, rips off his suit pants and starts masturbating furiously. "A beast for my beast!", growls Vince, as he lines up his saggy muscly hips with Lesnar's. He stats slamming away at his gritty steroid filled ass screaming, "what a meneuver!" And demands Lesnar take it or "You're fired". "Yes daddy" moans a defeated Lesnar. As Vince finishes up he kicks him out of the room and demands "send in John Cena, he's next!"

If I wanted humor, I'd put a microphone in your Moms cunt, because it obviously makes jokes.

here's some prime humor

a manlet compensating

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game me hope/10

motivating

youtube.com/watch?v=S6UqgjaBt4w

Best motivation

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Das it mane

Keking hard.

My sides hurt

That crab is weak af baka. It should do ss

the last rep fuck me

Little brother pls... wincest is not ok.

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>not bringing the bar down to chest
>thinking he'll make it

have fun not doing full ROM and struggling for CRAB gains while LOBSTER mates for LIFE

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>LMAO1JAP

fucking kekkkkk

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Don't listen to him crab bro. We are all going to make it.

truly inspiring, there is hope for me yet

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>squats on smith machine with a pad, gloves, and belt

wonder if his purse matches

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I honestly don't understand how someone could need a pussypad for squats. It doesn't hurt, like not even a little bit and most people use them for 1pl8 and under.

>the last rep

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They place the bar on their neck which hurts a lot and they dont know any better

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Excellent shitposting

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>That last rep

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Is this the shopped one or are his legs actually that small?

How much weight is that?

>4 red crossfit plates (25lbs each for 100lbs total
>2 blue crossfit plates (10lbs each for 20lbs total)
>2 10lb normal plates (20lbs total)
>2 5lb normal plates (10lbs total)
>Bar that is bendin' so he's not pretendin' (45lbs)

195lbs.

>last rep

Stay stronk crab

i laffed

That is original

SHOO SHOO GAINS GOLEM

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>he counts the bar
That's 150lbs.

i have unfortunately sensitive skin and the weight of the bar gives me very unsightly red marks all over my upper back if i'm not using the pad.
idgaf anymore about anyone's judgement, i'd rather not have burst blood vessels or whatever the fuck it is every week

pic related
>it's you

you watched every minute of that video, didn't you

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>when you read the joke and it sounds funny
>and then you get the point of the joke and it's even funnier
Holy shit, rekt.

I'm a skinnytallfag dyel and I can easily deadlift that. How is this guy straining so hard? is this photo shopped?

>never thought the day would come when I would see Homestuck on Veeky Forums

there's hope for us all, brahs

I could have sworn Hugh Jackman had bigger legs than that

Here's a good joke.

just the red and blue ones are 310 lbs sans the bar. With the bar and the rest of the weight this is easily >400 lbs. While anyone with enough dedication can achieve this given some time, I doubt that you can "easily deadlift" that.

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>always get caught mirin
Every. Fucking. Time.

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haha i love memes!!!

Ayye

epic

I can't tell if you're actually retarded or pretending

I honestly just don't know anymore

Hella
Fuckin
Epic

reds are 55lbs -> 220
blues are 45lbs -> 90 (310 so far)
next plate is a regular 45, then a 10 (420 so far)
bar is 45

so its 465

i googled it

>he counts the bar

>he doesn't count the bar

I've been counting the bar my whole life

are we just shitposting now? because i know a lot about shitposting

i did squats while being sunburnt about a month back, that was about the only time i felt the need to use a pad

We r meemz!

>lmao1jap

Holy shit

>2436 pictures
>2436 pictures of one of the most cancerous memes of all time

Thats a science channel the title was changed you newfag

fucking faggot.

He's some humor for ya.

Fuck yeah that was a good read

Yo I really wish you die a painful horrible death for hoarding up that much crap

Post it faggot

It's funny because all the butthurts is probably coming from underaged who got their ylyl thread ruined on /b/ :^)

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Years after saving this, I noticed just now that i misspelled the filename, fuck.

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Neato, 10/10 read

this fucking world, ffs
I expect this kind of excuse making and rationalization to protect your poor self-image from small children. Adults should respect hard work, and see their betters as inspiration, not an insult.

The west degenerated to the point where the average adult has the mind of a child

kys

RRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>implying the east is any better

don't you have some schoolgirl with a dick being raped by a tentacle with dicks instead of suckers to jerk off to or something?

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>>implying the east is any better
It is better. Fuck off.