Veeky Forums humor thread
Veeky Forums humor thread
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> if I wanted a humor thread I would ask OP about his one rep max.
Like a fucking whip in the face!
Lesner bends over the desk of Vince and gently tugs down his fighting trunks. Vince heaving from his chest in large violent breaths stabs into Lesnars ass with the most potent horse steroids he could get his hands on. Vince, pushing the juice into his body, rips off his suit pants and starts masturbating furiously. "A beast for my beast!", growls Vince, as he lines up his saggy muscly hips with Lesnar's. He stats slamming away at his gritty steroid filled ass screaming, "what a meneuver!" And demands Lesnar take it or "You're fired". "Yes daddy" moans a defeated Lesnar. As Vince finishes up he kicks him out of the room and demands "send in John Cena, he's next!"
If I wanted humor, I'd put a microphone in your Moms cunt, because it obviously makes jokes.
here's some prime humor
a manlet compensating
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game me hope/10
motivating
Best motivation
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Das it mane
Keking hard.
My sides hurt
That crab is weak af baka. It should do ss
the last rep fuck me
Little brother pls... wincest is not ok.
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>not bringing the bar down to chest
>thinking he'll make it
have fun not doing full ROM and struggling for CRAB gains while LOBSTER mates for LIFE
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>LMAO1JAP
fucking kekkkkk
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Don't listen to him crab bro. We are all going to make it.
truly inspiring, there is hope for me yet
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>squats on smith machine with a pad, gloves, and belt
wonder if his purse matches
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I honestly don't understand how someone could need a pussypad for squats. It doesn't hurt, like not even a little bit and most people use them for 1pl8 and under.
>the last rep
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They place the bar on their neck which hurts a lot and they dont know any better
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Excellent shitposting
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>That last rep
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Is this the shopped one or are his legs actually that small?
How much weight is that?
>4 red crossfit plates (25lbs each for 100lbs total
>2 blue crossfit plates (10lbs each for 20lbs total)
>2 10lb normal plates (20lbs total)
>2 5lb normal plates (10lbs total)
>Bar that is bendin' so he's not pretendin' (45lbs)
195lbs.
>last rep
Stay stronk crab
i laffed
That is original
SHOO SHOO GAINS GOLEM
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>he counts the bar
That's 150lbs.
i have unfortunately sensitive skin and the weight of the bar gives me very unsightly red marks all over my upper back if i'm not using the pad.
idgaf anymore about anyone's judgement, i'd rather not have burst blood vessels or whatever the fuck it is every week
pic related
>it's you
you watched every minute of that video, didn't you
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>when you read the joke and it sounds funny
>and then you get the point of the joke and it's even funnier
Holy shit, rekt.
I'm a skinnytallfag dyel and I can easily deadlift that. How is this guy straining so hard? is this photo shopped?
>never thought the day would come when I would see Homestuck on Veeky Forums
there's hope for us all, brahs
I could have sworn Hugh Jackman had bigger legs than that
Here's a good joke.
just the red and blue ones are 310 lbs sans the bar. With the bar and the rest of the weight this is easily >400 lbs. While anyone with enough dedication can achieve this given some time, I doubt that you can "easily deadlift" that.
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>always get caught mirin
Every. Fucking. Time.
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haha i love memes!!!
Ayye
epic
I can't tell if you're actually retarded or pretending
I honestly just don't know anymore
Hella
Fuckin
Epic
reds are 55lbs -> 220
blues are 45lbs -> 90 (310 so far)
next plate is a regular 45, then a 10 (420 so far)
bar is 45
so its 465
i googled it
>he counts the bar
>he doesn't count the bar
I've been counting the bar my whole life
are we just shitposting now? because i know a lot about shitposting
i did squats while being sunburnt about a month back, that was about the only time i felt the need to use a pad
We r meemz!
>lmao1jap
Holy shit
>2436 pictures
>2436 pictures of one of the most cancerous memes of all time
Thats a science channel the title was changed you newfag
fucking faggot.
He's some humor for ya.
Fuck yeah that was a good read
Yo I really wish you die a painful horrible death for hoarding up that much crap
Post it faggot
It's funny because all the butthurts is probably coming from underaged who got their ylyl thread ruined on /b/ :^)
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Years after saving this, I noticed just now that i misspelled the filename, fuck.
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Neato, 10/10 read
this fucking world, ffs
I expect this kind of excuse making and rationalization to protect your poor self-image from small children. Adults should respect hard work, and see their betters as inspiration, not an insult.
The west degenerated to the point where the average adult has the mind of a child
kys
RRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>implying the east is any better
don't you have some schoolgirl with a dick being raped by a tentacle with dicks instead of suckers to jerk off to or something?
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>>implying the east is any better
It is better. Fuck off.