>61 years old
>7'4
>Strong enough to swing a giant hammer around endlessly
Post Fictional Goals
power armor ain't natty
>healing stream
>natty
At least he gets to split mercy in half all the time
>inb4 phamercyfags
>inb4 sweedishfags
>inb4 cowboyfags
Get out
How do I into power armor mode
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Full Armor Double Zeta
reinhardt is so boring to play
>not wanting that sick japanman nipple exposure
mirin calves
>implying that shit hero wasn't expertly engineered to trap clueless, weeb failures
I love Hanzo shitters out themselves. Enjoy your sub 4pl8 squat and sub 60 comp rank homolord
Dem forearms
Is seagull that well known in overwatch as a genji player?
I was a fan of his tf2 play and it's sick if he's doing well in overwatch
>DJProfessorK
Nice
Seagull is literally the most popular overwatch streamer I'm pretty sure. He's well known for streaming Genji but he plays others too. I actually blame him for some of the Hanzo shitters, they see a pro player with a Mercy up his ass 24/7 do well and they think the hero isn't shit.
He gets a minimum of 20k viewers when he streams
>hand 3x bigger than head
Power armor.
Pharah/Dva/Junkboy in order of preference +time.
I'm a semi weeb who plays a ton of quake when I can. I guess that fits
The only real answer
Zhe german Übermensch.
>current year
>not wanting Carl mode
>The navy seal guy
My fucking sides.
Jesus this thread is full of shitposting. Buu and Guts were the only decent answers
>Fictional Goals
You mean "Fantasy"
Retard
This
This has nothing to do with fitness. Kill yourself, summerfag.
>Not wanting perfect aesthetics
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Veeky Forums has always had fictional goal body threads, you pleb. Only summerfags accuse other people of being summerfags.
>tfw not God-Emperor mode
Sure it does. Your fictional body is full of exaggerations. The goal isn't to emulate it entirely, that's impossible. It's to really focus on what's important to you.
This dude wants a crazy chest.
Check those abs and arms.
Thunder thighs.
It's a really simple concept. Plus it's all in the name of 'fun'.
>fictional hair goal
Not him but no. This tripe only came into existence around last year. Pls go.
A goal is something to be worked on. That something could be anything that is physically possible. On the same vein, this is why "goal body threads" are similarly retarded: you cannot look like someone unless you have similar HEIGHT FACE AND FRAME, or if you're only going for the body, HEIGHT FRAME AND INSERTIONS.
The best possible goal body is yourself except better.
Literally be yourself
That's HGH for you kek.
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>Fantasy goals
You mean fantastic
Based Juda
Lol, checking the archive shows they go back to at least 2013
>Literally be yourself
Sounds super, I want myself to be a certain way. You can be yourself and still be your favorite version of yourself. Don't be a silly billy brah.
>>Strong enough to swing a giant hammer around endlessly
crossfit?
hisoka always desu
hisoka is master of aesthetics tho
>them joocy forearms
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guts is the only one who's made
he was rewarded with the best waifu loli witch for his sick gains
how to achieve rajang mode
>cart players x F
How do I achieve autobot mode?
lmao no quads
>Perfect height, perfect frame
>Can sprint endlessly
>Can hold a fucking large rifle perfectly still
>Can get all the damn punks off his lawn
>tfw just started lifting
This seems doable r-right?