Post Fictional Goals

>61 years old
>7'4
>Strong enough to swing a giant hammer around endlessly

power armor ain't natty

>healing stream
>natty
At least he gets to split mercy in half all the time

>inb4 phamercyfags
>inb4 sweedishfags
>inb4 cowboyfags
Get out

How do I into power armor mode

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Full Armor Double Zeta

reinhardt is so boring to play
>not wanting that sick japanman nipple exposure

mirin calves

>implying that shit hero wasn't expertly engineered to trap clueless, weeb failures

I love Hanzo shitters out themselves. Enjoy your sub 4pl8 squat and sub 60 comp rank homolord

Dem forearms

Is seagull that well known in overwatch as a genji player?

I was a fan of his tf2 play and it's sick if he's doing well in overwatch

>DJProfessorK
Nice

Seagull is literally the most popular overwatch streamer I'm pretty sure. He's well known for streaming Genji but he plays others too. I actually blame him for some of the Hanzo shitters, they see a pro player with a Mercy up his ass 24/7 do well and they think the hero isn't shit.

He gets a minimum of 20k viewers when he streams

>hand 3x bigger than head

Power armor.

Pharah/Dva/Junkboy in order of preference +time.

I'm a semi weeb who plays a ton of quake when I can. I guess that fits

The only real answer

Zhe german Übermensch.

>current year
>not wanting Carl mode

>The navy seal guy

My fucking sides.

Jesus this thread is full of shitposting. Buu and Guts were the only decent answers

>Fictional Goals
You mean "Fantasy"
Retard

This

This has nothing to do with fitness. Kill yourself, summerfag.

>Not wanting perfect aesthetics

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Veeky Forums has always had fictional goal body threads, you pleb. Only summerfags accuse other people of being summerfags.

>tfw not God-Emperor mode

Sure it does. Your fictional body is full of exaggerations. The goal isn't to emulate it entirely, that's impossible. It's to really focus on what's important to you.

This dude wants a crazy chest.

Check those abs and arms.

Thunder thighs.

It's a really simple concept. Plus it's all in the name of 'fun'.

>fictional hair goal

Not him but no. This tripe only came into existence around last year. Pls go.

A goal is something to be worked on. That something could be anything that is physically possible. On the same vein, this is why "goal body threads" are similarly retarded: you cannot look like someone unless you have similar HEIGHT FACE AND FRAME, or if you're only going for the body, HEIGHT FRAME AND INSERTIONS.

The best possible goal body is yourself except better.

Literally be yourself

That's HGH for you kek.

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>Fantasy goals
You mean fantastic

Based Juda

Lol, checking the archive shows they go back to at least 2013

>Literally be yourself
Sounds super, I want myself to be a certain way. You can be yourself and still be your favorite version of yourself. Don't be a silly billy brah.

>>Strong enough to swing a giant hammer around endlessly
crossfit?

hisoka always desu

hisoka is master of aesthetics tho

>them joocy forearms

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guts is the only one who's made

he was rewarded with the best waifu loli witch for his sick gains

how to achieve rajang mode
>cart players x F

How do I achieve autobot mode?

lmao no quads

>Perfect height, perfect frame
>Can sprint endlessly
>Can hold a fucking large rifle perfectly still
>Can get all the damn punks off his lawn

>tfw just started lifting

This seems doable r-right?