MAKE A FUCKING GROCERY LIST. ONE ITEM PER POST

ben & jerry's, right babe?

Bell peppers

The flesh of your enemies

Cottage cheese

Tomatoes

Cottage cheese

OP is literally going shopping in 20 minutes. Please don't fuck my diet up.

Steak

nutella

Greek Yogurt.

Tofu

instant cinnamon rolls

More chicken

Brown rice

Cucumbers

twinkies

What's wrong with doing leg press and incline press at the same time? It saves time

Celery

O B A M A
B
A
M
A

Tomatoes

Spinach

Donuts, donut holes, glue.

Rum

Chickpea or black beans.

We have no bananas?

Yes, we have no bananas.

Yes. And make SURE to get the organic kind this time. No more of that GMO crap.

Blueberries
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digestive enzymes

MILK
MILCH
MJÖLK
LATTE
LAIT
ΓΑΛΑ

What is wrong with you?

Bread

A DVD of Freddy Got Fingered from the $1 movie stand in front of the snack section

Keratine

>Extra crunchy
>Not extra smooth
Kys pleb

>not specifying semi-skimmed
>inb4 faggots going for whole milk

semi-skimmed has more protein and less fat

Lysol

5 pints of Talenti

10oz Black Truffle

Tampons

my nigger

Peanut butter
Seasoning for our chicken breast
oatmeal
fruits

Beens,

Black and Kidney

Tuna you daft cunt
Less chunk in water only

One pound of their finest Swiss cheese. Go to deli

3 lbs Chilean Sea Bass

Greek yugort

I don't shop at richfag shops. I shop at Aldi's.

OP here I FORGOT THE FUCKING RICE

Never gonna make it

Country Fair corn dogs

Kefir milk

Haloumi

Season brand Sardines

Tren

18 pack of EGGS

protein powder

youtu.be/XOT_-5xBw-8

More Eggs

apples and berries

Condoms

You'll purchase these condoms and keep them at your side table for future use. To be fair, you'll never even use them because you don't bring girls home anyways. Heck, you suck at socializing with girls. Why did you get these condoms anyways? Shit, man. Just use these condoms for a tidy rubout session.

LEAN AS FUCK GROUND BEEF

>2016
>not buying condoms in bulk online

>year of our Most Gracious Lord and Savior Jesus Christ two-thousand and sixteen
>not raw-dogging any chick that moves

I seriously hope you betas don't spread your seed

>at store with roommate
>put condoms in cart
>qt cashier thinks we are gay
>roommate says I will never use them

sea salt caramel for best flavor

100% gains

>skimmed MILK
fucking Woman detected

Enjoy your skimmed anus with a WHOLE dick in it.

party size extra flamin hot cheetos

That trail mix w/o the chocolate & marshmallows in it.

theyre sold at drug stores and gas stations you retard

jej. sick dubs though

I bet you use grape jam 2 u degenerate
>chocolate covered almonds

this

Just get them at the health department for free. Tell them you're gay and they'll basically throw them at you.

mayonaisse

Gotta confuse the muscles

Kek