How do I get Dio's body?

How do I get Dio's body?

First stop being a fucking weeaboo

Technically that is Johnathan's body

*unsheath your katana*

This you fucking idiot.

Then fuck a brown priest

Steal it from Jonathan.

I'm only on episode 9 but who are the biggest alphas of the JoJo series? Is Dio a candidate even though he got cucked by Jonathan?

I thought you were talking about the one and only.

>Not lifting to Dio "Holy Diver"
>making it

Pick one

Pucci : ^)

read the manga

you don't

Ride the tiger

is this meant to be a meme post of sorts? i'll discover the truth once i catch up and i swear to god if you are misleading me...

This

>tfw no gay priest to fuck
Why even live

Joseph's the biggest alpha, even while old the nigga was alpha af

wasn't RJD a manlet

Just googled it.

>5'4

I dont know maybe that just makes him more bad ass. I dont think height matters if youre dio.

Its so sad seeing him go from alpha young playboy in part 2 to a senile old man in part 4.

Joseph
Giorno

He was pretty bad in part 3 too

>not wanting to achieve pillar men mode

Steal somebody else's

Giorno is a fucking dyel

The question was who is most alpha.

I really liked Steel Ball Run so I'll go with either
Gyro, Valentine or Ringo

Hol horse is the most alpha
>He has girlfriends all around the world

>we will never get Veeky Forums JoJos ever again
>Jotaro was the last one