Tfw too intelligent to lift

>tfw too intelligent to lift

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>lifting
>improving life quality

How "intelligent" can you be?

I'm sure your life quality is quite improved from lifting. Thats why you're posting on Veeky Forums at 8:00 am on a Friday.

consider your shit posting hidden

>not shitposting 24/7 on the go from your smart watch.
Stay pleb nigger

>tfw too stupid to make a good thread

Intelligent and fufilled people dont shitpost they quality post

have you peppered your angus m8?

>too dumb to make a good bait

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Me IRL

Op irl

Physical exercise has positive effects on cognitive abilities. Punk ass mothafucka

it's "to intelligent" if you want to do it right
also, use this one

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No, you're not

Can you fucking imagine if your race and society was based on being fit?

It seems like a pipe dream. There simply isn't much manliness in society now-a-days.

Hello my fellow intelectaul, i am also to smart and lazy to lift

This. Gave up going to gym because nothing but dumbasses around listening to songs on their earbuds or beats and playing with their cell phones on facebook between their armcurling and grunting/yelling to themselves and their friends "yeah" "yeah you got it bro" "awesome pump man" while wearing wifebeater shit shirts and cargo shorts. It also is boring as fuck.

Preach boi. Classical societies understood that strength was the foundation of all other physical and mental achievement.

To the rest of you 'intellectual' faggots: If you think you're smart now, get your squat up to 405. You'll be smarter. Or at the very least, you'll realise you're dumb.

>tfw bench too much and cant understand stendhal and balzac

I have an IQ of 170 so I know what I'm talking about. Basically, just like any other muscle, the brain consumes energy when it is being used. Let me make an analogy you guys can understand: you know those people who walk on a treadmill for barely 10 minutes and then eat a box of donuts and wonder why their workout isn't working? The brain is just like that. Most of you have never pushed it even close to the point where you'd be making any mental gains. If you had you would actually feel tired afterwards. This is why it is difficult to workout if you are as smart as me. I am constantly pushing my brain to the limit and am tired throughout the day because of it. In fact I have trouble even making basic decisions and concentrating because there is so much going on in my head. Although I can get into any college (for undergrad, masters and PHD) and get any job I want, I often overthink things and feel guilty or am pessimistic about situations. Its an annoying tradeoff, but one that I make to maintain my intelligence. My brain works so hard I tend to lose appetite and get headaches which doesn't allow me to even make it out of bed to the gym. This is because I am so smart. I think about everything, from science to math to philosophy to history to thoughts of suicide. I am very smart.

BTFO bitch my IQ is 171

webmd.com/depression/guide/detecting-depression
>Difficulty concentrating and making decisions
>Fatigue and decreased energy
>guilt
>pessimism
>excessive sleeping
>appetite loss
>Persistent headaches
>Thoughts of suicide

smart people btfo

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Summer is bad this year.

>stendhal and balzac
you don't need brains to understand retarded french writers

You got trolled on summerdyels.

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tl;dr sure smells like summer in here

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