Veeky Forums humor

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"funny"

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Is that a Diet Coke in her hand??

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Yep

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So is this a humor or a fph thread?

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Oh fuck I laughed so hard

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What fresh hell is this

top fucking kek

youtube.com/watch?v=4tZe-QiVZZw

Based Keller

Without a picture of her, we don't technically know which sort of girl she is.

There is a backup in the basket in case she gets dehydrated.

le upper laugh

>inhaling chocolate makes you fat

who'da thunk it

The hero we need...

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wtf i hate zyzz now

Ultra Kek

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That fucking whore who gets insulted but still wants the date.

Women man... Are they even human?

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>breathes
You mean inhale

I've not checked my BMI in a long time, I've lost a decent amount of weight since, but I'm still pretty sure I wouldn't meet the requirements to join this gym, or continue using it.

That makes me sad.

>oversized glasses
>purple dyed hair
>justifications of gluttony

Patriarchydidthis.jpg

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Well, I said "humor", but hating fat HAES SJW tumblrinas is inherently funny. So... Both, I guess? I just saw the Cyanide and Happiness comic and thought my fellow fitbros would appreciate it. Everything else in this thread wasn't posted by me.

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I'd fuck her probone.

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it's piss pceoutbye

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>My Hobby: Putting on a fake cast and subtly following fat people who use store scooters.
Frequently, I drop stuff or fall down and cry out in extreme pain in front of them.

Only one ever had the balls to ask me why I didn't go get a scooter after falling from trying to bend down and grab something, I told him that there were no more scooters right now.

[spoiler]He had a guilty as fuck face, turned around and drove off.[/spoiler]

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IT'S PISS PCEOUTBYE

olympic-level swimmer are all low bodyfat with good musculature, maybe not big but ottermode atleast

wew

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surprisedworkeratfastfoodrestaurantmakingOface.jpg

it's piss pceoutbye

what about 250lbs 7% bodyfat bodybuilders?

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It says anyone he judges to be obese. BMI will be a factor, but it'll come down to aesthetics.

topkek

>tfw you realize a lanklet was insecure enough to come up with all that shit

>IT'S PISS PCEOUTBYE

Might have been made by a self hating manlet

>aquatic ape theory

It would've been made by someone who is 6' 2"

Wait. That shit is real?

kys

What disgusting fat bitch.

Found the manlet

It's possible pceoutbye

Holy kek laughed so hard I don't even need to work abs today

that dumb bitch don't know shit. Humans don't have blubber. Blubber and fat are not the same thing

Seen better arguments for the aquatic ape theory. Not saying it's true; I think it's fairly unlikely. But there are definitely more robust and more interesting arguments for it.

IT'S PISS PCEOUTBYE

I think a bmi of 30 is possible for fatties who try to get down, i know enough guys who are well fat, but not tumblr tier obese with a bmi over 30

Holy shit that's hilarious

>6ft
>100kg

>BMI is 29.8

Yeah, I'd have to convince that dude to let me go there, assuming it's even worth it as a gym. I fully appreciate the reasons for not wanting every fat Tom, Dick, and Harry coming in though.

Sad.
I totally get the hate for the HAES-type of fatty.
I have nothing but love for the fatties who show up to the gym and try to better themselves. Should be encouraging that in this obese ass society. You don't go to the gym to be surrounded by pretty scenery. You go their to improve. I want as many people improving together as possible.

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>mfw I live in Lone Tree

The area is comprised of like 90% old rich people and soccer moms. There aren't many fat people, let alone obese

heh
bread..

BREAD
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bread better toasted or not?

Real talk white bread is actually for children.

what about tortillas & so

Bruh, get yourself a toast sandwich, don't even think about it.

Don't ever talk to me about spic food, buddy.

I always kek with this.

Tortillas.

Buttered.

>tfw no crumbs

Bread is shit, I can't believe you guys are falling for thos empty carbs. Also, gluten is fucking bad, if you eat bread, make sure it's buckwheat.

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LONDOOOOOOOON

>buckwheat
Ya I agree, I love my bark flavoured bread.

Shiiiiit..?

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Cmon Jeff

Sugar

Both sides are retarded,the fat shitters and the fit assholes

>I don't give a damn what y'all say,
>carb cravings so intense that I'll eat the grossest shit goes with my inability to appropriately deal with emotions, at the expense of my body
-Shaniqua Richardson

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