THICC is a meme

>good at talking with women
>doesn't lose v card till college

Wew

>Guys who fuck chubby girls just do it because it's less intimidating than trying to get with a beautiful girl.

This is the non debatable, unequivocal truth. As someone who is trying to improve themselves when it comes to women, this is definitely my approach. I've definitely banged more than a few chubsters but I'm mature enough to admit they are NOT the apex of attraction for me.

Not reading your story, but I will agree that most chubby and decently attractive females have terrible personality flaws...

They are either high on themselves and the idea that they are better than thinner women or are constantly throwing their self esteem issues up because they do not look like thinner women...

Both types will most likely reach ham planet level after a kid or by their early 30s and do nothing to fix their situation.

/thread
move on

All of you are fucking retards and you should kill yourself, especially OP.

Chubby has literally nothing to do with high test, chubby girls have high fat in every part of their body.

what high test is are girls that have high fat in thighs, breasts,ass. and low fat in face, waist, arms.

what you did is just fuck a bunch of fat and chubby cunts and think that's what a high test girl is, kill yourself beta males.

yes i'm mad.

Give me the tldr: plz

She could smother my face with her ass all she wants.

This.

I think it has less to do with her physique and more with the fact that you just "clicked".

Did you seriously take three pages to type "fat girls have self esteem issues"? No shit. The heaviest girl I've banged is 160 but she's 5'9 and was 135 when i met her (E's pushing on F tits, so huge they look fake but they're just "native American huge", her grandma has a gas body for an older lady. Her weight goes on the right places. Also any girl that hovers around a 5/10 territory all get objectified for sex everywhere because they're "easy" which they are so they basically have the same problem. Also how on earth did it take you so long to figure this shit out? Also fit girls are statistically fairly insufferable and attention whores in general. Im not saying its impossible but just saying "don't think she's perfect" she has a girl brain just like the 90 other fatties.

Pre zyzz/fit/ ftw. I remember coming here and actually learning. Zyzz followers, reddit and fat hate ruined this board.

I like skinny girls better
I feel like a curvy girl witha big butt, big breasts and a small waist would cheat on me whenever she gets the chance
Petite skinny flat chested girls are more pure

This nigga gets it. There is a reason the most degenerate, skeletor types or fat guys end up with fat bitches. If you want at least 9/10 girl you have to be confident as fuck. I've fucked girls I thought I had no chance with because I knew how to talk to them.

Fat bitches take any attention they can get and act like they don't want you to pound their fat cunts before they go crazy over the sight of a cock.

So fucking wrong my man. Flat chested girls have issues "why don't i have tits". Also when your horny and they take their shirt off you're never more excited. You actually pull a :/ ugh

Flat chest girls are more obsessed with tits than men.

Don't give a fuck if high test. She's got wide hips and a slim waist. I'd destroy 9/10.

All your stories don't matter because every actual man would want to fuck this girl every day

No, I'd rather put them in shackles

Dubs confirm, low test cucks blown out of the water

She black so no

You forgot about the part where you mom said you were moving in with your auntie in bel-air

just because you are fit doesn't mean you are alpha or high test

"high test" women are not a meme at all. they're often called "breeders" for a reason. they are objectively the most attractive females on the planet.

I don't give a shit about your story. I'd fuck a girl built like that a lot sooner than some skinny, underfed supermodel type.

Good, now kyselves

Thicc is meme
Veeky Forums is what you really want

guys that like muscle girls are gay

muscle girls are more manly than trannies

u faggiot

Fit and thick and it looks better than your shitty fridge mode girl.

Honestly, you have to be gay as fuck if you want to fuck a female with a boy-ish frame over a fertility goddess.

Yeah nice story, too bad you took so long to make a shitty argument, whatever reason you had to make this stuff up.

Nice 10lb dumbbells there. I'm sure they really give you gains.

>most chubby and decently attractive females have terrible personality flaws...

Thin girls are no better, most I meet have some total psycho side they reveal after 2 months.

this

you never know who you're going to make a connection with

it sounds old and tired, but it still rings true:
there is someone out there for everyone

you better marry her user

OP all I'm getting from this is that bearmode women are the best women. Thicc and Veeky Forums.

damn

No one cares fatty.

fucking kek that babydick tho

Post a pic of your self user :)

You must be shredded if you have been lifting like 10 years..

You tell stories like a woman. Your actual post doesn't start until 50% of the way through, the whole first half is just you bragging about yourself. Could've just summarize the first part as "like thicc girls"

Dubs of truff

op thats not thick, thats just fat. and a lot of guys share a similar opinion. your whole story is void and null because frankly its just a story about fucking fatties

>translation: I'm not attractive enough and girls out of my league wont date me
who the hell do you think you are to get with a girl that has the whole package (looks personality etc)? seriously, you're likely below average yourself, yet you turn this reality into a a twisted one where you blame all females for your own shortcomings; pathetic

>lazy in bed or very insecure when naked
this is very true

This. OP sounds a girl. OP is low test

>Cunny is a meme!

>higher libido
>more confident than those "THICC" women

Did not read, but this girl has the body of a man ffs

any female who lives sedentary i do not date. eliminates a lot of options but fuck it it's what makes us happy.

>lazy in bed
>this is somehow bad
How do you fuck? I can just take her, move her up and down my dick and then cum, it's for my pleasure not for hers

thicc acceptance is code for thin genocide. wake the FUCK UP

>thin genocide
About fucking time.

>and a lot of guys share a similar opinion

Spotted the female.

What did they mean by this scene

that's a middle aged women going through menopause and projecting her emotional turbulence into exercise.

whats thats OP?

Women have personalities that can vary between good or bad? You're fuckin kidding me. Next you're going to tell me she actually does love me and isnt just trying to get my money and steal my gains.

Am i the only one more interested on this supposed amazing flirting technique that has landed you a petri dish of possible sti's.

Flirting is easy enough. But getting chicks to bang you after flirting. How long we talking, days weeks months

It's supposed to be hot, because she's skinny, and skinny is automatically hot according to societal standards.

spooky

>I-I'm tired of these girls with curves who lift! I know what I'll do, I'll go on Veeky Forums and tell people how my stringy cardio body is the b-best! No butt so what, r-right boys?

Cardio bunnies look so boring and subpar

Give me a girl who lifts heavy, has good genetics and isn't afraid to eat.

Thats an ugly ass

>white knighting this fucking hard

what was your technique to flirt and pretty much fuck every girl you know?

First, he started by making it all up

if you were here before 2014 you'd know hightest was a forced meme the guy even admitted to doing it saying he won't stop spamming the board until it becomes a meme

Sounded believable, then you went too memey in the 3rd post.

Nice try bud, I believe you are a borderline virgin autist who lives with his mom.

You're an ugly ass

>All these opinions
ITT: tl;dr This one thing worked/happened for me so it must be the truth and work for everyone else as well.

i'd prefer a girl who lifts and eats a lot but good, over a girl who is a cardio bunny. that goes for any body type on a girl.

>
The most virgin comment i have read for a while

>implying i could

Anyone have the chart that shows how it feels before and after fucking a thick girl vs a fit girl?

Imagine being the xenomorph in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Sigourney Weaver, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with white panties and gross flat ass. I would totally impregnate you, both my character and the real animatronic me." when all it really wants to do is lay eggs in another 16 year old in its dressing room. Like seriously imagine having to be the xenomorph and not only hide in that ship while Sigourney Weaver flaunts her flat ass in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing her legs going directly into her back, and just sit there, take after take, hour after hour, while she works it. Not only having to tolerate her disgusting fucking gluteus maximus visage but her haughty attitude as everyone on set tells her she's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, SIGOURNEY WEAVER GOT A BOOTY LIKE THAT?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch her strut around in her disgusting granny panties; never before have you seen legs directly connect into someones spine before, no ass, no hips, you didn't even know that existed before that day. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of colonists and later alleged space marines for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of LV-426. You've never seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's trickling down from her lower back to her knee caps as she shakes her ass to writhe it suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to hide there and revel in her "voluptuous (for that is what she calls herself)" ass, the ass she worked so hard for with personal trainers in the previous months. And then the director calls for another take, and you know you could eviscerate every single person in this room before the studio security could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're a fucking xenomorph. You won't lose your galactical conquest over this. Just bear it. Hide both mouths and bear it.

0/10. The xenomorph that attacked Ripley wasn't a queen, so it lacked the capability of laying eggs in another creature.

OP is a faggot

the only person I ever fell madly in love with was quite chubby

wierd

...

She needs at least twice those hips to be sexy.

...

This girl was a camwhore on /soc/ but she quit and then got stalked an harassed by an user.

What a shame.

name?

My neighbour looks like OPs pic. I hate her, with a fury. And I want to fuck her.

I need those flirting tips man.

Okay, help me out here.

Isn't that BF distribution shaped primarily by females with low test high estrogen??

pic related is High test women, rite mate?

OP is Nina Kayy btw, she does porn

Forget about clubs, bars, festivals and nightlife in general. The girls in that environment have their guard up. Make some excuse to stop lone girls in the street or in another unexpected environment and talk to them with confidence. Design (and try) some routine of lines that works for yourself and use it in some place where they don't know you so you can feel confortable, even when they reject you. But also remember to be flexible when the situation calls for it.

The routine that works for me the most goes like this:

Hello, are you from around here?
>Uh... yeah. Why?
Great. Do you know where [name of a false street] is?
>...no, not really. [a lot of things can happen here, and you have to gauge interest while they happen. Sometimes she starts apologizing for not knowing, sometimes she tries to search it in Google Maps. Just look for signs that she is a little into you and not creeped out]
Oh, well, nevermind. Thanks! [walk a few steps away]
>K, bye. Sorry.
[now turn back] By the way, let me ask you another question...
>Oh, what?
What's your name?
>[Best case: name]/ [Worst case:] Uhhh... why?
Because you have the most beautiful [eyes/smile/hair] I've ever seen.

If she walks away even a little bit you have nothing to do there, but if she laughs, blushes and gets closer she is yours. Maybe jokingly ask if she has a boyfriend, and even if she has one ask if he tells her how beautiful their [eyes/smile/hair] are every day. Then, right before the shock factor goes down ask for her number, write it down and ask "now the real one". Giggles.

Then wait 48 hours and call her. Don't text, call.
Explore, improvise, have fun. With time you'll even learn to talk with girls that do not go alone. Just remember you'll get rejected a few times, but it'll work.

Intriguing, user. Any more little tips you'd like to share?

Gross, no

Disgusting skeleton.

Stick to a routine of lines until you master the art of improvising and going with the flow.

Also learn to categorize girls at first look (and far away) and always trust your initial impression, don't go for it if it feels bad. Some things are a big giveaway that you have a shot at them, while some indicate that you would lose your time. Obviously your first targets should be the most insecure ones. Search for details and understand what they mean.

For example:

Good:
>Tatoos and piercings
>Inappropriate clothing for the current weather (too much clothes in a hot day or showing too much while freezing)
>Eccentric clothing accessories
>T-shirts with shit on them
>Chubby girls in general
>No makeup
>Casually strolling around without too much haste

Bad:
>Wedding ring (duh)
>Sunglasses or headphones (these usually are a "don't bother me" sign)
>Lots of makeup and perfume and dressed to kill
>Arms crossed while walking
>They are carrying a big bag of groceries (they are probably not just for them)
>Texting while walking fast (they are going somewhere with somebody more important than you)
>Walking the dog (they are in the street by obligation and they are not in the mood)
>Playing with their keys (they are almost at home, too weird to approach them at that moment)

And don't chase anybody while walking. Way too creepy. Learn to position yourself casually in the street so the girl walks by you. Also don't use this technique when it's starting to get dark or you could get mazed or worse. Keep it friendly. Worst case scenario you are giving a compliment to a stranger. Nothing wrong with that.