"...and this is our sons room. He's quite the fitness enthusiast"

Looks to me as though he got piss drunk and stayed in bathroom to be near toilet to throw up. Probably got a bath going thinking it'd make him feel better. But instead he passed out on the floor and shit himself.

>SS+GOMAD

literally kek't

I'm picturing you saying this in Sherlock Holmes attire while holding a pipe in your mouth.

>keeping your son in the bathroom

More like a SHITness enPOOthiast!

Dude it looks like he sharted that thing out like a rocket and his leg was the stopping point

>tfw I've done this and the only reason I know it isn't me is he doesn't have the small tattoo I have on my shoulder

ebin

oh god my sides

Underrated

This is what happens when you take the squat plug meme seriously.

I can smell that shit through the picture.

Ss + gomad

how did the shit rocket out that far. I'm no scientist, but what the fuck

Oh man rough night

Haha! Lol!
>tfw I actually laughed

That surely was a shitty night

It shot quite a ways.

UPBOATED thanks for the laugh LOL!!!

Why do I laugh so hard at stuff like this. Also holy shit the fucking velocity of that poo. I bet his rectum was like 4 atmospheres pressurized when he shit that out.

MY SIDES

Senõr kek

>haha! lol!

This is what happens when you don't use a squat plug

I'm more impressed by the distance the logs got. I didn't think they would quite that far

>pls help me scooby

no lie aside from the nausea imagine how fun it must be to just sit around and shit all over the place

Maybe instead he shat himself, then in his drunken stupor slid himself up with shit still coming out in an attempt to get himself away from it.

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What do you think went through his head when he woke up

lost

>this is the average frogposter

>you will never shit on your passed out friend
Why live

To shit ourselves user

>why did I fill the bath tub up?

I've shit my pants twice as an adult. Fucking shameful

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Sorry Bernie didn't win, but you can still vote for Hillary :^)

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>people consider shitting to be "fun"

You have to do it anyway, might as well enjoy it

>when the protein kicks in

Oh fuck, that happened (literally) to me some years ago. Fuck. I missed a lot of friends that night.

what a beautiful woman

Stop shitposting op

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Not him, but I've always thought grace Kelly was the embodyment of beauty.

Who the fuck takes a picture of a passed out guy who shit all over himself and the floor?

Better yet, who takes it then puts it online so others can save it?

I dont think it is but that legit looks like me from a decade ago.

I got super drunk at a new years party and ended up exactly like that,

most aesthetically pleasing woman to ever walk this earth rip

mostly chads, people with a "dude lmao you shit yourself i'll post it on facebook" mentality or something.

i had a friend that would totaly do it, dont take it personal.

We made a dude so high and drunk one time that he passed out in the bathroom on is back. I was with a buddy of mine looking at the passed out dude puking on himself while we sipped beer. Fun times.

Would you fuck him in the butt, though?

>on is back
>looking at the passed out dude puking on himself while we sipped beer
You and your friends are retarded.
10-1 one of you is going to die at a party.

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He rolled on is side eventually. We wouldn't let him die.

Looks like someone forgot their squat plug.

>this is the average thread on the fitness for Veeky Forums

A few weeks back i did something similar. Drank too much and took uber home. Got out of the uber and threw up a few times. Got into the house and passed out on the bed. Woke up a few hours later with bowel cramps but couldnt move so i just shat in my bed and vomited all over my pillow. Got up for work at 8 and managed to do a whole day (im a lawyer).came home to a shit smelling aprt.

This board in general

its only funny if the dad says it