>He doesn't use clips on the empty bar
He doesn't use clips on the empty bar
>>He doesn't activate his almonds
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>He doesn't use clips on barbells
why would anyone NOT use clips? They are in total 1 or 2 POUNDS of added weight. not using them is simply RUINING your gains
>He doesn't squat with a buttplug on
no need, I dont fucking swing it while benching, it goes vertically, if u need clips ure weak
>he doesn't look at other men in the gym while having an existential crisis and having flash backs to when he was bullied in middle school
>he uses a buttplug instead of a squat plug
>He uses a squat plug instead of a tampon
>he doesn't swing the barbell while benching
>he uses a tampon instead of a dragon dildo
Fuck I want to try this now.
>he uses a dragon dildo instead of a piece of pvc tubing
>He uses a dragon dildo instead of a dildo dentata
>he uses a dragon dildo instead of his gymbro's "plug"
>he uses a dragon dildo instead of a piece of wood
He uses a dragon dildo instead of a drill
rate
>putting things without a pulse up their squat-hole
Back to humanity you go
What the fuck is that?!
An elbow, user
I...I think it's an arm
Nice try. I have a mental database of just about every trap that has been posted on Veeky Forums, and I already fapped to that one.
>he doesn't think she's a cute, feminine girl
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>he doesn't fill his anus with concrete then have it sewn shut, solving the problem permanently
who is that semens deamon?
>he doesn't have an intergalactic warp portal grafted to his anus that jettisons his turds into space that accidentally splatter onto an alien spacecraft and spark a war with the Forbaks
There's literally a French book about this, except it's about a woman getting her va-jay-jay sewn shut after being raped by a guy with syphilis
>He doesn't have his entire digestive system surgically removed, replaced with solid muscle, then take all your nutrients intravenously for maximum gains
It's like you really don't want to make it
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Charlie Somik. Enjoy the plot twist
bitch
>Charlie Somik
still do her
>He used the squat rack to OHP
Thank you starving to death skeleton.
Hit me close bro