/fraud/ general

Who are you? You've said this to me before
Also idk what that is

first jbflgf

Why not just find a girl you are happy with? Or if you are still pretty young and want to run through a bunch of hoes then just do it. You don't need to keep a girlfriend around. Just have fuck buddies.

A girlfriend implies actual commitment and feelings, working towards a common goal, stuff like that. Not being a douche that wants to cheat on her and make her feel worthless.

Should I buy these swim shorts?

...

a lot of people just have weird as fuck and largely impractical/meaningless fetishes.

Its just one of those things.

I am happy with gf and we fuck a lot just not 3x ed like I want kek. Don't link shame meeee
Also yeah buy shorts

>wen u nut but she keeps on suckin

I'm going to start super imposing this face on to my cbp

Yup. She said shed only want a threeway with another guy and ofc I only want with another girl so we're at an impasse

U ThinK THIS is fuNNY?

>Who are you?
>Also idk what that is
Creator of RyRobot® the world's first programmable AI.

There are also malfunctioning ones for discount

Cialis or Viagra for boners? Pros and cons of each if you can. Also if anyone knows any boner supps I can take lemme know.

Doesn't that get your motor goin? Or your kangaroo hopping whatever you Aussies say.

ops this was meant for you

>malfunctioning sex doll that electrocutes my dick
...can I at least model it on my qt friend?
No that would be weird to explain to gf

>Kangaroo Hopping
This is indeed how Aussies express their arousal.

>"Eyya I met this fit sheila down at vinnys when I was avin a durry outside. She was mint ayy cunt. Tiddy fuckin snatch too. She had me kangaroo hoppin quick I tell ya mate. Struth.

Isn't this the plot of ghost in the shell too?

What's link shaming? Why don't you have sex 3x a day like you want?

Ya I think I'm gonna buy the shorts. My legs are pale as fuck. It's gonna look awesome.
Pls make vocaroo with straya accent.

Kink shaming* oops
And cuz her libido isn't that high even though we do fuck regularly. Also we both live with parents

>Make vocaroo
ehhh it's nothing special tho
What am I even supposed to say?

>Just remembered how brad used to record himself playing guitar as he learned
Damn those were the days

Also her birth control has given her a 2 month long on and off 'period'

Does it matter if I inject Test E before sleeping, or is it more beneficial doing it in the morning and then going lifting ~2-3 hours later?
From my understanding there's no real difference, and I have time now (late in the night), but won't have time in the morning...

Androgens tend to be stimulating

which roid is lgd comparable to and how strong is lgd compared to test?

None. It's not.

Sarms aren't really comparable to androgens. No mood change or sides aside from minor suppression

Sorry? English isn't my first language.

Dude if you want to fuck a bunch of girls step 1 is moving out. Cmon breh...
Say what you posted above. I dunno. I can't do a straya accent lol

I don't know how to be anymore clear, they will keep you awake maybe.

Once we get our own place hopefully we'll get it on more. Dunno we will see

Oh. So there's literally no difference lifting wise though?

answer my question pls

Never tried either but supposedly cialis

Nah

Holy fucking shit...

reddit.com/r/steroids/comments/4u7mwg/aftermath_of_16_week_tren_cycle/

"fast weight gain, especially right after the cycle (and I was already sort of bloated): 5 kgs in 10 days. I think it's partially water retention because I doubt you can synthesize so much fat so fast. Also the fat is much squishier. My gut sometimes changes shape: in the evening it may get bigger and the next morning be much thinner. I think these are water fluctuations."

Read it all it's fucking both gold and disgusting...

Cool. Gona spike some and then go to bed.

If you also read the guys comments he was on like every cutting compound you can think of and wasn't watching his diet.

T3 dnp etc. Couldn't lose weight then hops off and wonders why he's gaining super fast. God it surprises me that some of you guys are this brain dead

Cialis for daily use and Viagra for presex or preworkout use.

>taking Viagra pre workout
Y

vocaroo.com/i/s1VFjRsOmLGy

What
Tha
Fuk

I think if I ha l f my tren I can get ~2 weeks in, think I'll do pmsf, but I better drop some water weight cause I cannot do cardio atm

You spend too much time on American media

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MOAR STRAYA! your voice is sexy, like a koala in a bikini.

Where did the dnp threads go?

>You spend too much time on American media
How so?

A koala in a bikini?
Just googled that..... Oh, this is actually a thing

summer is over

I only plan to be on year for about 11 months. Is it advisable to run 500test for 4 months, then run 250 test 500 mast for 6 weeks, then cruise at 250 test only for 8 weeks, then run mast 500/ test 250/ tren e 350 for my last blast?
after that I would taper down to 250 test only, then 100 test only, then run PCT.

Reason being is because I'm entering a profession next year where I can't be on gear.

ustrayan

And he """hasn't had much luck with conventional diet""" and only lost 2.5lbs in 2 weeks with dnp LOL

Pumps. Although cialis does the same.

No accent or slang ya thick cunt
Like fosters or shrimp on the barbie

I already get lightheaded after squatting heavy, I'd pass out on Viagra kek

I think if I don't go to the beach tomorrow I will do a whole thread of vocaroo responses. Most likely while drunk. And probably high.

vocaroo.com/i/s0hhTOtLqbaj

Lmao peeeess water and prawns. Fucking awesome.

Does cialis work presex in the same way viagra does?

>mfw australia is a real country

how does it feel to live in a meme country?

Would test and tren grow my jawbone and jaw muscles noticeably? I was looking at old videos of my natty self and my extremely weak jaw just jumps out at me, but now it is wayyyyyy stronger.

Did the roids grow it or like what? Because it was completely pathetic before

On test E 750mg/week for 6 weeks and having awesome results. Recomping fast, gaining a fair amount of muscle while leaning more than expected (I also take cardarine, my favorite stuff ever). Just got a shitload of tren from a buddy who could not stand it anymore.

I am wondering how to integrate tren to my cycle. It seems the consensus is that low test high tren generally give less sides. But I love test and really want to have little to no tren sides. I will be taking mk677 for sleep.
I will probably do 600mg/week test and 200mg tren as my first try.
How does that sound?

I hope you mean 16 weeks?

This

FREAKS

First I have no accent now I do??
Youre confusing me kek

Every country is a meme
But it's pretty great. We love making fun of ourselves.

Viagra has a quicker onset and harder boners. Viagra boner is like 10/10 cialis boner is like 8-9/10.

I like it just because of the stupid pumps to where I can't take my shirt off after my workout.

No, 6 weeks. Reacting better than expected to simple test. Training 7 days a week for years and have great muscle maturity. Gained 10 pounds and lost fat.

Like my chin used to be wayy fucking farther back. Now it is normal

No your accent was awesome in both files lol. I loled at both of them.

Anyone know who this guy is?

i'm gonna shitpost on /pol/ with an australian flag and bait some amerilards with these vocaroos, thanks

Hit a blood stream for the first time and injected like 0.1ml of test because I didn't draw blood.
Feels bad man, wasting that delicious liquid.

...

Wait is this why everything smells and tastes like industrial metal right now?

Make sure you tell them to neck themselves.

Hes in 6th week of cycle not 6 week cycle total fgt

Well okay then

haha holly fuck tell me what else you want and I'll record it in between the stuff I'm doing

I I tried to make the accent sound particularly shit

vocaroo.com/i/s1nP8X6o573Z

Wew, how'd you know it was me?

gross, keep it vanilla pls

Why you're the shitposter extraordinaire.

WHO IS THIS WIDE HIPPED GODDESS

wat?

forced accent is shit, keep it vanilla

oh right okay
Agreed
Anyway I'm bored now
Will provide vocaroo's on demand

Make up a story about fighting crocs and grilling them up for your m8s lol

You guys are fine and all but stop posting in cbts and giving these dyel faggots false hope (looking at you bimbo)

At least tell them you are on the juice, not 'im really tall'

Please do me this service. Summer is almost over and anons are retarded af already, we dont need more people feeding into thier dysmorphia. Thanks and have a good night.

MG - those vocaroos are a riot, reminds me of
>ISLEY, YA NEBR LEARN
Make a mong voocaroo plz
Have a good weekend fags

Lol
But why would you put porn on the barbie
That doesn't even make sense are there erotic Ken dolls?

Read this

gh15biblebodybuild.blogspot.com/2011/11/eggwhitesicecream.html?m=1

fuck off nigger, neck yourself while you're at it.

p.s: bimbo got doxxed so he won't be a problem anymore

vocaroo.com/i/s1tsZF0Gj4QY

No, you are a fucking nigger, so you can fuck right off. And bimbo is posting in the cbt as we speak, so again go fuck yourself.

Funny thing is most of you frauds look like shit and I leapfrogged most of you as a natty with 2 years under my belt. Are your non-functioning testicles making you mad?

I listened to some of mongs vocaroos and he was a riot
Actually said some really funny shit

>pron on the barbie
fawk oooof

vocaroo.com/i/s0X87fjZDHqF
When I compose myself I'll try again

Are you fucking stupid? You do know that people can save pictures and post them in threads right? BIMBO IS GONE

PLEASE FUCK MY BOIPUCCI

He was man, i miss him. We had some good altercations, actually. For some reason when i posted he fle right off the fucking handle.

He was saying that he was only training 3 times a week for 45 minutes max, and that he was underestimating the importance of rest all those years, and he kept saying he was gonna post current pics when he was lean enough...

Then he fuckin disappeared breh