/GYM BULLY GENERAL/

Who here /Gym Bully/?

Here's a good story from today:

> enter gym by using my PERFECT 20/20 VISION to perfectly grip the doorknob with my monster HANDS, opening it swiftly and beautifully
> can barely fit my massive FRAME through the door
> immediately every woman in the gym begins to STARE at my amazing FACE and FRAME
> my HEIGHT also makes them wet
> female staff member asks if I need any HELP
> 'is it your first TIME HERE SIR?' she says looking UP at my perfect FACE
> 'does my FRAME look like it is need of any help?
> walk my 6'7" FRAME to the squat rack using my LONG LEGS
> there is a guy there training his "LEGS"
> I guess he missed HEIGHT DAY
> he takes one look at me and LEAVES
> i don't know if it was the HEIGHT, FACE or FRAME that did it. How should I know? I have it ALL
> Do a 225 OVERHEAD PRESS AS A WARMUP
> MIRES FROM ALL
> Keep working up to a 4PL8 OHP, last SET
> get it UP FOR 6
> cheers from EVERYONE
> I gesture to my INCREDIBLE BODY
> "HEIGHT,"
> I place my palms on the top of squat rack
> "FACE,"
> I smile the nicest smile ever
> "FRAME,"
> hoist up two blondes on my SHOULDERS
> "WHAT CAN I SAY, ITS ALWAYS MY DAY"
> leave the gym with 2 BLONDES HANGING OFF MY ARMS
> PEOPLE ARE ROARING WITH PRAISE
> GENETICS are LITERALLY EVERYTHING
> EVERYTHING

>pic related, me

please bump my thread

How do I stop hating myself

Mirin nipple piercings

>28k/year nailing other dudes in the ass and swallowing pipe
>making it

there's nothing gayer than nipple piercings

you can act as tough as you want, but people will see you as a big gayboi

You retards look at the file name. OP stole some other guy's picture.

look at the pussies I triggered lmao, I could fucking crush both of you, I get more pussy than either of you will ever get in your entire life

>this is totally me
>Veeky Forums image filename

Shouldn't overlook details

I posted the pics from my phone and then saved them to my pc you retard