Breh

bumping for porpuses

i can even post some creep webms if requested

Go on...

k, i hope i don`t get banned Veeky Forums is my main board senpai ...

but since it has no nudity i guess it`s fine

disgusting/b8

BREH

more please my man

a-user here have my b-best creep webm

Fuk I see we share the same taste in pages on facebook. I lost hard.

>doing nofap
>few weeks in
>no gf
>no sex
>it's unbearable
>qt 90yo messaged me the other day, asked if I could take her around to do chores today since she doesn't have a car
>told her sure if we're going to fuck later
>she actually said yes
>I'm edgy, I'm shaking
>getting some reasonably thicc teen pussy tonight
>I can't wait Veeky Forums I truly cannot

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>90yo

>>tumblr
c`mon familia

>Those cottage cheese legs

No thanks hombre.

>all these shitskins

>90yo
>getting some reasonably thicc teen pussy tonight

Is this in Bible years? Are you 600 years old?

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Puts his phone in the basket. Genius.

Obviously I meant 09yo

But no, I actually meant 19

Landwhale.

Visiting Japan. Gonna commence a small dump for the brehs.

Do you like these pants, user? Or should I take them off for you?

My country calls me fat. They rarely have girls with my physique on television and in media. I'm sorry for being so big, user. Will you let me sleep over?

Fish and chips? Bangers and mash? Sheppard's Pie? Whatever your heart desires, I'll make for you, user.

This was the best size I could find, user... ...Sorry to disappoint you.

Oh, sorry to use your shower. I hope you don't mind... ...do you want to join?

It's too hot in here, user. I can put my shirt back on if you want. Or I can take more off...

My kimono seems to fall down when you walk around... I- I'm sorry, Senpai. Can I touch your arms?

Japanese men think I'm a pig. I'm so ashamed of how I look. If you want me to leave, I understand.

I love this little hotel. Do you think we should stay here tonight, user?

name

I love this necklace, user. I'd love another one. Do you think you can give me another?

This is my first time to wear yoga pants. How do I look, user?

Is this what Southerns wear in America, user? If you don't like it, I can always wear something else...

Please don't show anyone this picture. Promise? I'll do anything to keep it a secret.

BUILD THE WALL

ciera rogers

My left leg has been really sore. Can you work it out for me, user? I'll pay you back...

Whew lads. I'm not much for the Asian persuasion but this did me in. That is one good lookin lady

This squatting stuff you've taught me has paid off, user. Thank you! But do are these shorts too short for tonight?

I got a thicc asian broad. The kimono stirs the test like you wouldn't believe. She plays it up too, like we're living 200 years ago.

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user, I know you say you hate cardio, but if you go for a jog with me, I'll pay you back. Squats, deadlifts, a good shower, you name it. Help me and I'll help you double.

I know my form and depth are atrocious. I just want to learn the best exercise on this planet. Please teach me, user.

Let me make you a fresh, and hot roast dinner with all the trimmings you love. It pleases me to please you, user. Can you please me?

My last boyfriend said I was too fat. Do you think I should lose some weight, user? Are these stalkings ugly?
>[gently shakes back and forth]

Am I doing this right, user? I'm feeling sort of hot... ...would you towel me down or...

The department store said this nightie was one size too small. I can return it if you want, user. I could take it off and crawl over to you too...

HEY IM FROM JERSEY AND I KNOW *GAGGED*

This outfit is so tight on me, user. Help me take it off?

Look, it's real, user. Have a feel if you don't believe me.

I know we have to be at church in an hour, but don't you want to have a little fun, user?

These shorts we bought seem to be too small, user. I guess they are perfect for sleeping. Can I see your back again?

I love your sofa... ...I will rub it or you. Your choice, user.

Daisuke sushi! Arigatou :) I can how return?

Your japanese is horrible.

Husband smaller woman left me for so, if you want leave, I understand...

私はキャラクターをプレイしています。私は申し訳ありません、あなたは理解するにはあまりにも愚かです。

Thanks though, James.

My husbande smaller woman left me for, so if you want to leave, I understand.

Do you like the tattoo, user?

Gentlemen, I have a plan.

We export the Thick standard of beauty to Japan, creating a exponential increase in the amount of High-Test Asians.

We make it hip and trendy there.

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Is this OK? I can put on my clothes again...

Ok, shirt comes off. Please say OK, user...

OK, ONE pose desu! What you think, user?

Sorry for my pale skin, user!

Please don't leave, user. If you want... Weight lose...

Konnichiwa, user! I was just strolling through the garden this evening. Sugoi atsuii desuyo! So hot! Want to swim?

user-San, I have never kissed a foreigner... ...will you kiss me?

Quints wasted. Kindly kys please :)

Oh, user-San, sorry for using your shower! My shower was broken! I can leave, so you can shower... ...but there's room here...

The autism must be crippling. Sorry for your height.

ugly tits

finished boyos

>pretending to be women
>hurr you're autistic
Kys

BRRRAAAAAPPPPPPPPTTTTtttttphweeeeEEEeet

last word, autist :)

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why not both?

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>tfw no choco gf

looks like what it would be like for a frog checking some ass

>thick thighs
>abs

yassssss

>tiny tits on a curvy woman

Gross.

It's pretty incredible
Get on it bud

YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO LIKE MORE THAN ONE THING HERE.
breh, i believe in you

>not liking the small tits big booty combo

>curvy
That's fat

hmm