Is clubbing a waste of time

Start with hi, ask their name and whatever, compliment them or go with something subtle and flirty.

Different women require different approaches. It's very straightforward on the dancefloor as you just go up to them and dance, sometimes if the chick doesn't move away from you as she's aware you're getting closer, it means you can start grinding on her.

Give it a go, it's a bit of luck and a bit of a numbers game. Always be having fun and always be confident, even when you do something autistic.

>tfw live in Vegas and all these broads want to do is invite their whore friends to hookah lounges and clubs people wait hours to get into

Just want a chick to take to Steiners and thats it.

Do I need to get into Instagram, snapchat, twitter game if I want to socialize with girls? I have a facebook account, but I have done anything in 3 years

You don't need to. Start doing activities you enjoy. Dance classes (such as salsa) are a great way to meet attractive women who are keen on keeping fit. Network through whatever job you do. Start going out to clubs, even making idle chat to people on the street.

women are a waste of time

They can be, you've got to set it up so you waste their time instead of them wasting yours.

Absolute truth in most cases though.

Probably depends where you live. I live in Miami so the bar scene is pretty good but it's never worth it to pay $60 to go to a club to see some shit edm DJ I never heard of.

Everything's a waste of time if you don't enjoy it or the results.

Yes, it's much better to post on an anime board.

No. Love to dance to the ultra-low freq bass right next to the woofer; let the rhythm pierce my soul. Then the bitches flock, but only if you're genuinely having fun first ;p

this

>brown grills

the fuck is a 'nerd club'? Like a video game club or a dance club that nerds go to

hits a little too close to home m8

Where in Australia?

Who is this:
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Seriously, I'm in love.

Sydney, shit music, douchebags and basic bitches everywhere but clubs can vary a little in quality of people and women.

Nah. I don't have any of that and have a gf. Don't conform because you feel pressured to.

you dont need a facebook. But if youre looking to get be more social youll need an instagram and at least a snapchat. Better to get a girls instagram or snapchat if your too afraid of asking for a number.

Honestly to socialize more with girls youll need to socialize more in general.

Haha 100% what I thought of clubbing when I was there. Going out was still fun occasionally. What clubs do u go to?

Everything is a waste of time. You're going to die. Nothing you achieve can stop it. Nothing you gain can be brought with you. Everyone who cares will die too. Nothing you do is worth anything.

Go clubbing. Stay home. Climb a mountain. It couldn't matter less.

Just b urself.

clubs are ok but you cant go by yourself

too awkward

Except mudslimes, r-right?

ooh, it's varied, I go to Oxford Art Factory, OPM (cos my friends go there but it's a ripoff desu), Watershed, Ivy and Starbar (full of pervert pajeet betas).

>The blacks don't get much success usually.
Lmfao. This is what stormfags actually believe.

No no, I'm Chinese. I saw it personally in clubs. Sure some guys score girls, but most of the time they get ignored or rejected. They stand out because there are hardly any black people in Sydney.

You're just insecure and upset that not every part of the world is as bad as europe and america when it comes to this shit.

Not the guy you're replying to but I was at starbar last night and can confirm about the beta pajeets

I was there on Saturday night lmao. Those cunts have no sense of space, had to literally shoulder a few out of my way.

Yup. Tb h I only go there cuz its across the street from my flat

Yeah, sometimes there's like 2 gorgeous girls out of the 100 4/10s there so it's ok.

What's your rent and job? Rent's pretty expensive in that part of town. Deciding to move out soon if I can handle the responsibilities.

Was clubbing yesterday.
So many fresh 18 yo dressed slutty and dancing obscenely.

I have a gf and was out with my work bros, so not there to make a move.
Weird feeling though. Body giving you heavy urges to just grab a slut at their waste and make her grind you.
And it feels like if depressing to surpress this urge.

But meh, I love my girlfriend and I'm happy with her.

Rent is 880pw bills included, work at a bank

I have this female friend who's an actual virgin at 23 but goes to clubs so thirsty frat bros buy her drinks
It's kinda funny actually but it's the reason I'll never go clubbing

>buying drinks to woman
This is so fucking stupid.

Uni student here lmao, waiting for David Jones to give me a position since I passed the interview.

Sounds like the bachelor's life for you m8. I do a bit of real estate on the side, company I work for is near world tower.

Exactly but it's the exact sort of thing I can imagine you incels doing kek
>tfw she gets me free drinks then I fugg my gf

Only buy drinks if she's been satisfying your sexual needs and seems keen for a root.

Bonus points if she's buying you drinks.

See

>I have this female friend who's an actual virgin at 23
Hahahahaha

Godspeed brah

Ikr shits WEIRD
Like she's hot but damn I can't imagine the levels of issues needed to wilfully not get laid

You too m8

Like she complains when her dates all cheat or dump her. It's fucked

you forgot
"and like to fug girls in the bathroom"

If you're a hopeless legitimate aspie like me yeah

I've been hit on by girls when I go out and I just freak out and can barely say anything even if I've been drinking

Start simple, like 'hey', compliment on their looks, flirt a little. Expect nothing. Have fun, girls like to be led, bring them to the dance floor, either lead them by the hand and start twirling them around or ask them if they want to dance.

Remember women will always be more aspie than men, that's why betafags are called pussies because they act like women.

That's also why I'll take a slut over a virgin any day. Sluts can be controlled

Depends on why you do it, I like doing Cocaine and talking to people, the club I go to has no shortage of weird people geek'd out on blow.

Hmm, sluts are more fun in clubs because they smile and dance with you, good for relieving tension.

If you want a waifu type of gf or are looking for marriage, then virgin is the way to go. Different strokes for different folks though, aye?

WORST THING TO BE HONEST ARE SLUTS WHO ACT LIKE SHY VIRGINS, JUST FUCKING STOP, I AM WAY OUT OF YOUR LEAGUE AND YOU ARE BASICALLY JUST A HOLE THAT I WANT TO FUCK.

When I was clubbing yesterday there was this somewhat chubby guy dancing with girls - he took their hands and just started pulling them into a dance, just as you said.
Every single girl was visibly disturbed and unwilling to go with it and every single freaking girl tried getting away from him as fast as she could.

This was so fucking painful to see. The girls facial expressions of "oh my fucking God please someone help me".

I mean I bet it can work and all; but I guess you need a solid foundation first, otherwise you end up like that guy.

Hate to break it to you but a female virgin is much much worse than a guy virgin. Chances are the guy is an aspie or ugly or both. The girl is probably one of those "all men are pigs" types who will fuci with you

Yeah, it's always hit and miss. I get rejected sometimes but I got more lucky than I ever had the last time I walked out. I think the key is to be confident and always appear like you're having fun. I think it really depends on what kind of girl you are doing it to. Key is to stay positive and keep trying to not give a fuck. If really retarded, take a few dance classes in hip hop, salsa or disco it actually helps, plus there are qts.

Dressing well, manly and with a nice haircut definitely helps. On the dancefloor it is all about looks, slightly uglier folks can rely on talking women up if they do the indirect approach.

Btw what's your approach to picking up chicks and what works for you?

Right, but for that guy it was miss miss miss 20 times in a row until no girl was left in the room.

And he was always smiling big and in a good mood and everything - but it didn't help his case at all.
Maybe it was also the girls in the room. Most were just coming in, it was early and most of them were sober.
So I guess his level of excitement was just way above theirs and that's why it was so akward.

Back when I used to hit up uni parties every weekend, I used to literally just walk up to random girls and ask "do you want to dance"

Surprisingly got like 40% success rate. I also just danced by myself a lot of the time. Was too beta to just start grinding on a girl next to me but I'm sure that would have same results maybe a bit more hard. This might be cause I'm good looking? I'd like to think not.

Can't pick up girls in the club at all. Never tried.

I'm a relationship guy and before like 18 I never partied much.
I rarely am in clubs, but when I am it's somewhat fascinating. Then I sometimes wonder if I am totally missing out on great life experience by not being in this whole clubbing genre.

I'm relatively new to successes in clubs, but the times I have grinded on women have been various reasons.

First time I was genuinely having a chat with a girl, we had a lot in common, took it to the dancefloor and it was just natural to grind.

Second time I started dancing with this group of girls and they started dancing with me, ended up with a thick south east Asian chick grinding her ass on me and a brown middle eastern chick grinding on my ass.

Third time was a shy girl who I kind of moved behind and as I got closer and started rubbing on her butt, she didn't move, so I went for it. We spoke and made eye contact a few times earlier that night.

Don't be shy, or let courtesy hinder you too much, grind up on a chick you are dancing with and if she doesn't like you, worst you can get is a fuck off or she kind of moves away from you.

IMHO the worst thing is that I can't fucking talk to them in clubs because it's so loud.
I like to talk to girls and it's where you I usually kind of sparkle interest. But nope, can't even transmit a sentence longer than two words with loud as fuck music.

But well, as I said above, I'm totally not in the clubbing genre and I guess I will never be.

I think a simple hi and a few witty compliment or straightforward compliments is enough during my successes.

My friend's best friend got picked up by a manlet that eyed her for 30 minutes only to go up to her and just say hi, then they were making out.

It is quite straightforward on the dancefloor imo, go right up to her ear and say your words to make them hear. I believe in you man.

>female friend
>actual virgin at 23
>goes to clubs
>actual virgin
>23
>actual

I actually already hate the idea of having to lean into someone's air in order to scream as hard as you can so they can understand.

But I am in a happy relationship so no problem brother.
You go hit them girls in the clubs for me!

It's true though. Trust me I wish all women were whores

>tfw i actually want a relationship but can't find a nice single girl

> go out clubbing
> get drunk
> end up in a gay bar with my friends
> wake up the next day in another man's bed
NOOOOO

Ouch warm me next time before u drop some truth like dat son

>things that never happened

No one can get fucked up enough on alcohol to totally lose composure.
You need hard drugs for that.

With alc you will always at least somewhat know what you are doing etc.

Yes, if you're a spaz. No, if you can actually dance and flirt.

yea its a nightclub for nerds, there are retro games and ddr, smash bros and vidya music

No, that's what strip clubs are for

Feels like I honestly have good days and bad days at the club, mostly bad.

Too much of an aspie and pussy to actually go up to a random chick and ask her to dance. Friday went with some friends to a club, super attractive chick was shaking her ass so sexy next to me while I was waiting for a drink. She hit my arm a few times with her arm and I don't know if she was trying to get my attention, but I really just ignored her.

I know what I look like and what she looked like, and I always end up doubting myself.

Funny thing is, if I'm somewhat familiar with the girl, it's not a big deal. I can dance pretty decent and I've been able to not fuck it up too bad and move it beyond dancing, but I really feel like I'm my worst enemy.

100% yes

forgot at least 1 from what I remember:
>Man Milk Mephistopheles

Tinder is worse than clubbing though.

Not him but I'm a paki and you'd say the same but I slay like hell when I'm actually bothered to go.

To all you bros who pick up random chicks at clubs/bars:

How do you do it? What are you techniques, stories?

I just can't ever bring myself to fucking do it. I don't think I'm even that bad looking, I just lack the self confidence, and I feel the inevitable rejection would destroy it even more.

Maybe if you and your mates raping them counts

I'm a closet homo and have no homo friends to go with. Obviously straight clubs are boring to me so I avoid going when I can. It's better to hook up with grindr anyway since sober sex is better than drunk sex.

Would still like to go though to experience being hit on in public

No woman you will ever meet at a club will ever be of value as a partner in life.

>life partners
Is this meme dead yet?

Rude desu my chink friend.

Wasn't even me you shitskin.

>that gif

kinda turned me on desu

If you enjoy yourself at a club, it isn't

If you just go there because your friends go but you aren't really having a good time, it is

Real talk Veeky Forums, I hate clubbing. Every time I've ever been, in whatever aproximation of it, I've been cucked. I hate dancing and I hate paying shitty prices for drinks.

how to reconcile with gf who wants to go out all the time?

You can't, prepare for a breakup

Only thing you can do is give her alternatives, drag her to do other social activities, don't ask, just tell her you're going to do X, hiking, some sport, whatever it is you do other than sit on your ass, you can also try something new together, but it's harder to show her it's fun if you're not familiar with it and aren't having fun because you're busy learning.

Also if she goes out clubbing without you she cheated on you.

I find the idea of grinding strangers to be degenerate so "normal" clubs are a waste of time and money for me.

>In a relationship
>Likes clubbing

You're a cuck or soon you will be one

>girlfriend hates clubbing
>hates guys in clubs
>prefers to stay in and cook my meals

lottery hit lads

Best way to talk to someone is to include them in a dialogue that they don't need to respond to. It's helps them show if they're interested or not. Examples would be stuff that if they don't respond it's not too awkward: "young crowd huh?" "see my friend over there? He has no idea where I am" "this dj is dope"

Never listen to what she says, usually what she says she hates she secretly craves.