/MorningRoutineGeneral/

Try the alarmy app

You liste to Nujabes... Every morning?

what do you expect from someone on a german forklift simulator message board

Something like Rammstein or Kraftwerk?

Nujabes is ultimate chill music. Getting up/Going to bed is super important for living a good day.

>wake up 5:00 am
>get dressed, fix hair
>eat
>brush teeth
>go to bed again for 20 minutes
>go to work

>Wake up at 7:20 a.m.
>Cook eggs, make coffee
>Talk to gf on Facetime for a few minutes while I eat, put on shoes
>Brush teeth
>Leave by 7:50
>At work by 8
>Dick around online until about 9:30 a.m. because no one comes in till then
>literally here for the rare chance someone calls support that early

I want to buy a set of dumbells for the office. Get something more out of that time.

Landser

>wake up 10 am
>drink coffee
>take shit
>drink couple more coffees while making eggs etc for breakfast
>shower
>browse Veeky Forums
>go out for bike ride or walk with gf for few hours
>go to beer store
>go home get wasted and make dinner
>passout and repeat

>Brushes teeth then eats breakfast

Zozzle

>Wake at 5
>Get dressed and piss
>Make porridge in microwave and a coffee
>Drink coffee outside, chill and pet neighbourhood cat
>Go back in to start work as a pixel artist at 5.30
>Leave for gym or groceries at 8

Depends what day it is.
>Wake up at 6:00am
>Turn on the morning show on tv
>Put oatz in the microwave
>Take multi, fish oil, Vitamin D3 and C
>Take shower and brush teeth
>Put gear on and head off to class

Wake up at 5am
Workout
Shower
No breakfast

This might be right place to ask and I'm a bit desperate.
I used to have no problem getting up at 4-5 AM, whichever was more feasible at the time depending on task for the day. However, now I don't have any tasks set at a certain time for the day. Ever since this stared, I can set up an alarm from 3 to 10AM, wake up, turn it off, forget about it,shut my eyes and fall asleep. Because of this I always wake up at noon. Tried going to sleep earlier, but still woke up relatively late in the day. Is there something I can do that is sure to make me wake up very early again?

>wake up at 6:00AM
>piss
>check weight (cutting atm)
>fap
>go shower/brush teeth/etc.
>check emails and job offers
>eat breakfast (low fat joghurt and fruit)
>get dressed
>walk to work, maybe get (black) coffee on the way

>wake up at 07:30
>fap
>piss
>pushups & stretching
>shower & morning hygiene
>oatmeal + oj + coffee for breakfast
>off to work

>goes to work
>checks job offers

u wot? be glad you even have a job I'm neet and its boring as fuck

>Inb4 current job doesn't pay enough

fuck off you greedy cunt

Yeah get a damn job

Are you me

>NEET

How do you do it? I've been off work for 3 days and I'm bored as shit bro, I'd probably turn back into a full blown alcoholic if I had more than a week off just because of boredom

>wake up at 7:30am
>shamble to bathroom for morning pee
>hot tea with caffeine pill
>shower/shave/lotion up
>yoga pants
>check out ass for longer than necessary
>morning ballet
>eat breakfast and vitamins while reading news
>brush teeth
>make arduous 11 step commute to home office to start work

>Wake up at 6:00
>Piss/brush teeth
>Weigh myself
>Eat breakfast
>Shower
>Leave house at 7:00

it's not a real job, it's one of them temporary "keep faggots busy so they don't show up as unemployed" "jobs" that last only a couple months

It's still a job

My alarm clock is in the bathroom. That's only 5 steps from my bed, but it's enough to make sure I don't just snooze or go to sleep again.

>wake up
>fix bed
>it piss
>it coffee
>it breakfast
>it shit
>it leaves

>chilling
>in the morning
??????????

That's usually the coldest point of the day, so it makes sense to chill then, no? Later on it'll be hotter...

>wake up at 5
>eat an orange and a banana
>drink green tea
>lift at homegym
>drink a shake and eat a tonne of brown rice
>shower
>20 minute bike ride to uni, with a backpack containing a small notebook, a pen, 2 tupperwared meals, and a bag of homemade granola

>Wake up to alarm at 7:30
>hit snooze and sleep for 10 more min
>actually wake up at 7:40
>drink coffee, eat breakfast sometimes (fast every other day)
>go to bathroom, shit, shower, brush teeth
>In car by 8:25, at work by 9

Such is life

>Up at 7-8am
>Take a 200mg of caffeine
>Pull ups, chin ups, some other basic strength stuff on my pull up bar, push ups, sit ups, squats, planks, and if I had time and energy I'll just my bar and do some overhead presses.
>Make gf and I breakfast
>Take her to work
>Make protein shake and sit at my computer either shitposting or doing web or game dev.
>Shower and get dressed
>Eat lunch
>Go to work at 2 pm.

My life is a joke.

>Wake up 06.30
>Eat a handful og almonds + 1 banana
>Go to the gym for 1.5~ hours
>Eat a good amount of oats
>Get ready for school, pack lunch etc
>Take train to school 10.00
>Eat throughout the day
>Home at about 19.00
>Make a big meal, usually 500gram chicken, 500 gram rice + broccoli
>Snack on almonds/sunflower seeds until bed at 22.00~.

That's my daily routine though.

Pretty sure that chart is for women

>wake up at 7am
>half dress make cup and a half of oats and coffee
>chill in front of computer
>eat and digest
>depending on day either go for a run or go to the gym
>come home shower and piss the rest of the day chilling or go to work

i really should incorporate more outside stuff in my schedule

>set two alarms the night before
>sleep through 6:00 AM
>maybe wake up to 6:15 AM
>actually get out of bet around 6:30 AM
>lightspeed shower/dry/brush teeth/ponytail hair
>out the door 6:50 AM
>hope I'm on time to catch bus at 6:55 AM
>doze in and out of conciousness on bus for 55 minutes until 7:50 AM
>walk ten minutes into buildings and up elevators, sit down at lab workstation at 8:00 AM
>shitpost on Veeky Forums for 8 hours daily
>eat breakfalunch at Subway around 9:45 AM
>take a shit at 11:00 AM
>walk for an hour downtown from 12:00 AM to 1:00 PM

I am not a morning person

>wake up 4:00AM
>chug a glass of water
>shit, shower, shave, that order
>put on socks then underwear
>go make eggs on hash browns or toast. drench with tabasco and multivitamin and get dressed for work
>get in car
>forget safety glasses on nightstand
>get safety glasses and get back in car
>remember my ID is in previous pair of pants
>get ID and drive 2 minutes to work blaring septicflesh
>get stuck on the fucking broach all day

>put on socks then underwear
socks ARE underwear, stupid.

Post a current pic. I wanna see if NEETfags can make it

>Undergarments are generally of two types, those that are worn to cover the torso and those that are worn to cover the waist and legs, although there are also garments which cover both. Different styles of undergarments are generally worn by females and males. Undergarments commonly worn by females today include bras and panties (known in the United Kingdom as knickers), while males often wear briefs, boxer briefs or boxer shorts. Items commonly worn by both sexes include T-shirts, sleeveless shirts (also called singlets or tank tops), bikini underwear, thongs, and G-strings.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Undergarment

TODAY WE ALL LEARNED SOMETHING SUPER IMPORTANT

>wake up
>Sit up and look into closet mirror across the room
>Wonder why God didn't bless me with death in my sleep
>Get up and piss
>Sit down at desk and check Veeky Forums, YouTube subs and email
>Lie to myself saying I'll go exercise, never do
>Eat garbage food and ignore my friend's invitations to go out and do shit
>All a product of self loathing

How do I break the cycle?

You are stuck in a never ending cycle of guilt. Naturally you can not escape.

rail 10 g of saint john's wort a day with 10000 iu of d3.

also smoke weed.

Go for a walk right now (or a run if you can manage it)

Cuck

>wake up feeling like shit
>drink water/coffee and wait for shit
>take a massive dump
>Freebase heroin without fear of being constipated all day
>feel 1000x better
>take shower and put on suit
>get coffee
>freebase more heroin for the drive to work
>grab breakfast on the drive in
>get busy at the office being mad productive

Top kek

>tfw work overnights now
>no routine because every day is different
>kinda miss day shifts but the money is so good because they literally can't find anyone to work overnights

I mean, making almost double with the $2/hr bonus and all the OT I could ever use is nice I guess.

>Wake up at 6:00
>Either bang girlfriend or go for a run for cardio.
>Make breakfast and lunch.
>Shower, Iron clothes and dress.
>Cuddle with girlfriend until 730.
>Leave for work.

But my routine before
>wake up at 4:00am
>throw on jeans and shoes (sleep in a t shirt and boxers)
>grab my gym bag
>drive 3 minutes to my gym
>workout until around 5:30
>hit one of the showers
>change into my scrubs
>drive three more minutes to work
>have a breakfast of hard boiled eggs and a protien shake before clocking in

What do you do?

>rail 10g of saint johns wart
u wot m8

why the fuck can't i do heroin and wear a suit to work. i'm jealous user.

kek

its a proven effective treatment to depression. gotta hotrail it so it go right to the brain tho none of this pussy pill shit.

>Studies have supported the efficacy of St John's wort as a treatment for depression in humans.[5][14] A 2015 meta-analysis review concluded that it has superior efficacy to placebo in treating depression; is as effective as standard antidepressant pharmaceuticals for treating depression; and has fewer adverse effects than other antidepressants.

wiki

>Wake up at 5:00am
>Take doggo for walk
>Study/do homework/complete projects until 7:00
>Eat oatmeal, banana
>Drink some milk and some OJ
>Brush teeth
>Comb hair
>Wash Face
>Take D3, Zinc, and Magnesium
>Drink a litre of water
>7:30 walk to work/school

Pic related, is doggo

>shit after shower
>making it
pick one

cute!

>Wake up early enough where I don't have to rush.
>Drink a cup of hot water.
>Drink cup of coffee.
>Go through my daily prayers. Center myself.
>Shower and get dressed/hygeine routine.
>Head to work. ensure I go in with a good attitude because I know the first step to people treating you better is to treat them better.
>Have a good time and be content with where I am in life.
>Leave work and work on long term goals. Lift, study, read, clean, in general avoid escapism and make progress to where I want to be.
>Go to sleep when tired, knowing I've made the most of my day and saw the value in every circumstance I've encountered.

Reminder that happiness is in your control right now, not in the future. Make the consistent choice to see the most in your life and constantly strive forward. It's what men do.

Go listen to Eckhart Tolle.

snorting ground up plant material.. sounds reasonable enough

any dentist will tell you that's the way to do it.

>wake up 5am
>put on gym clothes
>mire myself in my gym clothes
>get to gym around 5:30am
>work out for 15 mins
>stealthy eye fucks QT whose there everyday I am
>get nervous because QT is working out too close to me
>move to another room
>continues work out
>thinks about how to start a convo with QT
>end work out and leave
>get home shower and leave for work at 7:45am
>thinks about QT for the rest of the day
>tfw this everyday
>tfw never gonna make it

>gf
>job
aint bad user, better than a NEET faggot

Thanks!

Currently NEET for the past few weeks waiting on 2nd interview for job, schedule has been like so tduring this period:
>wake up 10:30am
>walk up stairs to shit and play games on phone
>make eggs and toast, also yogurt and peanuts
>eat breakfast and browse Veeky Forums until 12pm
>make lunch
>eat then digest
>workout time until 2pm
>shower
>drive somewhere to get more food(usually chic fil a)
>spend rest of day dicking around on Veeky Forums and jerking off

Wake up at 5:30
Go running with wife and pupper at 6:00, 2-3 miles
Drop them off at home, another few miles on my own at a faster pace
7-8ish eggs, sausage, oats, coffee, prep fruit/oj/kefir/maca shake for mid morning snack, shower/shave/brush teeth/dress
8:20-8:30 bike the short distance to my lab

They should also tell you that it's even better to swish some water around in your mouth after you finish eating, then brush half an hour later.

>4:30am wake up
>4:45 go to gym and do morning cardio for about 45 min
>5:30 go home and shower, eat oatmeal and can of tuna
>6:00 drive to work
>6:15 open up shop and help crews get supplies and play grab ass
>8:00 chill
>12:30 go home for lunch, sleep for an hour then wake up and eat
>3:00 drive back to the shop or drive around to random locations where crews are at and "inspect" generators
>5:45 drive home
>6:30 drive to gym
>7:00 workout
>9:00 drive home
>9:30 shower
>11:00 sleep

i keep forgetting you autismos can't pick up on sarcasm for shit

That's not enough sleep yo

>being this gullible

don't get passive-fucking-aggressive with me, socks are just panties for your feet that go under the shoe.

>being this autistic

>up at 7
>piss
>make espresso
>read a book or study while drinking espresso
>shower etc at 8
>walk to work, arrive at 9

Need to gtfo of my job. The transition from happy meme tech startup to arbitrary numbers-driven prison camp was surprisingly swift, and now everyone is trying to leave

Would you look at that coincidence - QT works out at 5 fucking AM, same time as you do - FIVE fucking AM.

>wake up at 7 feeling like total shit
>drink water and coffee until time to shit
>take huge dump
>freebase heroin with out fear of being constipated all day
>make breakfast take shower
>put on suit
>freebase a lil more H before I hit the road
>super productive all day at the office

How the fuck do you eat breakfast after brushing your teeth

>Up at 6
>doze/snooze till about 6.20
>prepare coffee, mess about on internet for a little bit
>shit
>morning run at 7
>7.30 back home, shower, changed for work
>leave at 8.30, walk to work with a few m8s
>at desk for 8.50, proceed to smash out my day

>wake up at 3:00pm
>sit in bed for a few hours watching tv/movies that i pirated the night before
>eat breakfast and then brush teeth
>play videogames and/or shitpost for 10 hours
>have dinner
>do some bodyweight exercises
>have a bath
>go to bed

>pooping immediately after showering
>not saving it for when youre on the clock
wtf dude

>I was merely pretending to be retarded

>Wake up at 7:30
>meditate for 15-20 minutes
>drink a bunch of water, pop a vitamin D
>throw on some music and workout
>shower, get dressed
>eat breakfast
>check emails/fuck around on the internet for like 15 minute
>clean up and get to work

>wake up at 6:50
>put music on wireless headphones
>put on stove
>boil barley oats, add 50g of full milk
>and a knob of 82% butter + handful of berries
>drink lemon water
>browse news, lose faith in humanity again
>get dressed
>grab prepped lunch
>take a bike to work 5 klicks

>wake up at 2 in the afternoon (night shift)
>drink coffee, set aside work clothes, pack gym bag
>shower
>get dressed, drink proton shake, drive to work

>using alarm clocks
You are supposed to wake up between sleep cycles so that you don't feel tired from being abruptly woken up.

Your body will learn to wake up at the same time every day. Obviously, though, have an alarm set a bit later as a backup.

Nujabes is the shit

>microwave for 150 seconds
>cereal

Lets see my morning routine

>wake up at 6:30
>i sleep on sofa, havent slept in my bed for 3 mondths
>lie on couch, watch my own tv-channel and checking news on pc
>feel the need to have an anal evacuation
>does it
>feelsgoodman.jpg
>get back in sofa
Now, at this time its about 7:30, and i literally just sit there till about 8, then jumps on the bus to work..

thats it really..

When I'm at home I go to the gym with my brother in the morning because poor student with lmaonocar
>wake up at 5
>take EC stack, prepare water bottle (put in freezer)
>get washed and dressed
>get to gym for 6
>lift for hour and a half
>at least 30 minutes of cardio
>come home and pass out because I always fall asleep late

>wake up
>push ups till failure
>pull ups till failure
>sit ups till failure
>say rosary
>bathroom stuff
>eat breakfast
>climb or run alternating. on rest day(sunday) go to church.