Pool party advice

"Hey why don't u throw on my spare trunks, take that shirt off and jump in!? The water is perfect" what do you do???

why the fuck not, I guess
or just jump in in boxers, idgaf

>can I throw my shirt in the dryer when I get out?

I ask for the trunks, turn around, drop my pants to show chicks my ass, and then put the trunks on. only gotten kicked out of the kiddie pool like twice doing this.

>that's fine but why not just take it off?

I'd jump on the raft and send those fuckers flying across the pool.

Me on the right

Like to see u try

>I burn easy......

>it's okay. We'll put the canopy up

Why not show them your BWC?

Big white cock?

>gee thanks

>it's fine, I don't wanna be any trouble

Burger with cheese?

I cant swim

>"get outta here Tyrone we weren't talking to you"

Too many fuckin breeders in that pool, if you need me i'll be at the cummies cooperative

>turn 360°
>moonwalk into the pool

"U gettin in?"

Can I wear ma draws?

Oh fuck, how did I get here?

>u best not be one of dem pale ass white bois

Yes

Just take your shirt off and go swimming. If you're fat enough to worry about it, then everyone already knows and the shirt ain't doin shit.

taking your shirt off on the other hand shows confidence

same

my parents didnt care enough to teach me