"Mind if I work in?"

>Don't worry
>I've already got my hands on your gfs

kek

>for ants the thread

>oh, were you going to drink this?

>OHPs your deadlift

keked hard

>Be in squat rack
>This guy comes up to you "FIVE MINUTES"

youtube.com/watch?v=brhau4xo0x0

I would plant myself in that rack and not move until he leaves, and If he were to throw a plate at me I would get him arrested for assault

what an asshole

this video makes my blood boil

When you squat over 1000lbs FOR REPS you can do what you want

His voice sounds like Nicolas Cage

5ft 7

I would kek hard, even If I am just an otter mode, I am still 6ft 2 and have trained boxing for years before college.

I'd kick him in his goddamn knee

What a fucking faggot, holy smoke

>kirk's a good guy

I would leave the squat rack, then come up behind him and choke him the fuck out with a rear necked choke, after he has passed out I would fuck him in the ass

(whisper in ear) same time tomorrow

>be working out with gymbro
>we finish up and go to the locker room to shower
>about to use a shower stall
>he leans in right behind my ear
>"Mind if I work in?"
>we burst out laughing
>I kneel and suck him off
>almost chokes on his cum due to laughing fits
>he washes my back and stomach as he pounds my hole
>all the while we're laughing so hard because we all know this is all just a prank between bros
>we finish up
>I say "Haha dude you got me good bro."

Those are not Finns

Fucking newfag

>not up to date on the freshest memes
>n-n-newfag!!!11

>meme

fucking kill yourself you worthless piece of gutter trash

>at least 3 years old
>fresh
Fucking newfag

Kek, no escape

cant someone shoot this guy in the face?

>shooting a 6-time ipf champion in the face
It's your funeral, twink.

>Bro-job Bro-job

I would actually kick his ass if he'd throw a plate at me.
Like I would actually ground and pound this faggot.
Fuck I'm mad now.

>not throwing the 45 into the back of his head while he squats

Pls
No one wants to go to jail over that
He wouldn't do shit

Fucking Aussies infesting Veeky Forums with their shitposting

Could you do this to me too?

White guy throwing hands in the gym?!?! Fuck outta here with that bs

It's actually a fucking 10 year old meme, it has basis on an actual shitty research done by a bunch of nazi estonians who hated finland

kek

really nice older guy in my gym
older in his 50s? early 60s?
aspergers as fuck, might be a wizard
still deadlifts and squats. Pulls 430 for reps
awkward as fuck but will talk your ear off about powerlifting
trained in the same gym as kirk
stories about kirk make him look like a bully
kirk a cunt confirmed

It's been around since 1886 when John Martin Crawford translated the Kalevala to English and mistakenly deduced that Finnish was rooted in Mongolian.

t. Expert on Finnish Memes.

sure bro

serious question to you /r9k/ losers

Has any Chad actually done something bad to you directly? Like have any of you suffered from the hand of Brad/Chad/Thad/Tyrone/Vince Chung? Stealing your oneitis or getting all the pussy "leaving you with none" does not count.

Chads are cool with me for some reason. At parties and stuff, they say "Ask the brainiac" and talk to me for my encyclopedic knowledge of the most trivial stuff like the ability to identify national flags of every country on the planet (and the flags of all the former Soviet SSR states).

fingol pls go

I've literally never met a chad who was acting like those portrayed in films. They're just like everybody else except they get more pussy and are generally well liked.

Yeah, no, I've never met a Hollywood Chad either. The Chads I know are all pretty laid back and chill.

They're good fun at parties, charismatic and even when they're wooing the panties off Stacy, they'll try to get me chatting with her friend Rachel in an attempt to help me score.

> come here and give me a hug brah

No, that's silly bullshit

Forgot to say "no homo"

>forgot

>"Just got back from a secret operation in the mountains of Afghanistan, if I told ya who for id have to kill ya. Mind if I work in?"

Every time I see a picture of Hemmingway his head gets smaller and his chest bigger.
Is his chest eating the rest of his body?

I just got one set left to do. Like my iron sights?

>they'll try to get me chatting with her friend Rachel in an attempt to help me score.
Only the most pathetic human beans (/r9k/) would hate Chad. Chad is bro-tier.

every chest thread deserves a nubret!

>facelet

>Watch video in anticipation
>Go to Carls gym with my fine casio watch
>Curl in squat rack
>He tells me five minutes
>Set timer on watch
>5 minutes later I sense a hulking mass behind me
>Quickly dodge and unsheathe my katana as a 45 plate flies past my head
>Quickly slice his leg off with little effort from my glorious nippon steel
>Smirk and say "squat racks all yours kid, nothin personal"
>Continue workout

fuck you carl

When I met him in 1998 (Grandmother's Second Cousin), he said I looked just like him before the war except taller (King of Manlets 5'11").

He let me hold one of his SAKO M39 variants (his main war rifle is in a museum).

This

Thats fucking cool, man

And by really strange connections via my Finnish family, I am also related to Winston Churchill via his American mother who was half Finnish and to James Dean on my dad's side.

*has three sets left*
"yeah man it's all yours"

Nice upspeak bitch

Neato.

Love my Sako.

>pull out a gun
>shoot the pig

Ez.

you make the most of that uber blood boy
do something good