Are there any health benefits to being a virgin...

Are there any health benefits to being a virgin? I need reassurance that my complete lack of gf is actually a good thing.

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Huge forearms and nice grip strength.

YES NOW GO BACK IN UR ROOM AND CHANGE GODDAMNIT SON

Hold out for a good girlfriend, some girls may be hot and easy lays but a good girlfriend who really does care about you is worth her weight in gold. How hard is it to get laid though? cant you just bang a slut?

no, there are profound effects on the male brain inflicted by not fulfilling biological imperative

stop doing mental gymnastics

healyg benafiit s? who carews about helth benafits you normie wshill! how agbouit being one of the fiew peopel who know the truth about normie-cucks how bout that for a benefit?

Kek

Not really. Its actually detrimental to most peoples mental health. Ive gotten laid about 40 times and I dont know why NEETs care so God damn much. Women are shallow naive whores and pussy isnt that good, seriously man. If theres one bit of advice I can give you its to stop fucking caring. Especially if you live in America or Europe, as a White man I can safely say White women are the fucking worst most self obsessed girls out there.

I work in aged care. One of my favourite clients is this old German dude who drinks and smokes all day.

His organs are fucked, his lungs and liver that is. He can't walk properly and I need to push him around. He can't do anything for himself so I clean his house. He's drunk all the time and always has a cigarette going. Yet he doesn't worry about his health, he doesn't worry about anything.

He's been living this lifestyle for at least fifty years. He's eighty now.

I asked one of the senior carers how he's lived so long and he pointed out how it's stress that ages people more than anything else.

If you can be a virgin, and not care about it, and simultaneously avoid the stress that comes with sex and relationships, you probably will be in a better position to be healthy.

Yeah, your time is your own. You don't have to answer to anyone. It won't always be this way for you so try to enjoy it.

whos the semen demon OP?

Herpes fucks up your sleep in the days leading up to an outbreak. Kills your gains.

Mary Elizabeth Winstead.

Maybe not a health benefit, but the extra money is nice.

more money in your pockets since girls never pay for anything.

also
more free time to finish college.

Demon Hipster Chick.

For real it actually isn't that hard. Yeah, you'll get a slooty-sloot, but if you don't want to be a Virgin to get those sweet, sweet non-Virgin health benefits then go find yourself those sloots brah

you don't feel the wizard benefits are enough?

>knowledge about the dark topics of the world
>supreme wisdom about the life outside of pussy chasing
>increased intelligence for mathematics and science
>ability to concentrate on logical problems and debate people over useless semantics
>madly gains for all the workouts you never missed

>if successfull enough, you can buy your own boat and sail

if you lose your virginity you WILL lose this, this is NOT a meme, you have been warned

captcha: boats

Girls are so hot.

fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck

i need sex.... i need sex man, and your pic is killing me OP. i just jacked my cock off for the 4th time today, and i thought about being forced to crossdress and suck on big dicks. im so horny i cant even think straight.

i think girls can sense that im incredibly desperate, i think they can literally sense my aura, i need to feel a warm wet pussy around my cock. ive begged my ex to take me back, but she just wont, and i dont know what to do.

Dude what the fuck

no aids
unless you're Young Thug, then you are just born with it

please stop i'm on no fap

You're in the small percentage of the population that doesn't carry the herpes virus.

You'll never have your life ruined by child support payments and court dates.

You probably won't be falsely accused of rape.

chill fool

kek

go get it

You ok, user?

>he pointed out how it's stress that ages people more than anything else.
Genetics is first, but this is very true.

yeah you get wizard powers and stat buffs at lv. 30

You won't catch anything.
You'll have permanently elevated test because of a lack of emotional connection and no children.
Your stress levels will be nill, unless you define yourself by your virginity and lack of a relationship.
You'll also approach the opposite sex in a more innocent way and not see them all as fuck toys. Oddly enough lots of women don't know how to deal with that.

That pic...
Goddamnit Veeky Forums.
I'm trying to go monk mode.

>no possibility of STI/D's
>you get to focus on improving yourself 100%
>girls think virgins(not wizards//rk9/ virgins) are cute

No they don't unless you're like 18. After college age it's downright repulsive to them

You don't get the life and hope sucked out of you

Depends on the girl, if you're not /rk9/ then it can be cute, but you also have to play it off as it being your choice
>so you're a virgin, user?
>yeah, all my past gf's were abusive/awful
>i haven't found the right girl yet/soulmate
>yeah, i've just been studying and lifting too much to find a girl
>i'm saving myself for my future wife

underrated

When you live in the state that has the highest percentage of people with aids, not having sex is a good thing.
>prom night
>parents get their friend's daughter to go to prom with me as a date
>shes slutty as fuck
>she also smokes which is a bigger turn off than being a scat fetishist
>she hits on me and trys to rub my crotch
>tell her I'm gay when I'm not
>find out 3 years later she has had aids since she was 14
This isn't the only time a situation like this happened, dodging bullets like I'm in the matrix.

I suggest checking where you live on this.

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After college they usually grow the fuck up and stop giving a shit about obnoxious shit such as if hes a virgin

go on tinder and fuck a fat chick
you'll satisfy your craving a bit and your "aura" or whatever should be fixed

>letting your urges control your life

Darker states correlate with darker people. Also with Dems, kek.
In all sad sentences
to describe man's sorry plight
this may be most tragic
again /pol/ was right.

Bump and you don't get any powers
As a wizard.

Go workout

Kek

The only thing I can think of (as a 24 year old permavirgin) that's a positive to this that you won't get stressed out due to conflict within a relationship.

And without a relationship your test levels will be naturally elevated.
If you go porn and fappless you'll have higher test then you know what to do with.
LItterally.

ALL KINDS OF GAINS.

nah man, this isn't true.

maybe its because, again, i'm a 24 year old permavirgin, but i would rarely ever watch porn and rarely ever masturbated until a few months ago. i would watch porn like a few times a year and would only masturbate once a month or less.

i had a few wet dreams a month but i was always an emaciated faggot who never talked to anyone

nigga typing like Michael J Fox

You eat like shit,
You lived like shit
You didn't get any sun
You didn't even workout or play any sports

You don't have the test because you aren't performing optimally.

Of course.
100% chance of not catching an STI.
100% chance of not paying child support.
100% chance of no girl drama
Less eating out, which means easier to maintain weight
Less eating out, and dates, means more money
More money means you can better your health via gym, better food, supplements, etc

There are tons of other benefits. Sex has benefits too, such as mental ones and obviously feels good on your pp. That's about it though.
A steady long term relationship can have money benefits. Possibly better house, car, and so on, if she pulls her own weight.

I say it's easier to stay single and die alone than deal with that shit though. Would rather fuck young pussy till my dick doesn't work anymore.

lol

Laughed

Lonely people tend to live shorter lives. That's about it

Man the fuck up. You are a FUCKING MAN RIGHT??? Now you sound like a fucking loser. Men don't NEED ANYTHING. We can survive from FUCKING HELL I we want to. Just man up and show some manly willpower. No one wants you if you are desperate like little faggot. Be calm and confident.

This is true.

>tfw lost my virginity this year at age 21
>it was to some ham from tinder who catfished me
>couldn't even get hard so condom I was wearing just slinked off
>end up just watching tv for a bit before trying again
>no more condoms so she says to just go bareback and pull out before I cum
>I actually decide to do this
>still cant get hard enough
>eventually manage to get myself just hard enough for just long enough to penetrate
>just start thrusting as hard as I can
>I literally cannot tell whether I'm still inside her or not as I am feeling nothing and am pretty sure my dick has gone soft again
>she's moaning so I just keep going
>don't come anywhere near cumming and just stop after about 5 minutes
>not sure if I lost my virginity but probably have latent hpv or something
>tfw haven't had sex since and an probably still a virgin but at the same time I'm not even pure anymore

Yes, you exist in limbo. You're not quite a virgin anymore, just someone who's been sullied by a hambeast.

This is harder than it seems.
It's been three years since I've been full monk mode only going to the gym, working/studying and sleeping.
Now it's summer from college, but this is really starting to take its toll on me.
I need to fuck and cum inside a girl, it's all I dream of lately. We didn't evolve to be virgins up to 23 years of age.

not like we have any other choice, put up with white women or be race traitors

What about actual monks?

Lexi belle

Kek

fokin hell m8

No stds is a bretty big benefit m'senpai

My right arm is bigger than my left. I'm left handed..

You just need to have the confidence to ask a girl for a dance and if she doesn't seem interested move on to the next girl, rinse and repeat until one is keen enough for sex.

Or just use tinder and swipe right on all of the girls and see how that goes.

Cause you made your leff hand do a lot of cardio and it lost gains.

>pussy isnt that good
Pussies are litterally made to fuck it's the best feeling you will ever feel

I wish she was Thick.

say no more senpaitachi

F-fuck you, I'm doing no-porn...

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>you won't believe its not butter!

Not that guy but never really cared for girls and didn't masturbate until 2nd year of university.
Don't feel low test and my body doesn't show any signs of it either, lots of body hair, deep voice, etc.

Lol, no. Passing on your genes to offspring is literally THE reason we exist. If you cannot do this you are objectively inferior.

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>utah
Truly the greatest success of the modern age.

I thought that's what my hand was for

Look this is the biggest either/or

>you go to this shitty party and rail some slut you will never see again
>this will give you a spiral of other shitty rails and you will end being an alcoholic with other gopniks

or you

>chase wizardom and then leave your shitty city for a comfy lake where you will have your boat and can take instagram photos to give "u jelly?" to all normies

God no, how and when did this happen? Also link, this can't be real.

Fuck you and your monkey paw

Well, your chances of getting an STD go way down.

I don't get it are there no whores in America?
Shit dude just get some good cash and pay a 10/10 clean college prostitute to get that anxiety out of the way. You people are pathetic not because you haven't had any sex, sex is not that much of a big deal, you're pathetic because you overrate stupid shit like that. Just stop being a beta little bitch and go fuck a whore, then you'll understand how silly you sound right now.

The words clean and prostitute should not be used in the same sentence

I want to see them eat a large pizza, each. Not one split between the two.

Never have to worry about getting HIV

this.

go fuck an escort

Lol nice angle but you can tell she is really fucking fat

Good. She'll accept my offer of a pizza.

Fuck off.

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I wanna lick her armpit

>tfw 22
>almost 23
>kv
The only good thing out of this is that I'm not a thirsty beta male.
Welp looks like I'll have to settle for a cyber waifu.

>West Virginia as one of the lowest risk states

I'm calling bullshit, the people there are pretty much white niggers.

There are studies that say that sex is good for preventing prostate cancer, and it has something to do with neurotransmiters during sex and not just nutting, enjoy your cancer breh

That's really fucked up, bro.

for all my bros on nofap (1 day here).


focus on this face.

Don't fall for nofap. Thought that I had ED because I struggled getting it up the first times I had sex. In the end I was just anxious. Obsessing about nofap made only made it worse, as it added the remorse and ended up linking sexuality to remorse. Once I stopped nofap and confronted the facts I got to have sex normally. Currently I fap regularly and I'm still able to fuck my gf thrice in a few hours timespan with a dick solid as a flagpole.

tl;dr: Don't flee to nofap to justify your ED or lack of pussygetting skills, confront the fact that you are just scared shitless about women which is understandable because you've got 0 experience. But resorting to gypsie abstainance magic is only going to make your sexuallity more fucked up. Just go out there and deal with real women. It'll become a normal part of your life in a while.

>mfw watching porn can actually increase test

examine.com/nutrition/how-can-i-increase-testosterone-naturally/

so i watching porn but not jerking off the best for test?

absolutely revolting gross american whore, truly disgusting.

I'm glad you're getting things off of your chest on the internet. Are you enjoying yourself, friend?

Masterbation isn't good but when you have sex somehow it builds testosterone and shit