Hey dude, can i get a spot real quick?

>hey dude, can i get a spot real quick?

Well, Veeky Forums? How would you handle this?

sure

"OK"

how the fuck do you think, OP?

Your thread is shit, OP. Go kill yourself, now.

yeah? what the fuck is wrong with you?

>handle this?

By putting my hands under the barbell.

when did Veeky Forums become infested with so many white knight cucks?

By teleporting behind her and slashing her with a katana for calling me dude instead of daddy

fuck you kiddo you shouldnt be under the weights you cant press

Y-you t-t-too

Kek

>not agreeing to spot her
>not waiting until she fails
>not whipping out your cock and forcing her to suck your dick while she's pinned under the weight

>Not lifting the bar off of her with your raging granite dick

>Run over
>Casually place my balls on her face while ''spotting'' her

What am I supposed to say?

I don't think she'd want to look up my shorts and see a fat black cock hanging over her head.
Would screw up her concentration probably.

Unless she wants to fuck, then I'll dangle the dong of damoclese over her head all day.

I'll dangle you from a rope, boy. Now git

You're right. Next time I'll stab her in the face for being a woman.

Sure how many reps u going for?

*tips

"yeah sure how do i spot"

>nothing personnel

...

Spot her, try not to obscure her vision with my erection.

>>teabag
There, OP, you happy?
Now go giggle to yourself somewhere else.

Aw that's adorable.
Wanna step outside and have a talk little buddy?

Y-yes
No homo

Sorry ho, not interested in females.

Lmao. No kidding.. bunch of fags on here these days.

Kid

>dangle the dong of Damocles

o i am laffin

>what did he mean by this?

I thought you'd never ask. You're stinking up the inside of this place.

I'd rape you if I saw you in person, and I'm not even homosex

Spot her, make convo, get her number, fuck her, never call again.

>"oh geez..let me go get that big buff black guy over there, he looks stronger and like he would be a better lay for you...m-m-maybe one day we can get married and raise his child?"

Sure thing! why don't you come meet some of my friends there tough guy?

Came here to say this.

This is the only right answer

>Her skin looks like delicious chocolate.
>walk away to avoid getting urges to binge eat chocolate cookies

This is the only right answer.

This guy clearly went to a hanging just to pick up chicks.

My fucking sides user

The fuck?
Are you still responding to that post.

What no I'm not even the same guy, just like baiting faggots

Why the fuck do this cunts work their chest when it adds no aesthetic value and just turns them into dudes with pretty faces?

So this is where dreamworks got their idea from.

yeah jesus how dare I help another human god damn whipped

> helping people that genuinely need it makes you a cuck

People that believe this probably didn't have parents that loved them

Grab the bar and start curling it