How the fuck do I make myself vomit?

How the fuck do I make myself vomit?

I just ate an entire packet of tim tams (~700 calories) and I've just drunk 1.5L of water and have been clawing at the back of my throat for like 30 mins now and I can't even seem to gag

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Wtf is a Tim tam. I had to look it up. Lmfao who are you even?

Making yourself vomit is for teenagers and Veeky Forums

what works for me is i just keep sticking my fingers as far down as possible till i gag. keep repeating this. the first few gags don't result in throwing up, but eventually those gags start bringing shit up with them, then just keep repeating untill the gags turn into full blown vomiting.

drink some h2o2

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You are fine you're just a day behind go to the gym and lift/spend some time on the elip you'll be fine. take the calories out of something else.

I'm doing that but I can't get anything more than just little sputtering of water

If you can't do it with your fingers use a wet toothbrush. Breathe in, stick it in, then waggle it about.

Kinda worked, thanks bro, didn't get much up to be the WHOLE packet but I'll keep doing it

Just drink water until you throw up you stupid fuck

I just think about the most disgusting shit that made me vomit, put myself on the toiler and rememering that shit makes me puke

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while jamming your hand down your throat and then shoot yourself, Veeky Forumsggot

as a former bullimic who lost their period Veeky Forums -- what the fuck

the only thing Veeky Forums has to lose is gainz

run, bitch. drink another 2 liters of water and wind sprints until you lose the gains, you weak soulless creatire

You need to have more thought for future, I keep Syrup of ipecac with me at all times in case I need to throw.

timtams are australian biscuits theyre fantastic

>bulimic
>no gag reflex
get Veeky Forums and do gay porn

Don't claw at your throat user wtf

You want to spread it with your fingers, almost. One knuckle should be pressed against the back of your throat, the other hitting each side in turn. Also, don't stop at all between small gags.

Please brush your teeth and confront your terrible relationship with food afterwards.

t. bulimic

Drinking cum always works

>tfw been doing it so long i can do it on cue, no fingers

That moment when you realize Veeky Forums wasn't about being /health/ from the start.

yeah quite a lot of bodybuilding etc. culture isn't about health.

especially not with the amount of PWO i take tbqh

lol reminds me of that fat fuck in my class who used to say he could trim down any time by putting two of his sausage sized fingers in his mouth

B-b-b-b-but running is hard user!

Stick your finger in there as deep as possible and then try to force the vomit out like you would do with a burp