Tfw shaving your dick and balls

fucking tttTTTSSSSSSSS

Use a trimmer and don't go against the hair.
Makes it very quick and safe.
I rock a few millimeters on my pubes so it's still aesthetic.

gotta go against the grain to be smooth af nawmsayin?

>shaving dick and balls
>imagine its a qt shaving them
>get an erection

Anyone else know this feel?

Gotta get your balls smooth as eggs

I use a razor on my balls but a just use a pair of blunt nose scissors everywhere else. I don't want to be clean shaven anyway. Pain in the ass and makes me sweat like a mother fucker.

>tfw only shave with a boner

im playing with fire if i get a cut but it makes it so much smoother & easier

This

>had surgery on my cock last month
>stitches in muh dick now, still haven't dissolved fully
>can't have sexual contact for 6 weeks
>tfw I can finally have sex but not until the 18th
>tfw I can't even jerk it
wouldn't even be so bad if not for dat post-workout libido enhancement
>plebs think shaving is torture
try going your whole life unable to fuck anything, then gain the ability to fuck something and have some fucking leash put on you for a few weeks until your dick works again

Did you get cock enlargement or did they do something with your foreskin? I have a good scar on my cock because of the latter.

frenuloplasty

tweeze your sack and cock hair, weakens the follicles and keeps the hair away for weeks, just trim the surrounding area

Explain, I am at work so all stuff i search goes to server

you know the head of your dick right? well the underside of it there's a triangle-ish shaped flap on skin that connects to the rest of your dick. If you're cut this is removed I think, but if you're uncut this triangle shaped flap of skin can be too short. Basically it tugs the head of your dick downwards and it's irritating.
Couldn't have sex because it would burn/sting too much
>tfw learned this via fleshlight, thank god it wasn't a legit pussy
And the surgery basically made it longer like a normal frenulum.
tl;dr I have stitches on the underside of the head of my cock

I get a boner when I shave my girls vag.

We are very comfortable with each other.

Most the time I am so horny when I am done I end up rinsing it off and eating it like there is no tomorrow.

use nair.

dont do this

>Google it
>Get this

True story from 30 yrs ago.

>my dad is a violent crimes detective
>takes suspect to hospital for hair samples
>suspect is getting loud & physical
>they end up strapping him down
>medical staff pulls down suspects pants to obtain pubic hair sample with tweezers
>suspect spits in nurses face
>my dad puts on 2 gloves and then rips 2 handfuls of pubes out
>suspect screams and cries they whole way back to the jail.

> getting a boner when shaving my anus

>pubic hair sample
Is this actually a thing?

>why do people hate cops?

I get a boner pretty much any time I so much as get naked.

>Be a piece of shit that spits at people's faces and commits crime
>Be surprised when people treat you like the piece of shit you are
b-but cops are pigs!!!! f-fuck the police!!

Are there any videos that show off how to shave your cock and balls?
I'm deathly afraid of putting any blade near that area. I just trim my pubes but I never go anywhere near the shaft or balls.

Pretty sure if I saw somebody else do it, I could then do it myself.

no homo btw

people don't
niggers do

why? its not like anyone is going to see them, save yourself the trouble

This man knows

this

Just don't move the blade sideways and don't press it hard against the skin.

It's not rocket science.

How do you deal with morning wood?

It's gone.

How do I shave my ass and asshole Veeky Forums? I want to give it a try

Fuck off.

Yet you're on Veeky Forums

>thump
>HEY WHAT THE FUCK?!
>Oh shit, Dave Chappelle!

>shaving anywhere except your face

Just wax, you pussies. Hurts like fuck, but hair is completely gone for two weeks and when it grows back there's no razor burns or ingrowns. Also, everytime you do it it becomes easier because some hair folicles die and the hair doesn't grow back.

>shaving your hair anywhere

numales.

>gym owner brah convinces me to compete in his small amateur/beginner bodybuilding contest even though my physique isn't great
>judges are old timer bodybuilders
>get shaved and spray tanned, bretty excited even if I don't place
>gf likes my pubes, never shave them really
>run out of time, don't shave pubes
>get on stage in speedo
>hear a judge
>"bbbbbuuuuuuuush. bbbbbbuuuuUUUUUUuuuuush"
>black jungle sprouting from the top of my speedo
>decide to be alpha
>stare directly at judge and bust the most intense Kai Greene pose I can
>legs. spread.

didn't do well but audience (30~ people) loved it. gonna shave next time tho.

you're not gonna trick me into waxing my nuts
it's not gonna happen

>Shave pubes, balls, dick,around asshole once every two weeks.
For the first 3 days its fucking great then it gets itchy as fuck as hair starts regrowing. I cant speak for others but at least my skin seems to be tough enough i go with the grain on my first go then against then sideways to get any hidden ones. Look over it in the mirror and enjoy dat smoothness.

every time i shave the base of my dick i get red spots after like 24 hours... anyone know why?? i use shaving gel or foam and new disposable razors

Probably a minor staph infection,
Next time use a alcohol based aftershave, it kills bacteria so you don't get the bumps

thanks buddy, ill try that.. have a good one

>miss, you didn't let me finish..

I usually keep my groin and ass hair growing until I expect to get any action. That way, the hair is a bit longer and easier to shave than when it's just some stubble. I'll use a pair of scissors to trim it down to about 3 mm before going to town with a normal DE razor.

I shave my pits and chest every 3 weeks, my chest mostly because of a bad hair growth pattern - I grow a fucking ovary-shaped afro high on my chest that ruins V-necks for me.

just so you know, alcohol burns down there, along with most aftershave.

I recommend afta personally btw