This is my last month at my current gym as school is starting up again in September and I can use the uni's gyms. At my current gym, there are some very lame, vulnerable, weak social retards and it's the perfect opportunity.
I'd like to spend my last month lifting and enjoying making these losers suffer. It's always been something I've done half-heartily (ie. not re-racking the plates) but I really want to put my all into it.
Any tips/methods from some of you experienced cunts?
Justin Young
There you go
Ryan Gray
Faggot
Anthony Reyes
>locker rooms >see locker without a lock on it >some fatty's clothes and casual shoes >dump my water bottle on his shit and book it
LMFAO
Nicholas Smith
...
Joshua Fisher
I'm 5'9" 170 with MMA training approaching 10 years.
If I ever see someone bullying people trying to improve themselves, by God, I'll make sure you never go to that gym again.
Ayden Morales
by ratting them out? pussy
Chase Price
Post self faggot
Caleb Nguyen
I'll report them first. If the administration does nothing, I'll publicly shame them in hopes of them being bigger and trying to fight me. Then I'll fuck them up.
Hudson Long
bunch of sadkunts ITT. Post advice or don't reply to me or my Wife's son's thread again
Dominic Perry
lol buddy. Just lol. I'll be sure to "accidentally" drop a plate on your toes. So much for MMA then.
But I like your approach. Hitting them is great but doesn't leave as much of a lasting impact as psychological breakdown tho.
Jordan Parker
Bullying for no reason is a clear sign that you're shallow, boring person.
Nicholas Sanchez
I don't know why you would want to shit on people that are trying to get Veeky Forums All you'll do is discourage them from getting Veeky Forums and ruin society even more
Joseph Russell
kill yourself in front of everyone. that will teach them.
Austin Powell
Find the lamest loser and offer to suck his cock. That'll show home how hardcore of a bully you really are.
Michael Hughes
lol a woman could never kick my ass
Ryder Barnes
OP here, a few of my greatest moments
>DYEL benching 155lb >wait till he leaves for water fountain >steal a 10lb plate from one side of his bar >he doesn't notice when he returns >tries to bench it and fails bad, old man has to come to his rescue
>go to water fountain >few people behind me waiting >take a long time to drink up >finish drinking and start browsing Veeky Forums on phone >these losers are so beta that none of them even ask me to move I do this one very often. I find that ~80% of people are too cuck to step up and ask someone to gtfo
>take dumbbell pairs ranging from 30lb-65lb and pile them up in front of bench >doing shoulder press with very long rest periods, progressing by 5lb with every set >see guys looking for dumbbells I have >they visibly upset and aggravated >none of them step up to ask if they can use my dumbbells (If they did have the nerve to ask, I'd still tell them no) LMFAO
Veeky Forums I seriously hope none of you are like these spineless cunts at my gym. Too beta to wisper at a lion, that's why you'll always be a sheep
Adrian Lewis
Make love not war
Alexander Turner
Unlike all these other loses I really appreciate this thread and hope it picks up steam with some actual content.
>"hey bub, I don't normally but in, but isn't that a little much weight for you" >"calf raises aren't going to make you taller" >"hey bro, that girl totally checked you out, lol just kidding" >"how many more sets do you have? No its cool I'll just wait" continue staring >walk up between some dyel bench and start curling it >just keep glancing over and laughing, eventually falling to the ground grabbing your sides as they lift >keep telling people "that's so cool.someone like you would go to the gym"
William Garcia
Lmao MMA. Oh dear God calling upon a meme fighting style. Lmfao
Jose Hill
>"hey bub, I don't normally but in, but isn't that a little much weight for you" >"how many more sets do you have? No its cool I'll just wait" continue staring >just keep glancing over and laughing, eventually falling to the ground grabbing your sides as they lift
That's great, I'm doing it. Even if they tell on me there's no grounds for kicking me out. perfect.
Asher Young
>tell someone to grab you a couple 45s and put them on the bar for you "if they can even lift the 45s" lollercoaster
Dominic Fisher
lol, 0/10 fail troll
Joseph Cox
>be DYEL >skinny as shit >weak as fuck >come to gym with gf >watch all the 'alphas' stare in envy that a DYEL fuck like me can get a gf and they can't
It's especially satisfying when it's one of those loud, slamming weights type cunts
also fuck your thread OP
Jack Murphy
>Rolling on ground laughing at some dyel >wild mma bro appears out of nowhere >"hey bro what's so funny" >laugh so hard at beta white knight faggot you actually die
WhO's the bully now bro!
Jonathan Wood
Things that totally happened
Juan Cox
Bullying is alpha as fuck, it seperate the men from the boys. Why do you think feminist are so butt hurt about it? It's the true sign of man and it pushes beta nerds to better themselves.
>kick sand on those little faggots and laugh
Itt dyel raging at alphas on a Anime image board.
Easton Clark
your gf looks at me and bites her bottom lip when you're not looking. She thinks about me when you're having sex. She comes to the gym alone in hopes of running into me. I'll fuck her when I get the opportunity
Liam Evans
>Giant roider duded does bodybuilder squats with the little gay pad and plates under heels >I squat 20 kg more than him with nothing on it >He comments 'dude you should bring your legs closer toegether that's cheating'
If you gonna bully someone bully the strong guys, bullying weaklings is like hitting women, it shows you are the betaest fuck in existence
Leo Wilson
why would you bully strong guys who can bully you back. you want to kick someone when they're down and low so it doesn't hurt if they try to kick back.
This is gym bullying 101
Nicholas Young
That's what you tell yourself when you jerk off to the memory of her doing deadlifts at the gym, trying to block out the part where my scrawny arm grabs her ass and I kiss her when she's done
Look all you want buddy but that's as far as you're going.
Samuel Roberts
but that's not bullying tho
Ryder White
bullies get bullets to the brain
be careful friendo bullying is sketchy territory
John Martinez
>Gym bro is a childhood friend. >He is really insecure about his gyno >He is a Jap so call him nipplenese >Bro is benching >Can see the outline of his nips through his shirt >Time for mischief >Start tickling them till they become hard. Call him a faggot for getting an erection >Laugh at him as he struggles to lift the weight as all the blood is being pumped into his engorged nipples and penis >Start sucking on em while laughing at him and calling him a faggot >Drop a a plate on Pajeet on my way oyt >Reach home and let my bro fuck me in the ass. All the while calling him a faggot >Record it and show it to everyone, they now know he is a faggot Jokes on him, I am not even gay
Caleb Price
just lol. You won't be so tough when I "accidentally" drop a plate on your head. So much for bullets then
Hudson Stewart
>be me >doing Madcow 5x5 at gym >walking to free weights area and see this fat asian on the treadmill >going at like 2.5 mph sucking wind like there's no tomorrow >want to encourage him >start to press up on the speed and incline >he looks at me and says "n-no, stop...please" >I say "use your words chubs. Please what?" >he can't even get it out, he's breathing so hard >at 9.0 mph he literally busts ass and falls off the back of the treadmill >a couple of PTs walk over and ask what happened >I say he was trying to impress those girls by running fast and I pointed to a couple of qt cardio bunnies >he literally can't even get any words out he's breathing so hard can only say "h-he..." pointing at me >I say I came over to try and help him >PTs make him go to the office and kicked him out of the gym and made him cancel his membership >also had to pay $250 for "damaging the the equipment" from his fall
Asher Morales
tell me if it's over the top:
Will I get into trouble with the law if I put some GHB into someone's waterbottle?
Henry Myers
Bahahahaha
What a lard ass, got what he deserves. Should accidently dropped a bullet in his brain
Colton Richardson
Bahahahaha
What a lard ass, got what he deserves. Should accidently dropped a bullet in his brain
Jayden Jones
and what exactly are you doing loading a plate anywhere near someone's head, retard?
Angel Rogers
Your dad must have really abused your bunghole
Landon Murphy
oops, doing plate front raise and my grip slipped while swinging the plate up. my bad
Chase Sanders
>be faggot >see people trying to improve themselves and their body >decide to fuck him over and ruin his experience, probably making him quit trying to work out forever I know this is bait because he could have easily explained it and gotten YOU kicked out, but God, fucking with people trying to fix themselves is extremely scummy.
Henry Harris
what are you doing any lift in an uncontrolled fashion for retard and how on earth is a plate rause going to propell itself that far on "accident" ?
Jason Barnes
ATTENTION NEWFAGS THIS IS A TROLL THREAD. OP GAINS MORE POWER WITH EVERY (You) THAT YOU FEED HIM SAGE AND MOVE ON
Ethan Sullivan
>what are quotes used to indicate an insincere action You must be a very "smart" guy
Henry Davis
there's no point in expressing it if it's not fooling anyone.
Asher Mitchell
>get beat up by you because you do mma >"fine fine, we squashed it" >or did we >you are doing squats >i run towards you and dropkick you in the back >you break your spine or get a herniated disc >entire gym rushes me "what the fuck is wrong with you?" >i slipped don't cross me, i'll fucking kill you you piece of shit or pour some sugar down your gas tank or if you don't squat. >wait for you to do some incline bench press or incline dumbell press >grab a nice 5lb plate >start bashing your nose in with it from behind >so much for mma now, tough guy?
Dylan Parker
shut up faggot this is the best thread on fit in months
Jace Davis
What kind of new super autism is this
Josiah Walker
Some musclebound manlet came up to me once
>"H-hey b-budy, you got 5 minutes in the rack and you are d-done"
Never saw him again after i laughed in his face and told him to fuck off.
Cooper Cooper
Right!
MMA fgt isn't going to be so tough when I "accidently" shove my colt 1911 with laser sight and extending clip in his face.
I'll be LMAO while he's pissing himself before I "accidently" BLOW HIS HEAD OFF OF HIS MOTHER FUCKING SHOULDERS
Cameron Martinez
Y'all some tough motherfuckers on your keyboards. DYELs.
Jonathan Hall
I have a good prank for you to pull. >Find a 12 volt car battery. > open it up with a hacksaw > drain contents into a water bottle > Drink it yourself you miserable shit
Luis Lewis
this is
>advanced autism
Andrew Young
Follow them around and do everything they do with twice (or more if you can) the weight. Insist on working in whenever possible.
Ayden Bell
On a serious note: I do think Bullying builds character. I got bullied for being a fat fucker in HS and so I decided to start lifting weights and eating right my senior year because I was sick of getting fucked with. Now I'm 60 lbs lighter and normies compliment my intermediate gains like I'm arnold because they dont know any better
Aaron Gutierrez
Make sure you pay it forward!
Parker Johnson
> at downtown gym > 50 year old cuck asks to work in at the bench > no > he says it's the polite thing to do > no > he asks trainer who is busy with some woman to kick me off the bench > no > he goes to ask management > no > he mumbles something when I'm listening to my death grips > I take them out and say I'm sorry but I didn't hear him > he opens his mouth and lets out a breath / whimper and walks away > half an hour later the trainer thanks me for not escalating with the "big baby"
William Garcia
By bullying fat fucks or complimenting people with solid gains?
Aiden Mitchell
I just laughed so fucking hard user!
Jack Kelly
Yes!
Josiah Mitchell
heh...*teleports behind you*...*bashes you with 1000 pound wrought diamond sledgehammer*...*crushes your spine into a million pieces*...nothin personnel, kid
Alexander Bailey
Femanon here >doing squats in a gym >some 5'7" gymcel whistles at me >pissed off >later see him get on a treadmill >paybacktime.jpg >use my phone to hack the treadmill >set it to 50 mph >manlet gymcel falls on his ass >has no idea whats going on looking around all confused Lmao if you're not at least 6' tall dont even dare to look at me
Ryan Adams
put your towel on a bench like a german at the poolside conspicuously photograph or film guys who are clearly smaller and weaker than you while holding back laughter collect dumbbells of popular weight around a bench, sit there on your phone. if anyone asks to use one, just say "no no no, i'm supersetting"
Xavier Lopez
>doing some hammer rows >two roiders watching me >take my time >still watching me >finally get off it >they start rowing >then they leave to a lat iso machine >then go to free weights >in the mean time two dyels have started using the hammer rows >the roiders come back >SORRY BROS WERE USING THAT >dyels say "w-what? You were on the other side of the gym" >SUPER SET BRO IM LOSING MY PUMP >dyels slouch away and go to a different machine
James Bailey
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Kayden Flores
Do this OP
>Grab a guy's butt as a prank in the shower >Start making out with him ironically. >Let him shove his fat dick into your boipussi, ya know as a joke.
You'd sure get him haha
Ayden Morales
you are no bully if you have to ask how to bully. fucking beta faggot.
Robert Hughes
Hello, summer.
Eli Harris
Lol Summer's over
Wyatt Watson
where? Summer ends on September 1 for most
Aiden Anderson
Must be bait
Ian Adams
>suddenly le mma bro appears Reddit pls go
Brandon Lewis
Blaha plz go
Landon Fisher
>walking on street in tanktop >teenage girl screams "no muscle" as she passes in a car
REEEEEEEEE BUT IM MAKING GAINS y u bully
Christopher Davis
September 21st is when summer ends. Also, you guys are clearly new users.
Zachary Foster
pull down your pants and bend over in front of them and offer them your body
thatll teach the dyels
Kevin Cooper
>tfw DYEL >tfw make up stories about bullying others at the gym
Landon Jones
I might me still fat trying to lose weight, but don't worry buddy my 9mm M9 will make your day.
Easton Roberts
"I-I'd just kick him in the nuts" : The Posts
Jose Davis
>How many more sets do you have? No its cool I'll just wait" continue staring
This legitimately happened to me once, a few days ago and since it was the only time this has happened ever and it never happens to anyone ever I want to assume you were him.
Just so you know I decreased my weights from 180 to 40 and went as slow as humanly possible because you were right there.
Since you left before I could finish I hope it pissed you off now that I know for sure you were trying to be a dick
Asher Stewart
They're just as tough as you manlet shitposter.
Jordan Cruz
>Lmao if you're not at least 6' tall dont even dare to look at me w-will 5'11.5" be enough?