I wrote this opener that I thought was funny. My response was off the cuff but I like to think I'm funny :(
25% hit rate
Tinder thread
Jason Watson
Aaron Diaz
Funny to us, not funny to the stranger who sees you as an actual person.
Jonathan Collins
you're not attractive enough for that opener
Tyler Rodriguez
But I'm basically a penis with a good body. Girls are fucking lazy these days.
Anthony Torres
This is terrible
Joshua Edwards
Post body. Can make that claim with no pic.
Jeremiah Thompson
Trips
Jacob Sanders
Can't*
Tyler Murphy
Tinder thread?
Ayden Robinson
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Andrew Stewart
You have a lost call, you lazy fuck.
Also, i'd totally eat her butt
Brayden Phillips
A grill that dresses like a guy or vice versa?
Andrew Lewis
Nice try bish
Gabriel Ortiz
just got home
Noah Richardson
what penis?
Nathan Ramirez
Must be grill that dresses as a guy. Transvestites aren't the same thing as traps.
Leo Wilson
This is the gayest line you can use, but I shit you not. It does work. 'Hey there. If you were a vegetable, you'd be a cutecumber. :p'.
Camden Roberts
Fuck /b/ros, I matched with a really qtpi that seems interested, we talked for a bit but idk what to speak about now, give me ideas.
Also when the heck do i meet up after speaking with her and where?
Isaac Howard
...
Jeremiah Barnes
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Brandon Williams
As a blonde blue-eyed German: Hell no!