Tinder thread

I wrote this opener that I thought was funny. My response was off the cuff but I like to think I'm funny :(
25% hit rate

Funny to us, not funny to the stranger who sees you as an actual person.

you're not attractive enough for that opener

But I'm basically a penis with a good body. Girls are fucking lazy these days.

This is terrible

Post body. Can make that claim with no pic.

Trips

Can't*

Tinder thread?

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You have a lost call, you lazy fuck.
Also, i'd totally eat her butt

A grill that dresses like a guy or vice versa?

Nice try bish

just got home

what penis?

Must be grill that dresses as a guy. Transvestites aren't the same thing as traps.

This is the gayest line you can use, but I shit you not. It does work. 'Hey there. If you were a vegetable, you'd be a cutecumber. :p'.

Fuck /b/ros, I matched with a really qtpi that seems interested, we talked for a bit but idk what to speak about now, give me ideas.

Also when the heck do i meet up after speaking with her and where?

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