>tfw a girl looks at you
Tfw a girl looks at you
>tfw every time the girls need someone to help them move something in store, they call for me
>get the mongoloid retard in here, NOW
>calls poster
just kidding m8, I'm sure you're a nice guy
>tfw spill meat on penis
>tfw all you want is a cute nerdy girl to play vydia with but gym and testosterone causes you to constantly pull super hot club chicks that are only fun for short-term sex ...
>you will never know what it's like to have a girl like you as much as you like her
>tfw you will never know this feel
>tfw a husbando looks at you
>tfw she douse a double take
>looks at you
>looks back
>and then quickly looks back at you again and stars at you for like 4 seconds
>tfw the only woman that I have ever felt anything for won't even be my friend, let alone anything else
The hell did I get myself into this shit?
>make eye contact with qt
>she smiles
>immediately look away and pretend I didn't see her
> tfw on date with qt3.14
> tfw decide to try shellfish for first time in life
> tfw not feeling so good by dessert
> tfw suddenly vomit all over table and struggle to breathe and everyone is looking at us
> tfw try to stand up and run for bathroom but fall over and vomit again
> tfw someone cries: "Call 911!!"
> tfw date comes to your side and you lose control and not only vomit, but unleash watery diarrhea
> tfw before blacking out you see utter disgust on her face
>tfw cant for the life of find me a keeper
I actually know that feel.
Will never know the feel of making intense love with a girl I loved.
>make eye contact with a qt
>just before i avert my eyes to the ground, notice that she smiled at me
>smile at the ground
You fucking beta brahs sicken me
>tracing animal pictures
I remember you!
Please tell me this actually happened.
I don't look down anymore in hopes that it makes me look like I at least have a little confidence
>> tfw someone cries: "Call 911!!"
i don't understand, why don't you call 911?
I would have called 911, what the fuck is wrong with her
Fucking millenials