Tfw a girl looks at you

>tfw a girl looks at you

>tfw every time the girls need someone to help them move something in store, they call for me

>get the mongoloid retard in here, NOW
>calls poster

just kidding m8, I'm sure you're a nice guy

>tfw spill meat on penis

>tfw all you want is a cute nerdy girl to play vydia with but gym and testosterone causes you to constantly pull super hot club chicks that are only fun for short-term sex ...

>you will never know what it's like to have a girl like you as much as you like her

>tfw you will never know this feel

>tfw a husbando looks at you

>tfw she douse a double take
>looks at you
>looks back
>and then quickly looks back at you again and stars at you for like 4 seconds

>tfw the only woman that I have ever felt anything for won't even be my friend, let alone anything else

The hell did I get myself into this shit?

>make eye contact with qt
>she smiles
>immediately look away and pretend I didn't see her

> tfw on date with qt3.14
> tfw decide to try shellfish for first time in life
> tfw not feeling so good by dessert
> tfw suddenly vomit all over table and struggle to breathe and everyone is looking at us
> tfw try to stand up and run for bathroom but fall over and vomit again
> tfw someone cries: "Call 911!!"
> tfw date comes to your side and you lose control and not only vomit, but unleash watery diarrhea
> tfw before blacking out you see utter disgust on her face

>tfw cant for the life of find me a keeper

I actually know that feel.
Will never know the feel of making intense love with a girl I loved.

>make eye contact with a qt
>just before i avert my eyes to the ground, notice that she smiled at me
>smile at the ground

You fucking beta brahs sicken me

>tracing animal pictures

I remember you!

Please tell me this actually happened.

I don't look down anymore in hopes that it makes me look like I at least have a little confidence

>> tfw someone cries: "Call 911!!"

i don't understand, why don't you call 911?