Do deadlift

>do deadlift

>zombies show up

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>squatting
>become co-owner of gym

>fullbody program
>Considered hardcore lifter

>power snatch
>it takes triple A batteries
>I only have double As

>OHP

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>dumbbel rows
>dumbbels are too short to comfortably reach the water

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>Turkish get-up
>get stopped by customs

>dumbbell rows
>gets into fights with the other dumbbells
>have to take it out and bury it

>plank
>my floor is actually concrete

>decline bench
>it cries

>Do skullcrushers
>Get arrested

>do overhead deadlifts
>successfully complete the exercise

>do hamstring curls
>get cramps

>chinups
>still depressed

>leg press
>quads sign autographs

>weighted dips
>chips keep breaking

nice

>work out
>still can't get gf

>treadmill for half an hour
>still no dom gf to walk all over me

>gets a chest pump
>suffocates and dies

>do deadlifts
>arrested for grave robbing

Don't know why I laughed so hard at this.

> circuit training
> barbell is powered manually

>decline bench
>still do it anyway

>do pull ups
>wet the bed

> overhead press
> get mistaken for frenchman

>do romaniand deadlift
>plates are gone

I don't get it?

Gypsies nigga

Gypsies

>Power clean
>house still dirty

>tricep kickbacks
>jailed for 6 months

>do cross fit
>get crucified

>not knowing that you can get concrete planks

fucking retard.

>Romanian deadlift
>do like 300 reps

>pull up
>order an 8 piece chicken nugget

>good mornings

>forgot my sunglasses

Fug

kek

>bent over rows
>smells nice

Lolcano

Decent

>face pulls
>over-train

jej

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>PT says to avoid undertraining
>don't live anywhere near the traintracks

>power clean
>husband beats me anyway

>decline bench press
>do push ups instead

>clean and jerk
>should have probably cleaned after instead

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>lunge
>ids still bregfadst :DDDDD

>lurk Veeky Forums - Fitness
>its actually about shitposting

good one

breddy gud :DDDDD~

>do shrugs
>still know what I'm doing

>incline bench
>but I still don't want to

>calf raises
>don't even have a farm

>Legs extension
>Still a manlet

>do dragon flags
>not even Welsh

>chest flies
>still stuck on the ground

>Pendlay rows
>He never even owned a boat

>gym has free weight
>are actually property of the gym and you cannot take them with you

>farmers carries
>you do not carry two normally build farmer men on each arm

Unfunny shit: The thread

>demonstrate a 225 snatch
>friends now call me chubbychaser

>unfunny shit
>you like to laugh at fecal matter

>be lad
>do wews

>chest flies
>I only see a mosquito

>snatch pull
>get herpes

>resistance training
>you are not actually trying to overthrow the government

>do trap stretches
>people call me gay

>eating clean
>you do not need to vacuum and wash your food with soap

>do resistance training
>still highly conductive

>do Bowflex
>bow snaps in my face, need stitches

Underrated

>take mk-ultra
>it isn't LSD

>do curls
>hair like a nigger now

>lifting
>I'm still on the first floor

kek

>power clean
>still a poo in loo

>3xF
>I'm a failure all the time

fuck

8/10 user, I laughed

I fucking appreciate you, friend.

>do back extensions
>still a manlet

;~;

kek