>do deadlift
>zombies show up
>do deadlift
>zombies show up
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>squatting
>become co-owner of gym
>fullbody program
>Considered hardcore lifter
>power snatch
>it takes triple A batteries
>I only have double As
>dumbbel rows
>dumbbels are too short to comfortably reach the water
...
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>Turkish get-up
>get stopped by customs
>dumbbell rows
>gets into fights with the other dumbbells
>have to take it out and bury it
>plank
>my floor is actually concrete
>decline bench
>it cries
>Do skullcrushers
>Get arrested
>do overhead deadlifts
>successfully complete the exercise
>do hamstring curls
>get cramps
>chinups
>still depressed
>leg press
>quads sign autographs
>weighted dips
>chips keep breaking
nice
>work out
>still can't get gf
>treadmill for half an hour
>still no dom gf to walk all over me
>gets a chest pump
>suffocates and dies
>do deadlifts
>arrested for grave robbing
Don't know why I laughed so hard at this.
> circuit training
> barbell is powered manually
>decline bench
>still do it anyway
>do pull ups
>wet the bed
> overhead press
> get mistaken for frenchman
>do romaniand deadlift
>plates are gone
I don't get it?
Gypsies nigga
Gypsies
>Power clean
>house still dirty
>tricep kickbacks
>jailed for 6 months
>do cross fit
>get crucified
>not knowing that you can get concrete planks
fucking retard.
>Romanian deadlift
>do like 300 reps
>pull up
>order an 8 piece chicken nugget
>good mornings
>forgot my sunglasses
Fug
kek
>bent over rows
>smells nice
Lolcano
Decent
>face pulls
>over-train
jej
...
>PT says to avoid undertraining
>don't live anywhere near the traintracks
>power clean
>husband beats me anyway
>decline bench press
>do push ups instead
>clean and jerk
>should have probably cleaned after instead
...
...
>lunge
>ids still bregfadst :DDDDD
>lurk Veeky Forums - Fitness
>its actually about shitposting
good one
breddy gud :DDDDD~
>do shrugs
>still know what I'm doing
>incline bench
>but I still don't want to
>calf raises
>don't even have a farm
>Legs extension
>Still a manlet
>do dragon flags
>not even Welsh
>chest flies
>still stuck on the ground
>Pendlay rows
>He never even owned a boat
>gym has free weight
>are actually property of the gym and you cannot take them with you
>farmers carries
>you do not carry two normally build farmer men on each arm
Unfunny shit: The thread
>demonstrate a 225 snatch
>friends now call me chubbychaser
>unfunny shit
>you like to laugh at fecal matter
>be lad
>do wews
>chest flies
>I only see a mosquito
>snatch pull
>get herpes
>resistance training
>you are not actually trying to overthrow the government
>do trap stretches
>people call me gay
>eating clean
>you do not need to vacuum and wash your food with soap
>do resistance training
>still highly conductive
>do Bowflex
>bow snaps in my face, need stitches
Underrated
>take mk-ultra
>it isn't LSD
>do curls
>hair like a nigger now
>lifting
>I'm still on the first floor
kek
>power clean
>still a poo in loo
>3xF
>I'm a failure all the time
fuck
8/10 user, I laughed
I fucking appreciate you, friend.
>do back extensions
>still a manlet
;~;
kek