Damn :(

fucking clean it up before it gets dirty u turboautist

not gonna lie i would hand-sweep as much as i could back into the tub

your floor looks clean enough

>that one last scoop

beautiful

>2016
>Can't into Google image search
>Can't into based Archer
Why even live?

I've looked at 'reddit' a couple times. It gives me an ice cream headache after about a minute. It's even worse than this place.

also why does it look like you stepped in it?

wtf is that?

F

Fuck off you gigantic faggot.

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

These ant jokes are fucking stupid but one day i left my closed tub of whey under my computer desk(vs on top of it) b/c i had guests...and what do you know. There are ants in my room.

Couldnt believe it.

ha ha someones mad

Okay, so you expect me to believe that you were the very best that your generation of Navy SEALs had to offer? I highly doubt that. If you were as good as you say you were, i don't think for a second that you would be browsing Veeky Forums. This is mostly a place for jobless neckbeards that still live with their parents, and nerdy high school kids that don't have any friends. It really isn't the place for highly-trained assassins to be hanging out in their spare time. Even if it was, something far worse than a troll being mean to you probably would have set you off a long time ago. What about the slew of gore and child pornography that gets posted here on a regular basis? Isn't that something that deserves a person being hunted down and made to regret their actions? Yeah, you're just not the Veeky Forums type. Sure, there's a wide variety of people that browse here, but you're far from the core demographic if you are who you say you are (which isn't the case). Even if it were true that you're an incredibly talented soldier, I think all the military discipline would prevent you from getting mad enough to murder some random idiot on the internet. I also doubt that even the best SEALs have a "secret network of spies across the USA". Why would all of the most expanisive Big Brother network in the world be willing to help a troubled PTSD-sufferer hunt down some random kid on the internet? That doesn't even make sense. If you're gonna try to scare somebody, make it more believable than "IM A SUPER SOLDIER HURR DURR". You might frighten a thirteen year old who doesn't know any better, but to must of us you just look like a kid with an anger problem and a very active imagination. Hopefully things will be easier for you when your puberty's over. Best of luck with that... kiddo

Forgetting to turn off trip after getting called out for being a reddit memer:

8/8

>Forgetting to turn off trip after getting called out for being a reddit memer:
Forgettting that I can search Google for a section of that copypasta YOU just posted, and seeing the first two hits are on Reddit? Calls YOU out for a jizz-guzzling Redditfag, LOL

Is this antipasta?

Are you retarded?

>forgetting to turn off his trip
KEK

am i being baited?

>forgetting to turn his trip back on
TOP KEK
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I have the same exact jug and I'm always afraid of this happening

OP, end your life.

The fact that you actually saved this pic just absolutely screams dyel summerbitch.

JUST

>this great response
Kek

>catching him forgetting to turn his trip on and off
Pic related.

Why is it that archer, rick and morty, etc are all associated with reddit now? why cant we just have nice things.

Sweep it the bag of dog food so your pet can make sick gainz

...

Dont worry i got you senpai

>Optimum Nutrition double chocolate

Good taste.

underrated kek

>memegenerator

can we just delete this entire thread?

nuce

Its the autistic memes we dont like retard

BTFO

Kek btfo.

...

Lel

Slither on, slugger.

slither on, slugger

Slither on, slugger

697 moron

slither on, slugger

slither on, slugger

DELET THIS