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>Then you don't get mount, you left hook those two and gtfo.
Same concept. Is easy.

>The idea of Krav Maga is to do a lot of roleplaying Jason Bourne, little sparring, and ultimately learn nothing of use.
You are entitled to your opinion although I disagree.

>You get taught subpar striking, kicking, and grappling, and everything you could be taught could be taught better at a gym dedicated to training top tier athletes in those disciplines.
How athletic you are is up to you, not the manner of punching and kicking you study. KM is not for producing olympic Judoka or NAGA champions. It is to keep attackers at bay and defend yourself in a street scenario.

>I can show you hundreds of Nak Muay fighters who could literallly kill multiple people in streetfights using their Muay Thai. Can you do the same?
The goal in Krav Maga not to go around killing others, but to keep yourself from being killed.

>see, now this is a direct contradiction of your previous posts, where you said
you caught me. this was before I knew you were literally autistic. if I had known that I would have prefaced all of that with "in general". of course I know there are some women who carry guns. my point is there should be way more for very good reasons but there aren't. the only explanation for this is that they are low test beta cucks.
>spending your life wishing you were something you're not, thats never healthy dude. It also shows that you don't accept or like who you are as a male, and prefer to be someone else.
this is an awful lot of projection. I never said or implied I wanted to be a woman at all.

you know very well this isn't bait you dumb cucks. nothing I said has been refuted. feel free to keep trying though.

>all these plebs arguing style vs. style

Git gud at striking, clenching, throwing, and wrestling/grappling. Git gud cardio and strength. Git gud at drawing your pistol and shooting.

GIT
FUCKING
GUD

The time you spend babbling about why your faggot pajama dancing is better than someone else's faggot pajama dancing could have been time sparring, lifting, jumping rope, shooting at the range, or doing reaction time improving exercises.

I swear to fucking god I need to open a Gitgud Jitsu dojo and teach you fuckers a lesson in life.

There are no belts in mauy thai